Prolapso the Clown @prolapso__

666 and fuck your mother. I love cheese. Available for bachelorette parties. twitter.com/search/from:pr… Underland Joined December 2017

Tweets

184
Followers

64
Following

49
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Prolapso the Clown @prolapso__

9 years ago

Your tweets suck. I am happy to be the one to tell you.

Prolapso the Clown @prolapso__

9 years ago

@tigermcleash Sí

2 Cats on a Table @averagegrades

9 years ago

[Having sex] Alex Trebek: Say it, please Me: This man's sperm provided half my genetic code. Alex: Oh yeah, Who's your daddy?

2 Cats on a Table @averagegrades

9 years ago

[Adam and Eve at a restaurant] Waiter: What can I get you two? Adam: I'll have the ribs. She can just eat one of mine. Eve: I want an appletizer! And an appletini. *looks around* This IS Applebee's, right?

Prolapso the Clown @prolapso__

9 years ago

Alex Trebek was 54 years old when he was born.

The Bacon-Nate-or @bacon_gillepic

9 years ago

Looks in mirror* Mirror: delete it

Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn

9 years ago

Wife: Isn’t that the whore that grinded herself against you during Funky Town on December 12th, 1998 at 11:19 pm? Me: I don’t remember Wife: *sips wine* ...me either

Prolapso the Clown @prolapso__

9 years ago

Walk up in the club like “Excuse me, do your restrooms have the foaming soap?”

Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo

9 years ago

Why isn't steak moody when it bleeds? Cuz it knows it's gonna get eaten.

Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo

9 years ago

A softball sized kidney stone is easier to pass than legislation.

Josh @iwearaonesie

9 years ago

me [putting sons toy together] I don’t think *looks at instructions* *looks at box* Yeah, buddy, it’s not supposed to be on fire like that

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

9 years ago

Ate my lunch at 10 am now what

dead phteven @PhuckinCody

9 years ago

[inventing the catapult] you know what? fuck this rock.

Rock @TheMichaelRock

9 years ago

I can't believe that another celebrity I had too google has died.

Yutube Brasi @BrasiYutub44400

4 Followers 99 Following

Rubsomedirtonit™️ @_rubdirtonit

5K Followers 3K Following

Let's clear up the tension with one shot

THAT ሰካራም FRI... @yellowtapeeth

245 Followers 779 Following Let's clear up the tension with one shot

Beer driver, Union Steward and a proud citizen of the Pokagon Band Of Potawatomi Indians.

Mike Oxhard @pabstdriver

927 Followers 2K Following Beer driver, Union Steward and a proud citizen of the Pokagon Band Of Potawatomi Indians.

Serving others. There is no higher purpose. A sense of humor dryer than a dead Joshua tree in the Naimbi desert. A mime on the mountain.

John Casey Glendinnin... @GlendinningJohn

396 Followers 1K Following Serving others. There is no higher purpose. A sense of humor dryer than a dead Joshua tree in the Naimbi desert. A mime on the mountain.

Blunt social commentary. Zero nonsense.

Realist takes on culture, behavior, and modern life.

Read below. ↓

Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo

25K Followers 3K Following Blunt social commentary. Zero nonsense. Realist takes on culture, behavior, and modern life. Read below. ↓

Adventure+Education=Wisdom Teacher/Writer,Graffiti Art Explorer, Travel, Humor, Backpacking, Science, Linus, Chess, Music, #Resist, #NoRA

LaughingMudPuddle @LaughingMud

1K Followers 3K Following Adventure+Education=Wisdom Teacher/Writer,Graffiti Art Explorer, Travel, Humor, Backpacking, Science, Linus, Chess, Music, #Resist, #NoRA

Please visit my eBay store https://t.co/kM5b4omhVC we are constantly adding new items. Poshmark is @tchecca. Look forward to tweeting with you!

www.checcascloset.com @checcascloset

422 Followers 2K Following Please visit my eBay store https://t.co/kM5b4omhVC we are constantly adding new items. Poshmark is @tchecca. Look forward to tweeting with you!

