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Everyone in California chanting about hurricane Hilary: “Sop her up! Sop her up!”
Er um how does fire? You fucking idiot.
So understand Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Face up, make your stand Realize you're living in the golden years m.youtube.com/watch?v=kKCqsg…
We wanted an edit button and all we got is an X-it button.
Gonna start winding down. Thx for making me laugh think and help preserve my sanity @SoCalledErin @LePetitOiseau_L @GoatsOfDoom @ericsshadow @girl_a_whirl @noneofyours99 @sofarrsogud @iGreenGod @NYorNothing @trashtastica @TortillaNazi @TempJeannie @turtledumplin @TheChulaDiaries
New Coke was better than Coke Classic
“I don’t know anything about that, you’ll have to ask them but let me explain it to you” is my favorite response from any politician answering any question.
Gonna start accusing everyone of being cis-woke.
Listening to Lizzo’s new song from Oppenheimer.
Might fuck around and take a knee during the national anthem in a small town.
Not to brag but I still have unsent cartwheel tweets in my drafts.
Might fuck around and try that in a small town.
My goal in life was to be so rich I could have a Starbucks in my house and now these randos on laptops refuse to leave.
[Inventor of Botox] How can I make faces look like a bloated tub of crisco left in a hot car?
When is the roaring part of the 20s supposed to start?
Might fuck around and superglue my hand to an eco terrorist’s face.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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@IrreverentDave @kayla 🎶in the stillness of remembering what you had… and secret sauce
Today is about being with ppl u love, eating, complaining, saying the word thankful too much, football, laughing, all the good stuff! I hope u all have an amazing Thanksgiving & if ur alone, remember, we’re all alone together on here, it gets better!
Not me ducking for cover for the Grove's fireworks like I haven't been through this every year for 4 years 😂😂😂 I truly feel attacked.
I am anger Under pressure Lost in cages, a prisoner The first to escape I am wicked I am legion Strength in numbers, a lie The number is one 🎶🎶🔥🔥
@ReturnofR Maiden's legendary first visit to Japan.
Bbq for Labor Day!!! Good!!!
My Uber driver had a crack in his windshield that looked like a dick and he said no one had brought it to his attention. What is wrong w/ you ppl?!
Thank you @koat7news for broadcasting this live.... made a home girl feel the 🔥 inside. #zozobra