deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

me: 🎶 hey, hey! you, you! I don’t like your girlfriend. my boyfriend:... me:... him: listen....while the self deprecating jokes are getting more creative, I’m starting to get a little more worried. me: no way! no way! I think you need a new one 🎶

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

Whenever I greet my pets I try to be intentional about saying “it’s a pleasure, as always” so that they know that it is in fact a pleasure, as always to see them

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

if I EVER ask to talk with you on the phone, know that it is because you are on the highest tier of friendship because i am someone who will watch my phone ring then text hours later to see what it was about

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Jeb🐋 @jebthedoggo

5 years ago

why are white people so horny for tacos but so against immigration like ???

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

me during the day: *drinks approx. 2 oz of water* *has Cheetos for all three meals* me right before bed: *eats two gummy vitamins* “Ah yes. Absolute self-care.”

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

I love fall because cute sweaters help me hide my body in a fashionable way

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Jeb🐋 @jebthedoggo

5 years ago

I do my hair check Toss my nails Baby how you feelin’? *screams*

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

whoever named “overalls” must have been tired of coming up with names for clothes

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

It would kinda suck if we didn’t have feet and we just had really long toes that attached at the ankle

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

sorry for not posting as often. the interrupting cow joke is my best bit and I think -MOO- everyone’s heard it by now

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

I have incredible bitch potential the only thing holding me back is my social anxiety and fear of disappointing literally everyone

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deb. just deb. @debthedoggo

5 years ago

Oooh... the sun is setting earlier... there’s a little more rain... some of the leaves are already turning... You know what that means... It’s finally fa- time for seasonal depression relapses!!