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People are snitching on Trump farting in court but conservatives think the whole world is in on a supposed vaccine "hoax". Mothafuka please 😄 We spill tea like its the goddamn Boston Tea Party
Inside us all there lies a storehouse where fukcs kept. Some people have an overstock of fukcs, and as a result, they generously give fukcs like they're a non-profit organization dedicated to being all up in your business 😄
Toxic men purposely misgender each other because it makes more sense when they angry and tell a dude to suck their d*ck 😄 I guess its less gay to tell a man to suck your dick if you call him a women first
In the US, rats get free birth control, but women still have to pay for tampons. Wtf is wrong with us 🤦 time.com/6264623/rat-bi…
I hope the Apple vision pro comes with a free Glock because wearing $3,500 on your face is a great way to get jump, jacked, and packed up 🤣💀
Taking Trump lightly when he says Bloodbath is like being cavalier when Hannibal Lecter invites you for dinner 😄
Conservatives get pissed off if anyone even so much as suggests that they're gay. Unless they're really angry, then they'll tell a grown man to suck their d*ck faster than you can raise pride flag 🤣
Alex Trebek: GOP christians ignore this verse cuz its easier to pick on the LGBTQIA than it is to do something about the handsy priests Answer: What is 1 Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do with judging outsiders? Is it not those inside the church whom you are to judge?🤣
Alex Trebek: This scripture is ignored by conservative evangelical fascists who publicly virtue signal for their Christian constituents Answer: Matthew 6:1 Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them 🤣 I'll take hypocrisy for 600
Is it worse that Rihannas song sounds like the theme song to Franklin, or that a children's show theme song became a number one hit country song endorsed by Dolly Parton 🤣💀
Alex Trebek: This scripture is most often completely ignored by Christian Karen 😄 Answer: What is 1 Thessalonians 4:11 "Make it a point to lead a quiet life, work, and mind your business"? I'll take self righteous busybodies for 800🤣💀
An embryo is to a baby as an egg is to a chicken. Calling an embryo a baby is like calling an egg a chicken dinner. Let's watch the conservatives freak out and piss themselves angry now 🤣💀
People who tell you that being gay is a choice are silently letting you know that they had options outside of heterosexual attraction. Conservatives just love snitching on themselves 😂 #SusAF
Day 78: I dress like the mannequins people most ignore inside the store and now I'm invisible 😳
When they tell you they keep it 💯 but never mention that's it's because it's all bullshit
Talking to your kids about fighting: When people have a lot of feelings for each other, sometimes the only they want to do is hold each other tightly.
Irony is conservatives complaining that Mexican immigrant's are invading the border of a state stolen from the Mexicans. "Hello, 911, yeah I stole this house and the owners children keep trespassing, can you send the police🥴"
Conservatives: You're unemployed? You're not a real man😡 Also Conservatives: Wait your trans😤 You're not a women either😭
Not tagging someone in a response on Facebook is the Internet equivalent of arguing with a wall 😄
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I find it VERY telling that you consider vandalism to be on par with child-rape. Also: The vandalism at those protests was predominantly at the hands of right-wing groups. You. Lose. washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/…
I used to believe a malevolent intelligence is guiding humanity to ever greater acts of evil depravity. But then I realised it's actually a malevolent idiocy.
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@RecyledDad What do you mean? I might wanna hang it over the toilet.
Kinda disappointed that it's almost 2023 and no one has mailed me the Men of Twitter calendar yet
We really, REALLY need more patient advocates in this Pandemic age.
Me submitting my rushed assignment 10 mins before the deadline like
@RepTroyNehls Here is a list of 1700 Catholic priests who molested children, name me even TWO pedophile drag queens. If you actually give a single shit about children being buttfucked then condemn the Catholic church. nbcnews.com/news/religion/…
Trickle down economics was invented by conservatives in the 1980s to justify massive tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations. It’s been nothing short of a disaster.
@MKupperman This looks fun. Musk is a genius like the one's Apple hires to erase your data and suggest you upgrade your iPhone.
Elon Musk calls DeSantis “sensible and centrist”
Each Covid infection may increase the risk of developing a suite of health issues like diabetes, kidney disease, organ failure and mental health problems, according to new research. trib.al/Z2kmHQY