We Only Color On Paper! @ColorOnPaper

Hazel Gray loves to color but the house rule is simple, “We only color on paper!” Enjoy her escapades in the US https://t.co/dkSTDtFhzn https://t.co/4oY3kHocrz Joined September 2020

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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

2 years ago

My husband: we really need to cut back our spending My dog: absolutely, right after an emergency visit to the vet

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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

3 years ago

Watching a documentary on Ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, “THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You’re not supposed to write on walls!”

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Parental Misguidance @parentalmis

3 years ago

We are more than halfway through summer in this hemisphere and man are we running out of steam- but drop us a parenting tweet or two (PG, but cussing is expected) from 11a-6p EST for some empathy, bad advice, or maybe both.

Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest

3 years ago

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mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

3 years ago

The movie Minions is entertaining, but the subtitles are less than helpful

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@itssherifield @itssherifield

4 years ago

5: Mom, can boys wear mascara? Me: Of course! boys can wear makeup. Girls can play with cars. People can do whatever they want in life. 5: But they can’t jump on the couch because that’s not safe.

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Xennaissance Dad @XennDad

4 years ago

Apparently our youngest woke my wife up four times last night, I knew I felt a little tired today

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Draggin Father Behind @DragginFatherB

4 years ago

"You need to pay attention to the word problem and read it a couple times to understand it" - Me to 8 on his math homework, which is none of the advice I took at his age.

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Mama? @MrsDangerClose1

4 years ago

As a parent I LOVE it when everything is my fault, like it's my fault it's cold outside.

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Clever Mom Pun (she/her) @clevermompun

4 years ago

Me: why are you taking your pants off? 3: to show you my butt I don’t know what I was expecting…

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Overflowing Trashcan𖤐 @EthanOpia_

4 years ago

My book finally came! I'm so excited to give it to my little nephew! Thank you so much🫀 @notmythirdrodeo @ColorOnPaper

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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

4 years ago

My 9 y/o daughter was explaining all her friend drama to me so I asked her what role she plays and she said, “I’m like a therapist for my friends except I don’t help, I just listen.”