A Genuine Dipshit @Zen_Danzig
One of the internet‘s good Jons Joined February 2015-
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When it’s my birthday and I give my parents an ultimatum
Everyone is losing sight of the true problem: I’m the real victim in everything
In extremely helpful tone: Even though you’re a woman, have you tried learning to code?
No offense, but when I hear “Hey There Delilah” I feel like going into a blind rage on account of how shitty it is. Literally one of the worst songs of all time.
tv changed forever on april 23, 2019. happy 5th birthday I think you should leave
In Maine, you can buy whiskey at 7-11. That’s what makes us so powerful
if you've ever struggled with your mental health, watch this
About Me: I’m Normal Hobbies: I love being online and using apps
Happy birthday to this future president.
Sorry but wtf is this??
I’m glad OJ Simpson isn’t alive to see what’s happening in Israel right now…
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29K Followers 5K Following Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal. Same user name on bluesky.
"Your name's not down, you're not coming in"
This is top tier toxic content, and you'll get more of the same tomorrow.
"Your name's not down, you're not coming in"
@ZeroSuitCamus Am I going crazy or is the Night King Horlav giving me secret messages in my cheerios to go stand outside of Mission BBQ with a gun and go "ooooooooo"
You’re going crazy 😢
am i going crazy or does espresso sound really 2024ish? like this is the first song to sound fresh and current in a WHILE
nba twitter, I offer you this art and a game 6 prediction Knicks -103 76ers -97
❌ No, U.S. President Joe Biden didn't post a picture of a notepad on X (formerly Twitter) reading, "I'm stroking my s--- rn." snopes.com/fact-check/bid…
Think of all of the great stuff we could be doing and this is what we get
theres a muscle named "deltoid"? seriously?? sounds like something i'd call a guy acting like a total delt
(walt yelling in the van) HANK! DON'T CATCH IT! YOU DIDN'T DECLARE THE DUPLICATE CLAUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR NUZLOCKE CHALLENGE RULESET RUN STREAM!!!! YOU'RE BREAKING THE VOLUNTARY GAMEPLAY RESTRICTION!!! HANK!!!!
Ugghhhhgg the protests are so annoying!!! and RUINED myday
Omg kkk robes lindyman w classic ‘88’ for HH nazi meme thank u soooo much for saying I seem like I’d be in the tiktok zoomer and below demographic honestly u kinda seem like you wouldn’t be the nicest or most normal guy but that’s like unexpectedly suuuuper sweet of u tysm wow
Also extremely funny avi / IRL divergence here
hmmm anyways read this workers.org/2007/world/fei…
Aside from Israel, where would this person be allowed in the Middle East to live freely? Gaza? West Bank? Iran? Yemen? Iraq? Syria? Under Hamas? Under Hezbollah? Under Houthis? Under ISIS? Under al Qaeda?
I'm finna need tommy John surgery
Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Armas are collaborating on an upcoming film called “Eden.”
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