Rachel @witchbizard
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If you say “socialism” three times in a mirror, a corporate lobbyist-backed candidate grows their wings 👼
@HirondelCCR @KUSINews If your hat yells build a wall and "send her back" I'd say yes.
🌜 ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰ ᵃᵗ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ( ㅎ_ㅎ) ┌/つ/￣￣￣/ ￣￣＼/＿＿＿/￣￣
The sun is bad ✅ you can’t look at it without hurting your eyes (ouch) ✅ you have to cover yourself in cream to hang out with it (ew) ✅ if you stepped on it you would be engulfed in flames (ouch again) ✅ it “kisses” your skin without your permission (no)
The last panel of this will knock you down. Thank you @MADmagazine.
What a fucking asshole.
BREAKING: President Trump mocks Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, who has accused Trump's Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct, during a rally in Mississippi. nbcnews.to/2P0Erxr
The FBI investigation of Brett Kavanaugh must include a review of his numerous untruthful statements in his previous testimony before Congress. Lying to Congress is a federal crime. Here are his statements that appear to not be true: (1/x)
If you're angry and ready for change, there's a concrete way to fight back: help candidates with progressive values win their elections on November 6th. Here are some excellent @runforsomething-endorsed candidates who deserve your support:
Lying to Congress is a federal crime. The FBI must examine the veracity of Kavanaugh’s statements under oath in addition to the sexual assault allegations against him. Kavanaugh's truthfulness with the Senate goes to the very heart of whether he should be confirmed to the court.
CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRETT!
@colinmtilley @HollyBanister @AP It's really interesting to see the shoe on the other foot. Girls, don't drink or boys might take advantage of you. Girls, watch your drinks. Girls, go to parties in groups. Girls, don't bother reporting assaults, no one will believe you and you might damage a young man's future.
teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot
President Trump forecasts violence if the Democrats win the mid-term elections. This, apparently, will come from the left wing But wouldn't the left be more upset if they LOST ? Surely WINNING would reduce their bloodlust... So, to assure a less violent America, vote Democrat
Wow, an egomaniac overstating his accomplishments. I wish I were shocked.
#APFactCheck: Trump boasted of poll numbers that showed 52 percent of all Americans approved of his performance in office, in spite of the "fake news media." No known poll exists showing such high ratings. apnews.com/aff9df1c6d234c…
There's a lot going on right now—understatement of the year. The separation of families and the failure of the administration to reunite them has been eclipsed in the news in recent days, but these tragic circumstances persist. Here are some of the latest developments:
@CptRebel @thatgalen @johnbion22 Here's a solid visual aid.
It's been three weeks since the deadline for the administration to reunify families it separated at the border. Today, 565 children are still reportedly separated from their parents. #FamiliesBelongTogether
BBC's Head of Comedy puts Monty Python's lack of originality down to a surfeit of education and racist bias Unfair ! We were remarkably diverse FOR OUR TIME We had three grammar-school boys, one a poof, and Gilliam, though not actually black, was a Yank. And NO slave-owners
ChattanoogaBystander @ChattBystander
2K Followers 422 Following Because too much information is not enough.
Southern Hells @SouthernHells
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Isaac Konikoff @konikofi
376 Followers 2K Following on and off with the electromagnetic spectrum from dc to daylight - KD7FKL - KSW - wireless lan professional
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Chris Michael @FunnyBaldChris
66K Followers 29K Following A Bald Man/Comedian/Crazy/Musician/Award Winning Smile and Nominated Best In Charm/Writer/Delusions Of Grandeur/Singer/Self-Motivational Speaker/Actor/SmartAss.
Dark Comedy @DarkComedy
32K Followers 33K Following Sketch comedy writer (sometimes w/ @Sketchworks). Joke writer for comedians & video producers. @ me for opportunities. Into funny #sketchcomedy #comedywriting
Master Manual the Pod... @mastermanualpod
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland
592K Followers 1K Following I’m not interested in being told who I am, how I feel, or what I think by people who don’t know me. That’s why I’m rarely on Twitter anymore.
