Brüchmann @skellysquid
Used to be in the Navy, but I’m better now. Check out my YouTube for videos of me restoring my dad’s car. youtube.com/@TheSkellysquid Virginia Beach, VA Joined July 2011-
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When I woke up yesterday there were three dogs in my house. When I woke up today there only two. 😥
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Be teachable. You’re not always right.
Said goodbye to my buddy Hurley today. 😢
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum that raised me
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Earth day is just a made up holiday to sell more planets.
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Mutual hate for the same sports team, is a love language.
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10/10 feminists didn’t ask
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the “great” library of alexandria probably didn’t even have the dewey decimal system or sopranos dvds but the new york public library definitely does. america wins again baby east coast let’s go
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
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i haven't gotten tattooed in so long I'm losing hearing in my right eye
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I'm on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I'd originally set out to find intelligent life among the MAGA cult, but I decided to keep my goals more realistic.
Sunday morning #CoffeeAndVinyl. “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars” David Bowie
Welcome to your 40s! Coaching tee ball now requires recovery time.
Not to brag but the tee ball team that I coach got 1-3 outs twice in one game last week.
I bet if I had stayed on the coach I’d be dead asleep right now.
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Troubled? There’s a nap for that.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the moles I cannot whack, The courage to whack the moles I can, And the wisdom to know when to stop whacking moles.
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is hunt down & take out every single person even remotely involved in the murder of the puppy you left him as a final gift before you died.
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
This is the greatest day of my life
@minakimes You're in the NYT Crossword 😎
Who said that animals don’t have a sense of humor? 🤭
Vote blue (and shower often) Muting this now 😚🙏🏻
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
Andrew Tate will stand trial on chargеs of rapе and human trafficking, thе Romanian court rulеd
waiter: is pepsi ok pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
malik nabers wide open looking for a pass from daniel jones
Ope.
Chuck: "Im disgusted" Kenny: "Disgusted at what?" Chuck: "All those Knicks fans there" 😂
Little black dress and big black boots
Nothing brings me more joy than my dog curling up on my lap at night and sleeping.
You’re telling me someone Hollanded this Opus 3 people will get this. All music nerds.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
All looks by me, made from 100% reclaimed and recycled material
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