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Downlogging. . . twitter.com/search?f=tweet… All Over The Shop Joined October 2011-
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i got you tickets to the unfairground but they closed down :o(
Phantom Chores: All the chores you end up doing before you get to the chores you actually meant to get done.
I want to make new friends but unsure about which algorithm to use.
Taylor Swift's cat is worth 97 million dollars, I'm hoping to buy a new snow shovel.
everything is made out of nothing but that’s just because i can't have null things
woke up in a black hole and had to cancel all events on the horizon
i’d be really good as a bureaucrat if it wasn't for the insecurity and constant arguing
only when all the planets are in perfect alignment does the bus arrive on time
welcome to planet nigel where everyone is called gary
i appreciate what plants do for this planet and i’m truly grateful but i can't see myself up to my eyeballs in earth and snail shit
that quantum entanglement when you get off the bus in the present and in real time
My new hobby is putting up innocuous little signs that say "Warning: Do Not Follow These Instructions"
Most people start out as strangers, until you get to know them. In my case, the better you know me, the stranger I get.
It is not that I have forgotten, it is that memory is an insufficient medium.
spaced out for a minute but i’m back down to earth. head in the magellanic clouds
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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3K Followers 2K Following Be yourself & be kind doing so Traveller / Songwriter / Retired Footballer she/herjjohnt84 @keysmuthafkeys
2K Followers 5K Following Just watching the show y'all put on.Theme songs:The Roots-What They Do/Styles P- For This Occasion Letterboxd https://t.co/j0Qnsp3g75AT&T service is horrid. And instead of doing anything about it, they claim it is you and then they'll go find someone stupider to sell their crap services too. I want the fascist, traitor backing company out of my life.
As you see Republicans bad faith actions following their sedition, I can't help but feel how genuinely awful they all are. I can no longer see how a person can see themselves as a good person and a Republican. Jesus does not know you, you are not in his image.
@comcast Drop your support of Hawley. He is a threat to America and our way of life. He is a traitor. You are backing traitor and that makes you a traitor in my book.
So piece of shit Ron Wilson just fucked America and Americans, because he hates you all. Sometimes I wish there was a hell for all Republicans to spend an eternity, instead of just rotting in the ground.
Samuel Alito and my phone's keyboard are both dumbasses. But the one on the Supreme Court is much more scary and a far greater danger to this country.
Anyone buying into Trump's claims of fraud, likely needs a family member to check in on them to make sure they are getting fed and aren't being taken advantage of by someone, except of course by this disgraced President. They're likely not capable of caring for themselves.
So, it's Tuesday what a day let's eat pizza Poetry is easy
- The celebration of life, so complex yet so simple, a shape to be worshiped for -... isn't that an egg?
My neighbors started fighting and I can hear everything, so yes my life has a meaning again
When I encouraged you to share your experiences, I didn't mean anything that happens in the toilet, but here we are
On second thought, doing all of that bs a favor and starving it of my attention. I hope you do the same. They can't manipulate ppl who ignore their constant performative... e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. Good night.
@DickBuffett @iGreenGod Not even air! Hardcore, no pussyfooting around here.
Congrats to me for fasting *checks notes* 1082 hours, per my good ol forgotten fasting app. I trust it to tell me the truth, so I'm taking the win and no one can stop me. Not even death by starvation. (I hardly felt a thing.)
To those thrown under the bus for whatever damning reason someone found to exploit today, we salute you. We know it's only a matter of time until our turn. The wheels go round and round.🫡
Well we're approaching the middle of the night before the move, after a couple of the most stressful weeks ever. Seems like a great time to cut my own hair. This will help.