Sunshine @AFuckinRay
I'm a fuckin' ray of Sunshine! favstar.fm/users/AFuckinR… Close to Insanity Joined March 2013-
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Only my mother would tell me to shut up when my voice isn't even audible.
The only thing that should be depressed is her cervix.
They told me to chase my dreams. They never mentioned Ellen Page could run so damn fast.
I don't know which of your two faces to smack first...
If you call & a female answers my phone ... just know that my Android has become self-aware *cough cough* go on without me. Save yourselves
My heart felt thanks to Rockstar Games for making it possible to go to the strip club without leaving my couch. #GTAV
Reason #275 for mommy's drinking: 5 is crying cause 7 kicked the soccer ball into her goal.
Don't want to tell you how to raise your kids but if you are considering a box of Rose Art crayons for back to school, just stop. No.
It's nice to know that if I purposely set the security alarm off at work the police wouldn't respond for 45 minutes.
Dude, I know my boobs are more fun to look at but at least try to make eye contact with me once during a conversation. Just once.
I should get hazard pay for all the bullshit I put up with at work.
I was asked how such vulgar things can come out of my sweet, innocent face. I truly feel this is my contribution to society.
*spends a ton of money on Christmas* *kids still say there's nothing to do*
Boss: here's some food for thought... Me: IS IT TACOS??
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