Alison Lockwood 🌟 @alisonrlockwood
Bookkeeper by day, novelist by night, tired by mid-afternoon. Author of THE ARSONIST'S LAST WORDS. alisonrlockwood.com Orlando, FL Joined July 2011-
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This baby would get absolutely decimated by an Ohio class submarine
This baby would get absolutely decimated by an Ohio class submarine
I do appreciate that applying the actual words in the 14th is routinely labeled a "novel legal theory" while the modern fanciful distortion of the intent of the 2nd is just treated as a foundational truth.
If a spiritual leader bends the truth about one thing—no matter how insignificant—they will bend the truth in other things.... in anything. Everything. Doctrine. Finances. History. Abuse. You.
New study shows CEOs of the top 100 companies with lowest wages made $601 for every $1 earned by their workers. I don't care who you are, you aren't 601 times more valuable than anyone who works for you.
If you want an adventure, take a step outside. Unless it's storming. Or really hot. Is that a bear?
I proudly voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016 just as I proudly voted for President Biden in 2020 and I’ve never regretted either one. I’ll be proudly voting for Biden again in 2024 because he’s been an absolutely excellent leader, period.
My vote for meme of the day.
Am I the only one who never heard this song until today? (Grew up in Ohio.)
Am I the only one who never heard this song until today? (Grew up in Ohio.)
My son is 10 now and this tweet is still getting reposted everywhere
This thread. Bookmarked. I encourage all fellow travelers to read this. I don't know Sean but Sean has managed to put into words, well, everything about the past seven years, as it pertains to faith and church and evangelicalism.
This thread. Bookmarked. I encourage all fellow travelers to read this. I don't know Sean but Sean has managed to put into words, well, everything about the past seven years, as it pertains to faith and church and evangelicalism.
Republican candidates are very concerned about the kids dying from fentanyl and the cartels that are killing Americans, but they’re not even mentioning the kids dying from guns or the fact that we’re arming cartels.
so this is love…. 🩷
You’ll notice that President Biden went to Hawaii and not once did he insult wildfire survivors nor did he blame them for the fires nor did he throw paper towels at their head. He showed leadership and displayed humanity as per usual. I’ll proudly be voting for him again.
“Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect, he ceases to love.” ~ Dostoevsky
Rudy Giuliani will fight this all the way to the Supreme Courtyard Marriot
DeSantis : I want Florida to be more biblical. God: I am sending you leprosy.
It's kind of insane that vague allegations against Biden's son have now reached the special counsel level but no one is investigating the $2 billion that the Saudis gave Trump's unqualified son-in-law after he and his wife were given top White House jobs.
It's kind of insane that vague allegations against Biden's son have now reached the special counsel level but no one is investigating the $2 billion that the Saudis gave Trump's unqualified son-in-law after he and his wife were given top White House jobs.
Imagine you’re in 3rd grade & you give a note to the person you like asking “do you like me? ✔️ yes or no” and they don’t answer for like 4 months and then they check no and finally give it back to you and you’ve been dying all this time. Ya, that’s what querying a book is like.
Oh hey that’s me 👋 I just love my job and want to make people smile. Oh and I make pretty amazing coffee ☕️
Oh hey that’s me 👋 I just love my job and want to make people smile. Oh and I make pretty amazing coffee ☕️
It was simpler times when I was growing up. We’d stay out till the streetlights came on. Our parents didn’t have a clue where we were and didn’t care, and that’s part of the reason we’re in therapy now
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Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray
487K Followers 2K Following U.S. Senator, Washington state | President pro tempore of the Senate | @SenateApprops Chair | Working every day for WA families | she/her/hers
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Playing Ball Owen Mea.. @NotOwenMeany
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59K Followers 3K Following Your garbage mom; wrote AND I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU; HAPPY PEOPLE DON’T LIVE HERE ‘25; rep’d by @KentDWolf; I just want you to be happy, honey
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
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Amy Colleen @sewistwrites
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cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
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Lucy Huber @clhubes
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Meg Wise, empathy-bas.. @_nomadic_soul
19K Followers 1K Following nerdy musician, likely drinking coffee. exploring a Christianity free of oppression. i used to 🎤+🎹 at MacArthur’s ⛪. happily married.👰🏻🤵🏽♂️
Ex-Evangelical Janewa.. @XianJaneway
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Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
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Thomas Zimmer @tzimmer_history
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer_
183K Followers 6K Following Executive Director @VotersTomorrow | Immigrant 🇲🇽 | Views my own
Deacon Blues @DeaconBlues0
71K Followers 71K Following Biden-Harris; Catholic; USMC; Navy CAPT; 2nd career Psy.D. and MS teacher; I do not represent any religion; INFJ; #Aja (Steely Dan); #marido #girldad
Teresa Traver/Anne Ro.. @TeresaTraver1
6K Followers 5K Following Picture books published as "Teresa Traver." Regency romance & fantasy romance published as "Anne Rollins." Academic, parent, writer. AuDHD. (she/her)
Heather Writes Someti.. @MissHeth
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Craving @calluptome
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McDad @mcdadstuff
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638 Followers 865 Following Missouri Bootheel Social Justice Warrior Natural Born Contrarian Usually nice to people.
