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I have every color croc they make and still no friends.
Not to brag but when I push it, I push it real good.
Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.
Twitter isn't just about the tweets. It's about the people you meet here. And their boobs.
I wear Crocs because last thing I need is bitches all over my shit in public.
Ricky is on to something, hash dollars instead of money. I'd accept that shit.
Who smoked all my weed? Oh that would be me. Dammit.
@Mrs_Rips I have put him in my sons sweater before when it was really cold out. 😎
You just have the answers for everything. You're like google, but with tits.
This is the sound of being forgotten about.
@Mrs_Rips aww maybe I can out one of my sons shirts in him then hahah
Every weekday morning, I wake up certain that today will be better than yesterday. Every afternoon, I'm reminded that I'm a fucking idiot.
There's a big difference in having self confidence and thinking that you're better than everyone.
Whatever dude, it's all water under the fridge..
@Mrs_Rips could I just use an old t-shirt!? lol
If I tweeted lyrics would you think I was deep? I'll show you deep. Throat.
Hey girl. If you were a fruit you'd be a pineapple. *wink* wait. I meant fine-apple. Crap, can I still have your number?
Özgür @manofthesexy
164 Followers 1K Following
мαттαтoηιc @matt_travelling
2K Followers 1K Following A Canadian living in the Dirty South. I have no idea what I'm doing here.
I'm not Lisa 🇨🇦... @randomm_one
2K Followers 2K Following Surviving in the domestic suburbia on the Left coast of Canada. she/her. 1st Generation Canadian
Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu
16K Followers 12K Following Systems Analyist, Average Superman, Playlist Savant, Supernatural Delight, Top Notch Entertainer, OG Twitter.
The Eh Factor 🇨�... @AngeLaBambaaaa
50K Followers 14K Following I’m never serious unless I’m being serious. Fan of 🇲🇽, margaritas, meats & @edmontonoilers #letsgooilers
MeOH/h²o @_outofmyelement
23 Followers 81 Following I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all.... not really.
Rowdy @whtboy_tattooed
565 Followers 1K Following Proudly married to the hottest girl on the planet. Father. Ink Addict. Nice guy, tries hard.
DangerLuvr @DangerLuvr83
868 Followers 1K Following Sassy, spunky, and pretty effin fearless. I like to push the envelope. Think you can keep up? That's cute.
🍺☠️🤙🏻�... @DrSmokeAlot
813 Followers 446 Following English born New Zealand grown. Husband, Father , Beard Grower. Im a good cunt but a cunt none the less. Please keep @ to a Minimal. DONT DIRECT MESSAGE ME
Kent the Great @kentgrossarth
3K Followers 4K Following I don't have a podcast. Ally 🏳️🌈 #ChiefsKingdom #ForeverRoyal
TOKER POKER @TOKERPOKER
6K Followers 11K Following The one and only Toker Poker http://t.co/38kOA8AIcQ Poke It. Pack It. Puff It. Pass It.
Matt jones @Originalbadboii
68 Followers 267 Following Matt love cars chatting with mates females money smoke Stella Artois wanna no more ask me
Mr. E @MrEnonomuss
570 Followers 1K Following Mr. E is an upcoming rap artist from Alaska, He currently lives out of South Lake Tahoe California and records in Sacramento.
DyingWithASmile @DyingWithASmile
58 Followers 245 Following A Christian Metalcore band from East Tennessee. We make music for the Glory, Worship, and each and every single one of you
Adam Brunt @AdBrunt10
491 Followers 2K Following Caution contains traces of nuts. Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive! #MUFC
iMedzSJ @iMedzSJ
465 Followers 1K Following 396 South Bascom Ave. San Jose, CA Open 7 Days a Week From 11 a.m. - 9 p.m. (408) 642-1367
ashley bird @ashleybird9
7 Followers 701 Following
N N Singh © @NishitNandal
355 Followers 1K Following Rap-$tar....Still I Wish To Be So......Launching My New Song On This Valentines Day x_O Adolosence : Valentine Party
sole jones @solejones1
78 Followers 352 Following 18 yo male secret account message me if wanting to have some fun ; ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psycho of S.E.J. @fatjuggalommfcl
289 Followers 459 Following Names Psycho of S.E.J ima Juggalo, Rapper, and Suprise Sexer
Borsiczki János @JohhnWhite
413 Followers 1K Following
Funny & Faded Show @FunnyandFaded
3K Followers 5K Following Funny & Faded is a morning show for the stoniest of stoners. Tuesdays at 12PM PST.
