paul bratsch @labpushcart
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The Exciting of Trains (part 1)
TGIF!! It's time to party down with our Ultimate Friday Playlist!!! open.spotify.com/playlist/04SpN…
Wow! That's 600,000 pounds of cheese curds!! 👀
Thinking of making videos for people who are getting desensitized to regular ASMR. It'll mostly be me shouting into microphones and brushing people's faces with full-sized push brooms. (Please click 'subscribe')
I am not proud of a lot of the things i said in this video. I'm happy to apologize to anyone who's actually offended by this. Also, Jeremy is implicated in this video so cancel him too
I am not proud of a lot of the things i said in this video. I'm happy to apologize to anyone who's actually offended by this. Also, Jeremy is implicated in this video so cancel him too
Kudos to the @MadLibs writer who followed "(part of the body)" with "plugs". They knew EXACTLY what was going to happen to every parent of boys. Well played.🙌
10 minutes prior to this great view I got caught in a barbed wire fence. So, never give up or something like that.
Happy birthday to Sly Stone, born on this day in 1943 in Denton, Texas. Here’s Sly and the Family Stone performing “Everyday People” and “Dance to the Music” in 1969.
Discovered today that you need to add more context now when you tell an ice fisherman "I hope you catch something out there".
Nuh-uh, I'm just out of toilet paper. And bottled water. And guns and bullets.
Brittany Howard Nina Simone Amelia Meath Stevie Nicks Sharon Jones Courtney Barnett Aretha Franklin Adrianne Lenker Katie Crutchfield Phoebe Bridgers Liz Cooper (I know that's 11)
Oh my god you guys, at breakfast after last night's sleepover someone accidentally put their fork in their orange juice and it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen since 20 minutes ago when a kid put his teddy bear on the toilet
how does stephen king find the time to write all those books. shouldn’t he be at work
The open mic last night was so much fun! Now if you could please tell me how to come up with material and how does comedy work? [Normal day-after-performing thoughts.]
leap day has always been my favorite holiday, and not just because at sunset the animals get to talk
These students aren't interested in the law! They just didn't know how else to get a taste of that elusive pizza!

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