Isaac Konikoff @konikofi
376 Followers 2K Following on and off with the electromagnetic spectrum from dc to daylight - KD7FKL - KSW - wireless lan professional
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568 Followers 248 Following The freshest place to get factory fresh MoonPies and a classic soda fountain experience!
MoonPie @MoonPie
244K Followers 35 Following We make delicious MoonPies for everyone to enjoy even you
James Breakwell, Expl... @XplodingUnicorn
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Southern Hells @SouthernHells
8 Followers 25 Following Data-backed trash-talkin podcast, hosted by TN natives Kelli Poe and Rachel Tilley
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358K Followers 0 Following Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.6M Followers 755 Following 9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings
Bill Clinton @BillClinton
12.3M Followers 39 Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, 42nd President of the United States, Founder of @ClintonFdn, Author of CITIZEN 🇺🇸
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
29.3M Followers 963 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Kenneth Taylor @kenny5625
5 Followers 56 Following
Chris Michael @FunnyBaldChris
66K Followers 29K Following A Bald Man/Comedian/Crazy/Musician/Award Winning Smile and Nominated Best In Charm/Writer/Delusions Of Grandeur/Singer/Self-Motivational Speaker/Actor/SmartAss.
AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls
499K Followers 564 Following Election results from the AP as winners are declared across the U.S., including the 2026 midterms.
Vince Averill @VinceAverill
6K Followers 844 Following Random acts of bullshit. We Watch Wrestling Podcast
Dark Comedy @DarkComedy
32K Followers 33K Following Sketch comedy writer (sometimes w/ @Sketchworks). Joke writer for comedians & video producers. @ me for opportunities. Into funny #sketchcomedy #comedywriting
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Georgia DOT NW @GDOTNW
2K Followers 3K Following Georgia DOT's Northwest District is comprised of 17 counties in the Northwest Georgia region.
GDOT Southeast @GDOTSoutheast
3K Followers 129 Following The Southeast Georgia region is made of 26 counties This encompasses the coastal region including Savannah, Brunswick and the Golden Isles.
Ga Southwest DOT @GDOTSW
1K Followers 145 Following A total of 31 counties make up Georgia DOT's Southwest Georgia region.
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.1M Followers 220 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Ryan Thomas @Ryno_T_Blue
21 Followers 94 Following Dad, Accountant (the boring numbers kind), Dallas Cowboys fan, science enthusiast, political aficionado, avid gamer, Jeep nut, have several fur babies too
Marvel Entertainment @Marvel
19.7M Followers 661 Following The official account for Marvel comics, movies, games, and more.
HarmonTown @Harmontown
26K Followers 107 Following Official Twitter feed for the HarmonTown Podcast - Follow Mayor @danharmon & Comptroller @jeffbryandavis
HarmonQuest @HarmonQuest
11K Followers 18 Following A comedic journey into the hilarious world of fantasy roleplaying with Dan Harmon and his Comedian Companions. All episodes now streaming on @WatchVRV.
Bill Gates @BillGates
65.3M Followers 573 Following Sharing things I'm learning through my foundation work and other interests.
Free For All @FFAPodcast
525 Followers 579 Following Podcasting all things pop culture. Subscribe on iTunes, Google Play, Sticher, or your favorite podcast app!!! @treyelliott22 @ffajosh @eswaf @chucknalley
Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
2.5M Followers 3K Following I didn’t pay for twitter blue. My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on @hulu.
The Oatmeal @Oatmeal
523K Followers 620 Following Cartoonist and Creator of the Exploding Kittens Netflix series
My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder
300K Followers 407 Following The original true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - part of the @exactlyright network. [email protected]
Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark
266K Followers 1K Following Half of the My Favorite Murder podcast & @ExactlyRight podcast network. I like true crime, food, and cats but not all at once. She/her ❤️
Jeff B. Davis @JeffBryanDavis
72K Followers 306 Following Whose Line Is It Anyway? on CW; live tour Whose Live Anyway? (see website for tickets); Harmontown podcast; Harmonquest. Instagram, Bluesky also @jeffbryandavis
Tiffernicus @Tiffernicus
211 Followers 2K Following Silly Bookworm. Music and Technology lover. Intelligent Conversationalist.
TA Stanton @TA_Stanton
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ChattanoogaBystander @ChattBystander
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