J J Allin @J_J_Allin
"When I Die-no-mite!" twitter.com/search?q=from%… Housing Projects, apt 17 C Joined March 2017-
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People often ask if I’m a Swiftie? YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I AM !!!
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Every time someone criticizes Taylor Swift she only grows more powerful.
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I was going to make an En Vogue joke, but you’re never gonna get it.
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we didn’t have helicopter moms back in the day. we ran wild in the neighborhood. a bunch of us jumped over the boardwalk railing onto the beach 10’ below & one kid broke his leg in the fall & we all just ran away we were 6 yrs old what were we supposed to do, make a splint gtfo
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Remember back before OnlyFans when your Mom just sold Avon ?
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Sorry I fucked your wife while you were “Astral Projecting”.
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Enough with the rounding up and tip jars. The only person I tip is my drug dealer.
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You're 40. At least put a small curve in the bill of your hat.
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Shoutout to the porn bots for always liking my tweets.
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And for my next trick, I'll make your money disappear
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Intercourse with taxidermy is NOT the same as bestiality
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“We Are Hamas…Bomb, Ba Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb! “🎶
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How long until we have a Mt Rushmore of YouTubers & Social Media Influencers?
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I have many different layers. I’m basically a lasagna.
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APPARENTLY it’s still a dui even if you did coke to sober you up
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Sorry I said your wife’s vagina was Rated:E for everyone.
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OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf
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Shoutout to the porn bots for always liking my tweets.
And for my next trick, I'll make your money disappear
Intercourse with taxidermy is NOT the same as bestiality
How long until we have a Mt Rushmore of YouTubers & Social Media Influencers?
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Sorry I said your wife’s vagina was Rated:E for everyone.
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