Am I a good person?No.But do I try & better myself everyday?Still No. Socialist, Foodie,Soul Shiner, Deep Thinker,Great Drinker. Have friends inspite of myself.

unshakenn @unshakenn_b

356 Followers 2K Following Am I a good person?No.But do I try & better myself everyday?Still No. Socialist, Foodie,Soul Shiner, Deep Thinker,Great Drinker. Have friends inspite of myself.

we've been here before

pfft @pffthoocares

12 Followers 43 Following we've been here before

AOL Coin @ALO__coin

2K Followers 3K Following

A million viruses personifying as a human

Toot-toot McBumbersna... @Agatha_Chriskis

94 Followers 552 Following A million viruses personifying as a human

Martha Stewart & Erin Andrews Trapped in Anna Nicole's Body. 4th grade Presidential Physical Fitness Award Winner.

Ginger Snapped ❤ @katy_fit

36K Followers 14K Following Martha Stewart & Erin Andrews Trapped in Anna Nicole's Body. 4th grade Presidential Physical Fitness Award Winner.

If you're wondering who jammed the copier and walked away, it's probably me

Hugo Fokyrslf @bikan0e

164 Followers 325 Following If you're wondering who jammed the copier and walked away, it's probably me

my funny senses are tingling

spideygurl @spideygurrl

61 Followers 253 Following my funny senses are tingling

Connor @Wesley20134974

803 Followers 3K Following

Jules @xjvlesx

67 Followers 94 Following she/her | 22

just waiting for my next mistake....to gain the wisdom to not make the same one again.

AlMoSt * PeRFekT @rawne_clinger

194 Followers 538 Following just waiting for my next mistake....to gain the wisdom to not make the same one again.

NSFW contains expletive language and hilarious ambuguity

P3T€RPARK3R74 @PeterParker74

226 Followers 7K Following NSFW contains expletive language and hilarious ambuguity

I came here to party.... you hear the song don't you!

partypants1111 @partypants1111

186 Followers 524 Following I came here to party.... you hear the song don't you!

https://t.co/saD5yPaHPw 🇨🇦

🇨🇦 Dimps of the... @CallMe_Dimps

11K Followers 8K Following https://t.co/saD5yPaHPw 🇨🇦

I'm probably drunk right now

Ginger Canuck @gingercanuck

1K Followers 434 Following I'm probably drunk right now

Late 70s baby, total 80s kid. Retro pop-culture junkie. Occasionally funny by accident: https://t.co/SPa14RIa5N

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There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

Mark Blackmore @megatronman

933 Followers 4K Following There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

Sierra @sisirara_

493 Followers 353 Following

both alike in dignity

minusone @m1nus_0ne

1K Followers 2K Following both alike in dignity

oh crap. no one told me there was going to be a test.

Benny @WoodyBenny

370 Followers 845 Following oh crap. no one told me there was going to be a test.

writer of curious stories. chronicler of a wacko dog's exploits. provider of seeds and other foodstuffs to various ungrateful wild birds.

bill breedlove @nbdyuknow

342 Followers 721 Following writer of curious stories. chronicler of a wacko dog's exploits. provider of seeds and other foodstuffs to various ungrateful wild birds.

He'll be the love in your eyes, blood between your thighs then have you cry for more, he'll put strength to the test he'll put the thrill back in bed

Love Buzz🍺 @Trouble_Walkin

348 Followers 485 Following He'll be the love in your eyes, blood between your thighs then have you cry for more, he'll put strength to the test he'll put the thrill back in bed

He's J, I'm J. Married the love of my life @Man_Ona_Ledge. My Batman. We couldn't be more blessed 2 welcome our new baby Batman into the world xx #Dodgersgirl

Mrs J 🇨🇦🇺�... @Girl_Ona_Ledge

1K Followers 1K Following He's J, I'm J. Married the love of my life @Man_Ona_Ledge. My Batman. We couldn't be more blessed 2 welcome our new baby Batman into the world xx #Dodgersgirl

snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823

I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup

14K Followers 15K Following snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823

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CrazyMyra @NotOnTheMoors

3K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/wt8RgMlchG

Creative Arts Therapist and Journaler
https://t.co/7vtjQK6DZz

vernacular @vernavernacular

580 Followers 2K Following Creative Arts Therapist and Journaler https://t.co/7vtjQK6DZz

aka Danzig Ate My Baby

Chick Of It All 🐉 @20eyeDocs

4K Followers 2K Following aka Danzig Ate My Baby

I once had a one stand with a Tom Selleck poster.

