Meh Mom @MehMomBlog

Just another mommy blogger. mehmomblog.com United States, Germany Joined October 2017

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kim @KimmyMonte

8 years ago

every mom group on facebook: HOLY SHIT WHO SAW THAT HELICOPTER CIRCLING why did Pete’s Bagels close down they were so good BEST PLACE TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A 3 MONTH OLD huge accident on main st try to avoid it WHICH ONE OF U BITCHES SLEPT W MY HUSBAND best pizza place, go

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MyMomologue @MyMomologue

8 years ago

Spice up your marriage by casually mentioning your underwear in everyday conversation. Ex: Please take the baby. She spit-up on me and it's pooling in my bra.

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Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl

8 years ago

That moment when you finally get your kids to sleep and you have 8 million things to do so you climb into bed and do none of it.

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Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

8 years ago

Before you become a parent, ask yourself: Would I like arguing with a small version of myself about why they have to brush their teeth EVERY DAY?

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Meh Mom @MehMomBlog

8 years ago

Day two of low screen time. No fits but little bug is amusing herself by singing the pj masks theme song endlessly

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

8 years ago

3-year-old: *screams* Me: What's wrong? 3: Pants. Pants indeed.

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Meh Mom @MehMomBlog

8 years ago

My 20-something new neighbor asked me what I thought about the nightlife here. I told her we get all the BBCshows on Netflix so that’s pretty lit.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

8 years ago

I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters. They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town. Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army. Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.

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Beth McColl @imbethmccoll

8 years ago

ah the computer crank! we used to use these suckers to churn us out a couple memes back in the 90s. Took us half the day but it was well worth it. Fav and reblog if you too are from #the #past

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Nictitating Manbrain @robotmouthfarts

8 years ago

[A cat and a blue owl are beating the shit out of me] Me: I really need to stop sampling the merchandise. Prince Wednesday: No, this is just Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, mother fucker. Sell somewhere else.

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Meh Mom @MehMomBlog

8 years ago

And this morning like every morning I woke up optimistic that there would not be a costume worn today... Anyway, I’d like to introduce you all to my daughter, fairy Doc McStuffins.

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annabelle @astoldbybellly

8 years ago

Breastfeeding is a beautiful & natural thing that has been deemed taboo because society has sexualized breasts for so long. Tits are literally made for babies and theres nothing wrong with being proud of the HARD WORK it takes to breastfeed your child.

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CG Drews @PaperFury

8 years ago

If someone says "why don't you read real books instead of YA?" you are allowed to eat them or buy another YA book. It is the law.

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Meh Mom @MehMomBlog

8 years ago

I just watched my kid spit into my husband’s work water jug then close it and walk away. How many time has this happened?

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MicheleJC @MrsJCtoyou

8 years ago

Dear Diary Day 5 of the 1st Day of My Diet There’s unrest and wilting in the salad drawer

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Meh Mom @MehMomBlog

8 years ago

Couldn’t figure out why my kid said “Shaun the sheep” so weird turns out we’ve been playing her the German translation “Shaun das schaf” I thought she had developed an oddly specific speech impediment