Fishy Snowboarder @FishySnowborder
What are you looking at? ...it was a good run! favstar.fm/users/FishySno… Joined June 2009-
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When I ask my kids to do something, the latest response: There are only four guys left in Fortnite.
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When you're playing cards against humanity and the card you just drew is the one you should have played.
The guy that wears his t-shirt and baseball cap in the swimming pool...
Why did you just send me an email and then pop your head in my office to ask if I read your email?
It's not cool to text and drive or even talk on your phone and drive. But feel free to apply your make up on the morning commute.
I drink, I tweet. I get sober, I delete.
Thought I saw someone from high school today. Cannot confirm or deny, cause acted like I did know them, turned and walked away.
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Of course black holes exist. Ever heard of the Kardashians?
I don't know if that whole "blue cloud" thing is true or not, but I will tell you I test it every time I go to a new pool. That's science!
Maybe if my parents didn't enable me, I would grow up. Hey Mom grab me a beer!
When my wife goes to town, I never know if she'll be gone 45 minutes or 4-5 hours.
It's all fun and games until you lose your Internet connection.
The bio on my other account reads: "I'm a loser and I suck at life. DM's please." JK, I'm winning at life!
*Thats funny? I don't remember eating corn. What?...like you never look!
I only watch the Olympics for the commercials.
*Watching Olympics (porn) Now there's a move that deserves a gold medal.
Apparently my boys think I have small feet. "Dad, where are my shoes?"
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