Andy Ritchie @_AndyRitchie
Some kind of comedian or something. http://t.co/l5OvAK9z andyritchiecomedy.com Los Angeles Joined January 2012-
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It takes more muscles to frown than to smile so all you happy people are just being lazy.
Trying to lose enough weight to where I feel comfortable being in public with my shirt on.
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Good Luck Show 4th Anniversary is tonight! W/ @ChuckWatkinsEsq @DougMellard @ronbabcock @_AndyRitchie & more!
@RobertBuscemi Thanks! They laughed when I said I'm on your tab (jealous much?) Next round on me!
An elderly German man just asked me what "race" my dog is, I said Aryan just to be on the safe side
Newly released audio from the Ray Rice elevator tape reveals Janay pledging her allegiance to ISIS #ZeroToHero
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oh i'm not nice i'm just scared
The @Fleshlight is a brilliant modern day take on Edison's Electric Fuck Lantern.
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heyLA @PerformAnxiety 8pm tonight @nottjmiller @EliOlsberg @Middleditch @iliza @aliwong3000 @BillyWayneDavis @_AndyRitchie @daveanthony
People will be REALLY upset when they see the footage of Ray Rice continuing to gamble while propping his wife up Weekend at Bernie's style.
@captdope @atmosphere @rhymesayers @thepalladium @Charlie_Sanders Can't wait!
Soon she'll have the face she always wanted. #RIP
What disease did we do planking for again?
@seanoconnz Vicious militants so nice they named em twice
Wait, trouser snakes are just our penises? Huge relief, now I can stop tying off my cuffs with rubber bands.
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TONIGHT! Chatterbox Comedy! @elliemce, @TamerKattan, @remainchampagne, @_AndyRitchie, @leahkayjay, @SeatonSmith ! facebook.com/events/1535056…
I prefer banana Now and Laters to real bananas, which are like Now or Nevers
A comedy club is not a therapist's office. If you come to my show to get your mind off your abortion, you came to the wrong place.
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