Muhamd @MuhamdIr

Cynical. Social Outcast. Condescending prick. Arab. favstar.fm/users/MuhamdIr Middle East, Jordan Joined July 2012

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Muhamd @MuhamdIr

8 years ago

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Muhamd @MuhamdIr

12 years ago

All men are single. Even the married ones are single.

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12 years ago

Thanks to Twitter I'm getting really good at avoiding people.

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12 years ago

I'm so excited about Earth Day I just wanna smoke the whole pack of cigarettes.

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Sam @SufficientCharm

12 years ago

I have mixed emojis right now.

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12 years ago

"At least you got your health" - Me, doing my best to confront people.

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12 years ago

So we're just a bunch of introverts.

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12 years ago

Mainly i avoid human interactions. Unless it involves eating then I'm totally into it.

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12 years ago

Anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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12 years ago

NEWSFLASH IDIOTS: retweeting me doesn't cause diabetes. It might cause herpes though.

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Muhamd @MuhamdIr

13 years ago

If i was a duck, who became a rapper, i would name myself "Quack Quack Boom" and it's thoughts like these that make me single.

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13 years ago

Funny Facebook statuses that are under 140 characters, what's up with that?

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13 years ago

Just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.

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13 years ago

I'm gonna need to change my name IMMEDIATELY! Someone just hacked into my Wi-Fi.

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13 years ago

*wanders around life *pokes life with a stick Ewwww *walks away

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13 years ago

My daily routine: wake up, fuck shit up, go back to sleep.

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13 years ago

My voicemail is just a big heavy sigh.

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13 years ago

My neighbor confornted me about clothes missing from his laundry. I nearly shit his pants.

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