Sarah Pappalardo @yourpappalardo
Editor, Co-founder of @reductress. they/them sarahpappalardo.com Brooklyn, NY Joined January 2009-
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In this Tea with Alice, @yourpappalardo chats about parenting choices, heteronormative expectations and navigating the world of work. 🎧 pod.link/789603540 👀 ow.ly/woKZ50P1lUx Sarah: ow.ly/rnJF50P1lUz Me: ow.ly/KpTr50P1lUX
Thank u @TIME
Our book is out today! I'm so proud of everyone who contributed. Please consume it on small doses or you may become *too productive*
Our book is out today! I'm so proud of everyone who contributed. Please consume it on small doses or you may become *too productive*
i just reached 100 headlines for reductress — here’s a little thread of some of my favs :)
I'll be hosting a panel on Sunday at @justforlaughs in Toronto with some of my favorite people - come join me! bit.ly/3R7kggS
Some news!
A beautiful milestone
A beautiful milestone
We are SO excited to introduce our next Signal Awards Judge, @yourpappalardo, Co-Founder & Editor of the satirical women's magazine @Reductress, where they also produce the podcast The Reductress Minute. Welcome Sarah! 😍 Read more about our judges here: signalaward.com/judges/
Look at @KyleLukoff being visible as hell!!!
Look at @KyleLukoff being visible as hell!!!
I love how this guy is like "You would have been rich by now if you just married and had kids with your ex"
I love how this guy is like "You would have been rich by now if you just married and had kids with your ex"
.@meena, @phenomenalmedia; @yourpappalardo, @Reductress & @msLAS, @CBS discussed the lack of authenticity & diverse voices embedded in visual media & how we need to move past the expectation that one show or creator must carry the weight of an entire marginalized group. #SXSW2022
NEW EPISODE! 🎉 @AlexSchmidty is joined by @cullenthecomic and @yourpappalardo for a look at why shaving is secretly incredibly fascinating. 🎧LISTEN: linktr.ee/sifpod
i hit over 500 headlines for reductress, so here is a self-indulgent thread of some of my favorites :)
On this week's episode of @ReductressMin, Sarah and Madison get some home decorating advice from Sarah's sleep paralysis demon, Dan - listen now: reductr.es/3iKjzeQ
Cuomo literally ran a campaign strategy that was just calling Ed Koch gay
This week we talk about #Pride2021, about the 4 Americas, about the sauciest of government agencies, the Justice Department, and about zig-ah-zig-ah. All with the wonderful @CoreyRForrester & the incredible @yourpappalardo. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/zig…
I love Mallika's brain and you should listen to her new pod!
I love Mallika's brain and you should listen to her new pod!
Gonna have a gender conceal party where we just bury the baby's gender in the backyard
Reductress @Reductress
298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Ana Fabrega @anafabregagood
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Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
70K Followers 8K Following IG: @ arieldumaspubicaccount - Head Writer and Supervising Producer for @colbertlateshow
George Civeris @georgeciveris
26K Followers 1K Following Comedian, co-host @straightiolab, former editor @gawker. Let's do this!
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
sleepiest girl in the.. @v_dcknz
9K Followers 3K Following headlinezzzz @theonion @reductress • Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Comedy Show @caveatnyc next show May 12 😇
the federalist stinks.. @rajandelman
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Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller
84K Followers 2K Following Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: @jeopardypodcast. TV WRITING: Great North, Barry, Search Party, +. she/her
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Anna Drezen @annadrezen
58K Followers 1K Following PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
lana schwartz @_lanabelle
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Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcast
Zach Schiffman @schlife
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Asher Perlman @asherperlman
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Seth Rubin @setherubin
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Alice M. Phillips @Phillips_AM
715 Followers 1K Following Prone to falling down rabbit holes. Humor writer with work in McSweeney's, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. Davidson+NYULaw
Zoe (ZoJo) Johnson @zojofosho
238 Followers 2K Following All hail, Blue Ivy. Patiently awaiting a sugar daddy and the next Justin Timberlake album. Please, don't take me seriously. (I wrote this in 2011...)
BIGKATSHOP @skatnbaker123
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Katie Weed @KatieWeedOMM
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edytaweso @e9562039646712
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Linda_Stewart @Linda_Stewart7
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Sophie Karlshausen @Skarlsha
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i ❤️ Sarah @maznauseas
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J.H. Ahn, Bee Free Bo.. @beefreebooks
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hairball of fun @angrymobdc
787 Followers 5K Following Writer, mother, worrier. Funky fresh dressed to impress; also, ready to party.
Alice Fishbein @afishb
389 Followers 1K Following Comedy writer/performer. 1st movie I saw in theaters was A Goofy Movie. It's been downhill since. #preWGA
Caitie Karasik @caitieekk
3K Followers 4K Following Writer & leader of matt in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @littleoldlady__. Karasik like Jurassic.
