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I have a lot of questions Joined May 2016-
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Listen, all I'm saying is that if I can travel across the world in a flying metal tube, we should have hands-free eating by now.
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I describe something incorrectly as a fault line, though I meant to say prime meridian, which is not right either.
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Just hold her hand while the universe figures out the somehow and the someday.
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See how I’m smiling at you? See how it says “pleasant and emotionally invested”? It’s only one of those things.
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Instead of telling you how I feel, I just typed this.
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I hope you show up to work today and your computer is full of bestiality porn.
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Now that we're past holiday gifts, my kid's favorite toy this year is definitely the air-pump wine resealer that my wife should probably give up on.
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The stupidity comes from within
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If you were a real follower you would come over to clean my house with a bag of weed.
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Large animals can be evacuated to Earl Warren Showgrounds. Small animals can be evacuated to Santa Barbara Humane Society at 5399 Overpass Rd. For assistance in evacuating small and large animals, call County Animal Services at 805-681-4332.
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I like the parts of 80s music that sound like the 70s or the 90s.
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Just look for me on the other side of this.
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I hope they get your name wrong at Starbucks and fuck up your drink.
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I notice things. I'm a noticer. I may not connect the dots, BUT BY GOD I SEE THEM.
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Yesterday, my son used his entire body to protect an oversized bag of tortilla chips as if it were *his* son.
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Just when I think my child is nothing like me, she trips over her own feet, face plants and starts snort laughing... “Anddd there I am”
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not now, any news about coachella
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This weather is killing us. Looks like we’re going to have to push back that game of nude badminton yet again.
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