Doc Gregith @DocGregith
I’m an old ass Doc that fucking hands out coke for headaches https://t.co/33Ek27k5rT Joined June 2021-
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It always freaks me out when people I don’t remember but they remember me say hi. Like “Hi Greg, how are you?” Me “Heyyyyy guy.”
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For those of you that were worried about getting left behind
I don’t mean to brag but I used to play professional baseball. On Xbox.
Who knew that when I grew up all I ever wanted to be was asleep.
I must be a squirrel because my body started storing fat for the winter. 72 months in a row.
My favorite part of this political ride is when a meteor takes us all out.
I always wonder if people laugh at me because of my looks or because of the huge pee stain on my pants.
When you’re drunk AF and trying to focus on the hallway light so you don’t puke your guts out.
The last mile is always the longest. Or whatever it is my doctor said when he told me I had herpes.
There is nothing better than your first cup of coffee in the morning, except when your coffee mug is actually filled with Seagrams 7&7’s.
Can’t wait til I get home to nice warm plugged in toaster bath.
I got balloons!!! I'm so old that on my birthday I get cards from funeral homes that say "See you soon."
“Sorry, I can’t have cookies because I have diabetes.” As I drink my iced caramel macchiato.
I wore 2 different shoes to work today, in case you’re wondering how tired I was this morning. I’m either going to be a trend setter or taking a urinalysis because of this.
I hate when women talk condescendingly to me at the gym by sarcastically asking me “Why are you in the women’s shower?”
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