Rich Marin, KT @RichMarinKT
503 Followers 1K Following Independent investigative journalist Rich Marin, KT. Author of Infinity Stoned and An American Reich: Exposing The Nazi Cult In The CIA, both out now on Amazon.
Amy Reynolds @Amytz_Reynolds
6 Followers 499 Following Found different beauties from all US states 🙀 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/3NCUVsQbvf
𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐢 .. @naomicshah
976 Followers 905 Following CEO of Meet Cute, a wellness company built on stories. Previously: @USV, @GoldmanSachs, and @Stanford
Paul Williams @kg2516875
950 Followers 4K Following Passionate about leading people, love my job (Army 🪖), love life and my family. If you don’t like positivity…don’t follow!
Halle Kiefer @HalleKiefer
7K Followers 3K Following lesbo 🏳️🌈 @ruinedpodcast @crookedmedia Please god, if you haven't already, register to vote: https://t.co/A6A6CPgfRI
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817 Followers 867 Following Teachin’ bitches how to swim | Riz Khalifa | Daddio
Tess Owen @misstessowen
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#BlackLivesMatter @changea9ent
34 Followers 3K Following
George and the Girl @tweetmonkee
85 Followers 278 Following I want to make you laugh, think, or cry.
Will @StolenBagel
85 Followers 505 Following He/him. PhD biotech. Always down for an everything bagel. Would be nice to get that and some healthcare around here
lauren 🚀 @LaurenAnderish
279 Followers 1K Following writer director producer napper @StarshipQStar out now!
Starship Q Star 🏳�.. @starshipqstar
985 Followers 2K Following Award-winning Aussie sci-fi comedy fiction podcast 🏳️🌈🚀. By @meegslouise & @laurenanderish. Animated shorts OUT NOW! Watch/listen 👇
Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard
5K Followers 2K Following Covetous old miser, writer. Work in: @KenyonReview, @CatapultStory, @Voxdotcom, @TheOffingMag, @SplitLiptheMag, @Wigleaf. Contributor @TheOnion. Lecturer @UNCG.
Chorg Boofson @replyguyfawkes
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Miklos Mattyasovszky @mikmatty
129 Followers 360 Following Transplant Mainer, dog person, cat person. I like to surf and swim in open water.
ANULI ONONYE @anuliononye
538 Followers 631 Following professional feminist & big fan @shesthefirst @cambridgegender & @fgss_cornell
Brian Boone @brianbooone
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174 Followers 2K Following Hi runa Akter.I am Professional Digital marketar & SEO Expert. I have 3 year of experience.
Lucie Ledbetter @LucieLedbetter
76 Followers 250 Following director of creative production @meetcuteromcoms. go crazy for rom-coms and cauliflower. just dabbling here 🦆
Tired of it all. 🟧 @FredSim78425380
70 Followers 1K Following
David Lentfer @DavidLentfer
90 Followers 200 Following
Adriana 🌸 @latinabug_nj
2K Followers 3K Following PMP Full time -owner of My own Pest Control Co. since 2003 ~ Free Estimates ~now servicing Bergen /Passaic/Hudson/Essex /Morris counties 🕷️🐀🪳🦟🐜
Lizzie Breiner @ebreiner
137 Followers 1K Following writer/curator. program(me) manager @forensicarchi. bad @ twitter.
Andy @ImACultHero
2K Followers 4K Following I run these tweets. Willennial. He/Him 'You're not defeated so long as you're resisting' - Mahdi Amel
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Ana Fabrega @anafabregagood
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Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
70K Followers 8K Following IG: @ arieldumaspubicaccount - Head Writer and Supervising Producer for @colbertlateshow
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
sleepiest girl in the.. @v_dcknz
9K Followers 3K Following headlinezzzz @theonion @reductress • Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Comedy Show @caveatnyc next show May 12 😇
Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller
84K Followers 2K Following Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: @jeopardypodcast. TV WRITING: Great North, Barry, Search Party, +. she/her
Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal
26K Followers 8K Following comedian. writer. she/her 💞 becca.v.oneal@gmail
Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez
12K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer on @datinggameabc, host of @betches_sup pod, @waitwait contributor, creator of: @flexxmag & @dafcomedyfest https://t.co/h0v9b9xzI3
Anna Drezen @annadrezen
58K Followers 1K Following PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
lana schwartz @_lanabelle
7K Followers 2K Following writer bitch/freelancer/@newyorker, @theonion, @realpunknews + more/the book BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY/i think that my horse is regular sized (she/her)
Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby
26K Followers 2K Following you probably know me from my abortion. co-host of @ruinedpodcast
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
28K Followers 2K Following Writer at The Late Show ⚔️ Cartoonist at The New Yorker ⚔️ Performer at wherever tickets are sold
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
26K Followers 995 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.
