Kristen Damiani @konthego
Reality TV producer #RHONY #RHOSLC #RHOC #RHUGT. Writer (Late Night with Jimmy Fallopian Tubes @ucbtla, @weeklyhumorist). New Yorker living under a palm tree. Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2009-
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Not Sebastian doing the “YMCA”
Not Sebastian doing the “YMCA”
Game Day sign at the U today. Not Monty’s!
I have once again clicked on an ad for an item from Old Navy and it was for a toddler.
My boyfriend, playing video games while I watch TV: Why are they dating if they’re cousins?
One of us shouts “one paw hangin’”
One of us shouts “one paw hangin’”
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even the writers of a prestigious HBO Sunday night drama couldn't come up with an opening scene this compelling #RHONY
I’m back to producing in the Housewives universe. Produced tonight’s episode of RHOC!
I’m back to producing in the Housewives universe. Produced tonight’s episode of RHOC!
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O YES I am
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Biggest room in the world… Room for improvement 💯
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guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn
Overhearing conversations in LA is 99% painful, 1% listening to Bob Iger and JJ Abrams discuss Star Wars.
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This gonna be me if they gonna keep doing fireworks past 12am
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Us today 🌭 #RHOC #RHOBH #SummerHouse
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happy birthday gorgeous
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Sorry, we go again next year.
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