Mizz Tangles @MizzTangles

3K Followers 3K Following I once had a one stand with a Tom Selleck poster.

Serial corruptor😘
yep,I still watch powerpuff girls

CleoCatra Ptolemeow @Niharicat

514 Followers 2K Following Serial corruptor😘 yep,I still watch powerpuff girls

I see the world from a non standard perspective.
I don't draft tweets,
And I fell in love with you from your Avi and a couple of tweets.

Paper Plate Face @PaperPlateFace2

825 Followers 1K Following I see the world from a non standard perspective. I don't draft tweets, And I fell in love with you from your Avi and a couple of tweets.

Konnichiwa minasama. Chiisai ka Okii kedo, onaji shigoto desu.

Bula Fiji. 🏈

RokujyuKyu @zurieljohn1

480 Followers 2K Following Konnichiwa minasama. Chiisai ka Okii kedo, onaji shigoto desu. Bula Fiji. 🏈

Navy veteran turned IT, InfoSec, and AI wrangler. Husband, dad, and unpaid chauffeur. Historian, bacon enthusiast, and comedian-in-progress.

Tom Cadle @tomcadle

190 Followers 520 Following Navy veteran turned IT, InfoSec, and AI wrangler. Husband, dad, and unpaid chauffeur. Historian, bacon enthusiast, and comedian-in-progress.

Hi. Thanks for visiting. I miss you too.

mandala @MelodicBurn

19K Followers 9K Following Hi. Thanks for visiting. I miss you too.

this is what happened

tangent @postfetus

758 Followers 782 Following this is what happened

Chasing waterfalls

Earnest August @earnestaugust

917 Followers 521 Following Chasing waterfalls

I use unrelated hashtags in my tweets and respond in GIFs. I like being lazy; I don't like lazy people.

MissBehaved @DaemonFailure

133 Followers 171 Following I use unrelated hashtags in my tweets and respond in GIFs. I like being lazy; I don't like lazy people.

Justice for Gabby Petito 🦋 & Daniel Robinson 🌎 https://t.co/tsqV6flKKf Foodie/Poet/Writer/Empath/Virgo/Detective. No DMs, unless you are #RyanGosling

SamInspired @SamInspired

21K Followers 22K Following Justice for Gabby Petito 🦋 & Daniel Robinson 🌎 https://t.co/tsqV6flKKf Foodie/Poet/Writer/Empath/Virgo/Detective. No DMs, unless you are #RyanGosling

the good. the bad. the ugly. could be bad for your health. 🇺🇸

thisGringo @smbeckley

10K Followers 10K Following the good. the bad. the ugly. could be bad for your health. 🇺🇸

Beer Taster - Stunt Man - Rock it Straight ....No Bull Sh*t !

WhiteBoy41 @WhiteBoy41

2K Followers 4K Following Beer Taster - Stunt Man - Rock it Straight ....No Bull Sh*t !

Gator fan. College baseball fan. Living in Knoxville Tennessee. Bourbon and sarcasm are my hobbies.

bourbon and sarcasm @grigsby_larry

250 Followers 1K Following Gator fan. College baseball fan. Living in Knoxville Tennessee. Bourbon and sarcasm are my hobbies.

Systems Analyist, Average Superman, Playlist Savant, Supernatural Delight, Top Notch Entertainer, OG Twitter.

Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu

16K Followers 12K Following Systems Analyist, Average Superman, Playlist Savant, Supernatural Delight, Top Notch Entertainer, OG Twitter.

I walk the earth….

Mushrooms & Onions @drewpetrou

3K Followers 3K Following I walk the earth….

It's like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.

Otter (Gnome de Plume... @DinosaurBoogers

2K Followers 449 Following It's like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.

just waiting for my next mistake....to gain the wisdom to not make the same one again.