Seth Rubin @setherubin
6K Followers 3K Following writer @jackboxgames // headlines @theonion // words @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @reductress etc // they/he 🏳️⚧️
Amy Miller @amymiller
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chase @_chase_____
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Yulia Navalnaya @yulia_navalnaya
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𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐦𝐢 .. @naomicshah
976 Followers 905 Following CEO of Meet Cute, a wellness company built on stories. Previously: @USV, @GoldmanSachs, and @Stanford
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Halle Kiefer @HalleKiefer
7K Followers 3K Following lesbo 🏳️🌈 @ruinedpodcast @crookedmedia Please god, if you haven't already, register to vote: https://t.co/A6A6CPgfRI
Hell Gate *subscribe .. @HellGateNY
22K Followers 422 Following A news outlet owned & run by journalists covering NYC. Subscribe: https://t.co/IKkLd43zP7
Dorian DeBose @VerboseDebose
817 Followers 867 Following Teachin’ bitches how to swim | Riz Khalifa | Daddio
Tess Owen @misstessowen
41K Followers 7K Following writing and reporting on extremism, politics, disinfo, countercultures & more. Ex-VICE News. Say hi: [email protected] or wire @tesstess
Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard
5K Followers 2K Following Covetous old miser, writer. Work in: @KenyonReview, @CatapultStory, @Voxdotcom, @TheOffingMag, @SplitLiptheMag, @Wigleaf. Contributor @TheOnion. Lecturer @UNCG.
Brian Boone @brianbooone
5K Followers 3K Following Articles for Grunge, Mashed, and Vulture; editor at Humorist Books; writer for Uncle John's since forever; incessant Mortdecai jokes here
Lucie Ledbetter @LucieLedbetter
76 Followers 250 Following director of creative production @meetcuteromcoms. go crazy for rom-coms and cauliflower. just dabbling here 🦆
Danielle Rackley @DanielleRackle2
361 Followers 796 Following Contributor @reductress @theonion Associate editor @littleoldlady__ Child of parents who should've gotten divorced.
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
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Alicia A-Z, PhD, she/.. @aliciaandrz
19K Followers 13K Following "a bipolar alcoholic 'Shakespeare is gay' professor" | @CUNY alum | words in @LAReviewofBooks, @huffpost, @bostonglobe, @chronicle, @lithub, @electriclit, etc
Julia Louis-Dreyfus @OfficialJLD
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PODGLOMERATE @podglomerate
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Sarah Kurchak @fodderfigure
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Succession Quotes @SuccessionNo
4K Followers 11 Following The best show on television with the best writing. Enjoy.
meg✨✨ @mjhorgss
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Caity Weaver @caityweaver
78K Followers 280 Following
Halli @iamharaldur
286K Followers 82 Following Building 1500 wheelchair ramps in Iceland @rampur. Music @onnujonuson. Chairman @hafnarhaus. Proprietor @annajona. Previously founder/ceo @uenodotco
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587K Followers 2K Following Director & Editor for TV, Films & Music Videos. Winner of things you’ve never heard of. Project Greenlight Greenies nominee.
The Average Astrologe.. @Richardmoen1009
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Culture Critic @Culture_Crit
1.3M Followers 998 Following Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.
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7K Followers 1K Following 🐟 comedy entrenepeuse 💕 writer on @sexlivesonmax ✨ cofounder @eatfishwife
Melanie Kansil @mqkansil
886 Followers 2K Following First Hawaii, now Australia. 🇦🇺🇺🇸 CEO & Co-founder of @helloalyte. Pillars: learning, laughter, lasting impact. Love food, family, statement earrings.
