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Astros baseball. Fuck all 29 other teams. #ready2teign Houston, TX Joined February 2009-
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I turned 41 in March. How old will you be this year?
Why do I continue to stay in this toxic relationship with baseball?
A healed LMJ
This is Astros Twitter. Of course I want to get rid of the best player on the team because he hasn’t done something amazing in a day.
This is Astros Twitter. Of course I want to get rid of the best player on the team because he hasn’t done something amazing in a day.
Holy shit… Bill Belichick is gonna be the head coach of the Cowboys isn’t he?
I survived
Type the year you turned 21 in the gif bar and see what pops up.
Type the year you turned 21 in the gif bar and see what pops up. https://t.co/VvHv1jjV8q
2023 can suck a fat fucking d Baseball was the only thing keeping me sane. Seasonal depression is a bitch
After more than six months, I finally landed a job. I’m thankful. Now I have to dig myself out of this financial hole that I’m in.
Rangers continuing to be classless assbags fox26houston.com/sports/corey-s…
I hate the Rangers. I hate them even more now that I can’t ever listen to creed again.
If you see this, tweet a villain.
If you see this, tweet a villain. https://t.co/nJp34K0cVb
Your 1st frequently used GIF is your reaction to someone insulting you
Your 1st frequently used GIF is your reaction to someone insulting you https://t.co/PtNkdlcaOZ
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Not shocking, just random but I played a talent agent named Sandra in a 1950’s themed play in high school called “Ducktails and BobbySox” 😆😆💚
I had the BEST DAY. Turing 41 couldn’t have happened any more perfect. 🔥💯💚 thank you all again for the good wishes 🌎💚🙏🏻☀️✨
41 bitches! This year is going to be great 🌎💚✨
how can i bribe ed? a cookie? a beer? poptarts?
Welcome to your 40’s. You’re horny all the time and no one wants to fuck you.
sorry guess they’re cursed 😞
hi okay astros let’s try some rally boobs i guess #relentless
in bed eating nerds gummy clusters and listening to #TSTTPD. i’m back in my enclosure!!!