DHBeats @dh_beats
54 Followers 190 Following I sell beats by Dre! Please message me for further details and prices, as I can offer you a great deal.
bayu abibil @bayuabibil
38 Followers 250 Following
Raymond Raygold @RaymondRaygold
16 Followers 130 Following
Marrie Jain @stoned2bone
91 Followers 323 Following pills and powder, don't mess with but if it grows out of the ground it's probably okay... #ripthatshit@007milfhunter
496 Followers 1K Following @007milfhunter is temporarily unavailable because it violates the X Hateful Profile policy.
Max Junk @maxjnk
48 Followers 124 Following Life's short, so I roll big joints. Don't hate, just appreciate. Got a light?
Stoned Rider @waldpeiler
1K Followers 2K Following Proud 2 be stoned ,love-peace-stay stoned,black and yellow-true love,BVB fan,420 mj lover, Tetrahydrocannabinol fanatik,Gym Fanatik
Frank U2 @FrankU2
1K Followers 2K Following 🇺🇸Former U.S. Senator, Astronaut, Cowboy, Fireman and current over indulging Hundredaire.🇺🇸
Da Real KushMan™ @KushMan007
8K Followers 6K Following Kushed OUT/ Side job Helping Mario get Peach back , #SOA=Stoned On Arrival. Stay high #KushLife
Smokin Lala @420ElephantGirl
3K Followers 2K Following Fuck this shit I wanna ride an elephant out this bitch | instagram 420elephantgirl
brand @brandon_tolland
1K Followers 1K Following
AmandaMurdaface @amandaMURDAFACE
2K Followers 2K Following #est1980 #Flint_Town #810 #420 #StonerBitch #StonerNation #DayOner #OriginalJuggalo #Oldskool #Technician #TeamInsomnia #KeepItUnderGround
iRoH☈ @RomDez123
150 Followers 772 Following At least i have her love, the city, she loves me... #Alchemist
Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu
16K Followers 12K Following Systems Analyist, Average Superman, Playlist Savant, Supernatural Delight, Top Notch Entertainer, OG Twitter.
The Eh Factor 🇨�... @AngeLaBambaaaa
50K Followers 14K Following I’m never serious unless I’m being serious. Fan of 🇲🇽, margaritas, meats & @edmontonoilers #letsgooilers
slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish
19K Followers 2K Following Words cannot begin to describe the way that I feel about stuff
JasonLastname @JasonLastname
19K Followers 745 Following Imagine a caveman running on a treadmill, completely confused and crying hysterically.
CanadianInTraining @URKidnRite
3K Followers 4K Following Cluttering up timelines like jellybeans that fall into your junk drawer. Sorry. Over 40 & married.like every other creeper. Propensity to say Why Me? in private
Jen Good @buriedwithkids
9K Followers 5K Following I had sex three times in one night and got triplets.
Marginal_At_Best @procharged94
1K Followers 152 Following
👊🏻 @UltraPunch
11K Followers 3 Following
yo ...i’ve been dea... @evilnshit
5K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/3xdsaJgcKu part-time vampire, Logistician, and amateur time traveler
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. I retweet regular people, more tweets are in Highlights and here: https://t.co/i666KlIDUh
🍺☠️🤙🏻�... @DrSmokeAlot
813 Followers 446 Following English born New Zealand grown. Husband, Father , Beard Grower. Im a good cunt but a cunt none the less. Please keep @ to a Minimal. DONT DIRECT MESSAGE ME
мαттαтoηιc @matt_travelling
2K Followers 1K Following A Canadian living in the Dirty South. I have no idea what I'm doing here.
Devon McRee @RikNasty2Point0
420 Followers 295 Following I write a blog on mental illness. #teamfollowback #jkdontfollowme http://t.co/AiC9OAhkpL
🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨�... @420iloveweed
20K Followers 5K Following Divorced dad, fun loving, old soul but young at heart. Talking about everything, nothing and smoking a little bit of weed. #WeTheNorth #RelationshipCoach
Angry Neighbor @NeighborGrumpy
771 Followers 633 Following
tazz @noneofyours99
77K Followers 42K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
Kent the Great @kentgrossarth
3K Followers 4K Following I don't have a podcast. Ally 🏳️🌈 #ChiefsKingdom #ForeverRoyal
Camden's Finest @anbrll00
8K Followers 6K Following Youth Pastor/America’s #1 Christian porn filmmaker
This website died @CountMackula
8K Followers 2K Following 6’3, slappin babies for thee. Celebrity consultant. Dolphin whisperer. Musician. Wildcat Linguist
mark @TheCatWhisprer
44K Followers 2K Following Nobody wrote 'stay cool' in my yearbook, the only signer was my math teacher Mr. Johansson and he just wrote 'Mr. Johansson' | @OrlandoMagic stan | SavedbyGrace






