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897 Followers 1K Following Love God by loving others as you love yourself. Always Virginian, living in Arkansas. Nemesis of fundamentalism. I'm pro-humanity/anti-hate.
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Thanks for asking Stephen. 1. I wouldn't give her advice unless she asked. 2. After looking at the comments to her posts, I would thank her for offering a place for people who can relate to her, to engage and have a conversation. She replies to the comments and based on that,…
@mcuban You have a large following. People listen to your advice. What would you say is a more fulfilling path for adults: starting a family, or sleeping late and watching TV? What advice would you give to someone who suggests they wish to be childless so they can stream more shows?
Elon Musk went from being the Henry Ford of our generation (admired carmaker, brilliant salesman) to being the Henry Ford of our generation (conspiracy theorist, Nazi-enabler)
Tuberville's true motives for blocking over 300 senior military promotions are to 'hold' those places in hopes that Trump is elected. In such a scenario, Trump would then promote military leaders he perceives as loyal to him, thus ensuring a complete Trump coup.
Surveillance doesn't prevent or deter crime.
A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.
Ever get tired of feeling like you're always the one to reach out to friends? Do I just stop and see if they actually want to maintain communication? Am I just pestering them? They always *seem* happy to hear from me, but then I'll hear nothing until I decide to reach out again.
A little editing hack I'm trying. I change everything to red and read line by line. If I'm satisfied I change the line to black. If I have any doubt I leave it red and move on. I don't change the color until I'm 100% satisfied with it. If it sounds off. If it's telling. Boring
I'm concerned about Joe Biden's age. So I'm going to vote for a bigoted authoritarian rapist who's three years younger.
THREE years ago today, damnnnn . Anyway, Happy Rice Truck Day to those that celebrate
OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao
You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example , I learned I should have married someone else.
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird & gross to ask/discuss/focus on a dating partner's "body count?" If you ask me my body count, I'm going to assume you're wondering if I've killed and would I kill again.
Just got a text from a friend trying to hike out of #BurningMan with his kid.
This baby would get absolutely decimated by an Ohio class submarine
China is 3000 years ahead of the West. This baby is not even 4 months old and can already hold his breath for nearly 20 seconds while maneuvering through this complex obstacle course. Biden’s America stands no chance. x.com/etoetna/status…
This picture has more pink than the barbie movie.
Meet the Missouri 1776 PAC. Their Vision: “We seek to ensure the great state of Missouri not only remains a RED STATE, but also takes its place alongside states like Florida and Texas, as beacons of Liberty and Freedom for the rest of America to follow.” What do you notice?
I spent a high school summer working at a Bible camp where we weren’t allowed to watch movies and once my friend Amy and I snuck out to see A Perfect Storm and on the way home we hit a moose and were convinced it was God’s judgment.
The bartender came up and said “you must have made her very happy. She paid your tab.” Then she picked up the receipt and said “wow, REALLY happy.” She’d tipped 95%. Cuz thinkin bout the love of God makes you wanna do good by people. The end. Love y’all. 10/10
How far into a book before you dnf? I’m at page 130. I know I’m picky, but this is slowwwww
House owner: I'd like to break both of my legs, please. Architect: Say no more.
Last night while I was up with the baby, at some point, unbeknownst to me, the cat got in the crib to sleep. Imagine my utter confusion— when in a dark room and sleep deprived state, I walk over to lay the baby down and see something already sleeping in the crib.
Sure, he's a corrupt fascist, but he's *three years younger* than the normal guy.
I would simply feed this man concentrated chicken soup on his ice cream and cherry pie filling on his spaghetti until he no longer had the strength to believe in god
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