Jordan Carlos @jordancarlos
@EverythingTrash on @Freeform/@Hulu, @BlackMirror, One-time writer for Drew Barrymore Show, Divorce (HBO) & @FirstWivesClub on (BET+), Co-host of #ADULTING. jordancarloscomedy.com The Free World Joined September 2008-
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How I know I’m a whole ass vibe: after a a season of watching football I’m currently catching up on #TheFeud? #SuperBowl
With low voter turnout but everyone in their feelings about the Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys it's pretty clear we have given up democracy for pageantry. Toddlers in Tiaras was right the whole time...
The SAG-AFTRA strike is over and the union made historic gains!! Now back to the pride-swallowing agony of the audition process. We did it, y'all!
I just wrote a letter calling for a fair first contract for @WGAEast members in the @MSNBCunion! Send your own letter here: actionnetwork.org/letters/fair-c…
I'm at that age where if I think I have free time it's only because I forgot I had something to do
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Just booked a movie :) I love this feeling and will never get used to it and pretend like it's something that should happen naturally
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POV: When naming your kid Malcolm blows up in your face 😂😂 #kids #genes #family #comedy #standupcomedy
This week on TV I Say, Michelle Buteau & Jordan Carlos to talk about HBO MAX’s The Idol as well as Netflix’s pop-up restaurant menu 🍽️ @theashleyray @tvisaypod listen.earwolf.com/tvisaypod
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Deport him!
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feeling thankful as fuq. #survivalofthethickest 💜
I’m calling for Justice Clarence Thomas to recuse himself in the 14th Amendment case determining if Donald Trump is ineligible for the 2024 ballot. Given questions surrounding his wife’s involvement, Justice Thomas should recuse himself so there’s no question of bias.
BREAKING: Trump confesses January 6th WAS an insurrection Attn: Supreme Court 🤦🏼♂️
Trump: I think it was an insurrection caused by Nancy Pelosi.
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Travolta did it better than Desantis.
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Doja knows about racist white ppl that other racist white ppl don’t know about That’s INSANE
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