AlMoSt * PeRFekT @rawne_clinger

194 Followers 538 Following just waiting for my next mistake....to gain the wisdom to not make the same one again.

Late 70s baby, total 80s kid. Retro pop-culture junkie. Occasionally funny by accident: https://t.co/SPa14RIa5N

Kell's Bells @LanaKelRey

1K Followers 603 Following Late 70s baby, total 80s kid. Retro pop-culture junkie. Occasionally funny by accident: https://t.co/SPa14RIa5N

Sierra @sisirara_

493 Followers 353 Following

a former teen heartthrob https://t.co/eY9znRedxk

Funkhouser @AJslackie2

2K Followers 1K Following a former teen heartthrob https://t.co/eY9znRedxk

animated GIF @browsehandles

5K Followers 7K Following shit show

snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823

I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup

14K Followers 15K Following snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823

I once had a one stand with a Tom Selleck poster.

Mizz Tangles @MizzTangles

3K Followers 3K Following I once had a one stand with a Tom Selleck poster.

aka Danzig Ate My Baby

Chick Of It All 🐉 @20eyeDocs

4K Followers 2K Following aka Danzig Ate My Baby

https://t.co/wt8RgMlchG

CrazyMyra @NotOnTheMoors

3K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/wt8RgMlchG

i'm actually a victoria's secret model, they just keep me a secret.

princess 0f bel-air @bexf0x

260 Followers 78 Following i'm actually a victoria's secret model, they just keep me a secret.

I was in a Burger King commercial. It may be the only real credit I ever have.
listen to @smokingdegrassi podcast w/ @brennanschoen https://t.co/Rebd8UfPTU

2 Cats on a Table @averagegrades

3K Followers 1K Following I was in a Burger King commercial. It may be the only real credit I ever have. listen to @smokingdegrassi podcast w/ @brennanschoen https://t.co/Rebd8UfPTU

Chasing waterfalls

Earnest August @earnestaugust

917 Followers 521 Following Chasing waterfalls

touc @aspiringtoucan

6K Followers 2K Following King of cap

Hi. Thanks for visiting. I miss you too.

mandala @MelodicBurn

19K Followers 9K Following Hi. Thanks for visiting. I miss you too.

this is what happened

tangent @postfetus

758 Followers 782 Following this is what happened

I like your flaps. Best:https://t.co/XnPxwhxO7L
Archive:https://t.co/99UDI9gc5P

flappy 🐥 @funflaps

10K Followers 2K Following I like your flaps. Best:https://t.co/XnPxwhxO7L Archive:https://t.co/99UDI9gc5P

Ashlie @AshlieKnapp

2K Followers 4K Following I love coffee

I use unrelated hashtags in my tweets and respond in GIFs. I like being lazy; I don't like lazy people.

MissBehaved @DaemonFailure

133 Followers 171 Following I use unrelated hashtags in my tweets and respond in GIFs. I like being lazy; I don't like lazy people.

Keep scrolling, motherfucker

BadMummy @WineMummy

35K Followers 398 Following Keep scrolling, motherfucker

the good. the bad. the ugly. could be bad for your health. 🇺🇸

thisGringo @smbeckley

10K Followers 10K Following the good. the bad. the ugly. could be bad for your health. 🇺🇸

Justice for Gabby Petito 🦋 & Daniel Robinson 🌎 https://t.co/tsqV6flKKf Foodie/Poet/Writer/Empath/Virgo/Detective. No DMs, unless you are #RyanGosling

SamInspired @SamInspired

21K Followers 22K Following Justice for Gabby Petito 🦋 & Daniel Robinson 🌎 https://t.co/tsqV6flKKf Foodie/Poet/Writer/Empath/Virgo/Detective. No DMs, unless you are #RyanGosling

Beer Taster - Stunt Man - Rock it Straight ....No Bull Sh*t !

WhiteBoy41 @WhiteBoy41

2K Followers 4K Following Beer Taster - Stunt Man - Rock it Straight ....No Bull Sh*t !

