Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo_
Enjoys cheese of both the literal and figurative varieties. she/her New York, NY Joined August 2008-
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January Sixpence None the Richer
Ok so I know this is dumb but also the private progressive high school in Brooklyn put on Urinetown last winter
It is not outside the realm of possibility that we get a Dorit-Boy George-Mauricio threesome
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Gov Ball 2024 looks *awful*
Name a rom-com you defend with your whole heart
Name a rom-com you defend with your whole heart https://t.co/9qxv6MCWrA
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“The gulls do not fear man or god” this person is a POET
“The gulls do not fear man or god” this person is a POET
The dad at soccer practice who is actively exercising while we sit on the sidelines watching our kids play needs to, and I say this with all due respect, chill the entire fuck out
🦍BUM CHILLUPS AKA .. @edsbs
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook
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Jason Kirk (buy my no.. @JasonKirk_fyi
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Amanda Mull @amandamull
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Selena May @SelenaMay
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Brian Floyd @BrianMFloyd
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog
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Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins
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His Holiness The Marg.. @Jerkwheatery
3K Followers 1K Following if I'd known she was religious, then I wouldn't have came stoned
The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod
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Adam Jacobi @adam_jacobi
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Dawn @502eire
5K Followers 2K Following a really cool kisser and not all that strict of a Christian. she/her. find me on the sky app
IMG_4346.jpeg @petegaines
2K Followers 869 Following from rockford, went to kansas, live in chicago, that should give you a rough idea of what to expect
Matthew Leach @MatthewHLeach
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rachel syme @rachsyme
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Sitati @Sitati1444084
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Cereboos @cereboos29161
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Joel Laforest @Jdawginvests
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Ogden_Lab 🦔 @labog.. @lab_ogden
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st€v€urk€l @xandermann
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🦍BUM CHILLUPS AKA .. @edsbs
199K Followers 2K Following Kickin' it in Hattiesburg Two things a week at: @channel6_feed everything else: https://t.co/FO7JZ8lKGi
actioncookbook @actioncookbook
22K Followers 891 Following Clevelander, Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel. BlueSky: https://t.co/sMmb9aisbL // Instagram: @actioncookbook)
Jason Kirk (buy my no.. @JasonKirk_fyi
53K Followers 748 Following Author of the exvangelical novel, HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU. ("Laugh-out-loud." — Publishers Weekly.) @ShutdownFullcas @VBSpodcast
Amanda Mull @amandamull
105K Followers 2K Following coming soon to Bloomberg Businessweek. formerly @theatlantic. repped by @cheneyagency. Georgia native, Georgia Bulldog.
Selena May @SelenaMay
540 Followers 861 Following Breast cancer survivor & reiki master currently in my suburban New Jersey era.
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
matt ufford @mattufford
29K Followers 141 Following Veteran of the Iraq War and several defunct blogs. Semper Fi.
Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner
32K Followers 911 Following @SplitZoneDuo. Freelance writer. [email protected]. IG: akirshner
Brian Floyd @BrianMFloyd
28K Followers 2K Following doing audience dev things, some work for non-profits and hollering about college football usually
Timothy Burke @bubbaprog
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spilly @IAmSpilly
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His Holiness The Marg.. @Jerkwheatery
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Fitbit Support @FitbitSupport
236K Followers 85 Following Support for @fitbit devices in English, Deutsch, Español, Français, Italiano, Svenska, Nederlands, 日本語, and 한국어. Visit https://t.co/mVj5938zSE for more.
Chris Ryan @ChrisRyan77
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1 Followers 1 Following Some express opinions. I express my anal glands.
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Dallas Holladay, DO (.. @Dallas_Holladay
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Aubrey Gordon isn’t.. @yrfatfriend
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Megan Johnson @megansarahj
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IMG_4346.jpeg @petegaines
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NNAF Abortion Funds @AbortionFunds
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@lewisalex10 @juliaalonzo_ your people are calling
I’m on too many apps now, I’m probably gonna get drunk at a dive bar and mistakenly post a Nancy Reagan fellatio joke on the ECF for the Northern District of California
@juliaalonzo_ i made this same decision and stand in solidarity. it’s the only way
please don’t set the state on fire today
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading) Please. Folks, seriously. PLEASE. Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
If we all throw an out of office on tomorrow we can force a new national holiday
@juliaalonzo_ When they had the dinner together where they just made fun of Erika the entire time I got that feeling too
it’s a common misconception that dogs are scared of fireworks. in fact, all dogs are British, and they are still mad about losing their empire. the fireworks only remind them
Not Alison Dubois being right with her prediction a full 13 years later. Does it count when the psychic’s prediction takes a decade to come through? #RHOBH
I would trade every man in the world shaving off his beard for a Louisville to Chicago train
@502eire No But extend high-speed rail through Chicago-STL-KC-Denver and we might have a deal
endless gratitude to University of Texas Press for believing in this book. When I set out on it, I didn’t know what a book proposal was, I didn’t know how to make a book like this. This book was the process from which every other subsequent process was born & they believed in me.
Truly BONKERS. @NifMuhammad being Jeopardy’d is one treat but the America Music Series is a whole other delight🙌
Feels funny to “promote” (?) this but today is a pretty heavy issue of Grief Beach. It’s very vulnerable for me to share it but I really wish I’d been able to read something like it a while ago. tinyletter.com/beachwitch/let…
Old Bay Edibles baybee
Starting on Saturday, recreational cannabis is legal in Maryland. What to know about how much you can have, and where you can buy it: bit.ly/3ppSwfz
Pro tip: You don't have to follow the news on days when you know it's going to be shitty. Take care of your mental health. Immerse yourself in your work. Take a walk in nature. Have a nice meal. On twitter, read only your fun & frivolous lists. (You have those, right?)
they’re a little young for me but when you meet the love of your life you just have to go for it
@hickoryburger I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.
We said goodbye to Zeus today. It happened so much quicker than we had hoped but we’re so thankful that he didn’t suffer long. ❤️❤️❤️
Here's everything you need to know about The LO Times! I've been chipping away at this since the January layoffs, and am stoked to finally get it off the ground! First review drops before the weekend: thelotimes.com/p/best-restaur…
Today, I'm launching a food media site for NYC restaurant reviews, "best of" lists (with pointed advice on what to avoid), price increases, and everything else you love! Excited to be at it again. Welcome, The LO Times!!!
Who has two thumbs and just got asked to officiate a gay wedding?
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