Jack kelly @tweeterjak
I'm not dead yet. Pennsylvania. Joined January 2012-
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Prince Philip died. I really liked him in The Fresh Prince of Bel air. Wait, not the same guy? Huh! Well ok then.
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Do I "NEED" 20 cars? Of coarse not. Do I brag about having 20 cars even though I don't have A car? I absolutely do.
Star Wars? Never heard of it. What is that, some kind of a movie or somethin'?
I don't know how the fuck I survived 2020 but yet here I am.
You're the smartest person I know but then again I only know like 3 people and they're all imaginary, so..
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@tweeterjak Yep, but that dick is needed sometimes.
Kids these days. It's all Instagram and Maroon 5 to them.
Wipes tear and blows nose. That Lionel Richie wrote some good songs.
Jeffry is the ghost of the little boy who lives up in the attic. Jeffry doesn't like you. Jeffry says you smell like poop.
Well if everyone jumped off of a bridge I probably would. Do you think I'd wanna be the only one NOT to jump off of a bridge, stupid?
Everything I do. (I do it for glue.)_ Glue sniffing Bryan Adams.
If they were laughing with me we'd all be having a good time right now. So I'm thinking this isn't that.
When I was your age I was afraid to take Tylenol. So I can't even imagine what owning a Blu-ray player would be like.
Maybe identity thieves should just try being themselves once in a while.
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