emjay š„š¤ @monigrms
i'm sorry about this Texas, USA Joined April 2014-
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I wish I had two lifetimes to hear about your boyfriend.
my phone wonāt unlock with Face ID when I have makeup on and itās the meanest thing ever
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I tried to put on a sports bra right out of the shower and my watch asked me if I wanted to log a workout.
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i make a small exception for those paintings done by elephants
i make a small exception for those paintings done by elephants
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pretending to be victimized by a performance he agreed to doing and then profiting off that āvictimizationā is actually a perfect encapsulation of the conservative persecution grift industrial complex
pretending to be victimized by a performance he agreed to doing and then profiting off that āvictimizationā is actually a perfect encapsulation of the conservative persecution grift industrial complex
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Nancy Grace coming out of retirement to be on Casey Anthony head gives the same energy as Kendrick performing not like us all those times at the pop out. If she donāt do nothing else in this life she gon let you know that lady should be under the jail
sometimes i think my corgi isnāt even trying to become instagram famous and it makes me furious
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Iām rooting for the asteroid to be perfectly honest.
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Every decision I make is just a giant fuck you to future me.
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RIP TikTok I deleted my 2019 Fat Joe tweet from here and put it on TikTok for safekeeping from copyright strikes so now Iāll move it back here I guess
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Iāve done full headshot sessions with less usable pictures than Luigi Mangione being perp walked
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I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circusāperhaps even complete with monkeysābut this isn't it
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just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down
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"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say
I listened for 49,730 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/ā¦
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This IS the bad place
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Trying to have a serious work meeting while the cat parkours around the house like a tuxedoed teenage truant
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is he marrying that labradoodle
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