Thomas Zimmer @tzimmer_history
63K Followers 3K Following Historian @Georgetown - Democracy and Its Discontents - Podcast: @USDemocracyPod - Newsletter: Democracy Americana https://t.co/icbS5V67kY
out of context abbott.. @abbottnocontext
123K Followers 16 Following what it do baby-boos? • spoilers
More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS
260K Followers 2K Following Media that builds power for working people. Nonprofit newsroom. Reach out: [email protected] Voicemail/text: 202-505-4556 Job listings are on our site
End Wokeness @EndWokeness
2.5M Followers 1K Following Fighting, exposing, and mocking wokeness. DM for submissions
Kat Abu @abughazalehkat
211K Followers 1K Following I watch Fox News so you don’t have to. | @mmfa | 🇵🇸 | views are my own
Plastic Martyr 🏳�.. @plasticmartyr
94K Followers 7K Following 🏳️⚧️Trans Activist / Actress / Recording Artist. No, I'm not paying for a blue checkmark when I was legacy verified for years. TikTok & IG @plasticmartyr
mxoberon.bsky.social @MxOberon
2K Followers 5K Following
sloane (sîpihkopiyes.. @cottoncandaddy
128K Followers 1K Following writer, editor, marketing-er, sales-er◦ former editor at @funnyordie ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ any pronouns
Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah
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Kenice Mobley @kenicemobley
11K Followers 2K Following Enthusiast. Comedian. Seen on:Tonight Show, Vice, Vulture, StandUpNBC, Comedy Central, Netflix Debut Album: Follow Up Question out NOW! She/her
Becky Brinkerhoff @beckyonthebrink
959 Followers 569 Following ~~Horse Girl Rights Activist and copywriter at Wieden+Kennedy PDX~~ ~~McSweeney’s, Reductress contributor~~
Rebecca Weiser @rebweis
2K Followers 1K Following Comedian, writer, and very relaxing person 💌 check out upcoming shows ⬇️
Hilary @Hilary_W
8K Followers 5K Following Freelance journalist. Formerly Head of Audience @PinkNews. Formerly Editor of @EdinburghLive_. Formerly Scotland Editor @BuzzFeedUK. Formerly baby. Pansexual 🌈
Miriam Jayaratna @Jayaratnahhh
1K Followers 455 Following clinical psychologist 👂🏻 and writer 😩 | words in @newyorker @mcsweeneys @Reductress @bostonglobe @the_rumpus @realpunknews @identitytheory et al.
Aidan McCaffery @AidanMcComedy
1K Followers 910 Following Comedian// Sugababe 2007-9 // 'Endearing, cheeky, funny.' - John Kearns // @hotnotpod podcast //Writes for @BBCRadio4Extra //
Alyson @dlandosaurus
243 Followers 863 Following Humor/satire writer | Work in @Reductress, @The_Belladonnas | She/her
@NicoleShanahan I remember my 10th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese being ruined because one kid decided to shid himself in the ball pit. I'll never forgive Zelensky for this.
@ChaseMit It’s so unfortunate that he is the funniest person alive
Throughout history, protests were co-opted and made to look bad so police and public leaders would shut them down. That’s what we are seeing now at Columbia University. The Columbia protesters have made clear their demands and want their school not to be complacent in the ongoing…
@notgwendalupe And we know what she’s thinking: “This is why I told them NO DOGS but they didn’t LISTEN”
It’s been almost two weeks since I quit smoking weed after smoking almost every day for over ten years and now to get my dopamine fix I’m tweeting a bunch again and I 100% mean it when I say that this app is way worse for my health 😩
you can't even bind cursed tomes in human flesh anymore, because of woke
Harvard University removes human skin binding from book bbc.in/4azYlJl
Mark Ruffalo is on the right side of history and he is being ostracized for it. This is a very dark period for our country.
try venmo next time elmo
Elmo thought you might need this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
wrote this one xoxo
Nice! Woman Who Used to Be the Smart Sibling Now the Poor One: ow.ly/VmIC50R03aT
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this royal photo stuff… funny how you all suddenly feel like you have a license to talk about women’s bodies… newsflash: some women have zippers in their hair. some women’s legs are too small and oddly bent in on themselves. some women don’t have reflections
@jaboukie The red sleeve didn’t copy all the way
i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
Becoming a Kate Middleton has gone missing truther…
I miss the good old days when “selling out” was viciously shamed by other comedians. Now it’s an aspiration to brag about while your comedian friends cheer you on. Not a single thought into creating something interesting or saying something new at all. Just walking commercials.
Juno’s kid is probably annoying as fuck by now.
It’s almost smarter as an actress to be a negative space charisma black hole because you might end up a canvass for gay men to project slay and mother onto.
this scam is real and could happen to any savvy business reporter who doesn't know whether or not government phone numbers can be spoofed, whether Amazon and the FTC regularly transfer phone calls to each other, whether arrest warrants are public, & who keeps $80,000 in checking
Happy Valentine’s Day and 11-year anniversary (I’m unoriginal 😇) to the love of my life, Siege Gary (@Cate_Gary)! From Robert & Cate (straight), to Robin & Cate (lesbians), to Robin & Siege (??? super mega queer? 🤷♀️) you are my entire life! ❤️ love you forever and always ❤️😊
Ice Spice skipped like 10 levels of fame dog How is she Super Bowl box with Taylor Swift famous already?
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