The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

Rick Aaron @RickAaron

15K Followers 12K Following The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

🖤 𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔬𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰. 🖤 -

𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔥�... @trashtastica

4K Followers 686 Following 🖤 𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔬𝔠𝔦𝔞𝔩 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰. 🖤 -

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

75K Followers 2K Following

ME? What the hell is wrong with YOU?

Dave @pittdave13

10K Followers 2K Following ME? What the hell is wrong with YOU?

dear comrades, I write for the broken. nerdy, non binary, nsfw at times. communist. fighting chronic clinical depression.

insta: bringthislife24

blank plank ☭ @tiring_tho23

14K Followers 11K Following dear comrades, I write for the broken. nerdy, non binary, nsfw at times. communist. fighting chronic clinical depression. insta: bringthislife24

major main character energy

scoobert doobert @jackienads

427 Followers 367 Following major main character energy

USN -
4 'n done.

Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf

652 Followers 618 Following USN - 4 'n done.

By Gods grace I stand where I stand, and I'am who I'am. I'm not as witty as I'd like to be.

Minny don't burn chic... @jennneverjennie

1K Followers 721 Following By Gods grace I stand where I stand, and I'am who I'am. I'm not as witty as I'd like to be.

https://t.co/FeltlaUbjX

Ashley △⃒⃘ @ashmensch

15K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/FeltlaUbjX

I have a love hate relationship with this forlorn medium. Make it funny or leave it alone.

VitaminC @TakeUrVitC

3K Followers 2K Following I have a love hate relationship with this forlorn medium. Make it funny or leave it alone.

Systems Analyist, Average Superman, Playlist Savant, Supernatural Delight, Top Notch Entertainer, OG Twitter.

Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu

16K Followers 12K Following Systems Analyist, Average Superman, Playlist Savant, Supernatural Delight, Top Notch Entertainer, OG Twitter.

Rally @Rally_FBombs

2K Followers 232 Following

Marine - Bounty Hunter

Jarhead @Jarhead44

21K Followers 5K Following Marine - Bounty Hunter

Capable of reposting what ever I want • You should try it • https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu

𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒�... @1_swarthy_dude

8K Followers 4K Following Capable of reposting what ever I want • You should try it • https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu

☘️🇺🇸 voted most likely to drive the getaway car

XLR8T0R🇺🇸 @xlr8tor87

8K Followers 6K Following ☘️🇺🇸 voted most likely to drive the getaway car

Please don't bully me on the internet! Shitcuntin for Australia since 1975 & semi pro vagina gutterstomper

Lyin king @shitcunt001

3K Followers 889 Following Please don't bully me on the internet! Shitcuntin for Australia since 1975 & semi pro vagina gutterstomper

shitposting, anti-communist truth merchant

Rock @TheMichaelRock

43K Followers 850 Following shitposting, anti-communist truth merchant

n2o @1evilidiot

12K Followers 8K Following

ex-husband, dad, sometimes unappropriate https://t.co/eMSE7mxRnb%…

Josh @iwearaonesie

31K Followers 6K Following ex-husband, dad, sometimes unappropriate https://t.co/eMSE7mxRnb%…

Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation.

Marcmywords @Marcmywords2

54K Followers 47K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation.

Rubsomedirtonit™️ @_rubdirtonit

5K Followers 3K Following

_______Sit UBU, sit......good dog____________ NEW Tweets ➡️ https://t.co/VpGo73atvG Favstar / Top 200 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn

17K Followers 3K Following _______Sit UBU, sit......good dog____________ NEW Tweets ➡️ https://t.co/VpGo73atvG Favstar / Top 200 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Fancy Pants

raconteur

I write this for fun
https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ

I know who DB Cooper is

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is

Joe @sandjoeman

2K Followers 2K Following Asshole 👨‍🍳

no clue https://t.co/T50cE8IuNU

Tony @tsm560

49K Followers 21K Following no clue https://t.co/T50cE8IuNU

Blunt social commentary. Zero nonsense.

Realist takes on culture, behavior, and modern life.

Read below. ↓

Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo

25K Followers 3K Following Blunt social commentary. Zero nonsense. Realist takes on culture, behavior, and modern life. Read below. ↓

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