I Burgle Turds @Ham_Tornado
Cohost of @TheHoboShack. I'm usually hammin' it up with @kevnasto. @wickedmayfair is my sister from another fister. favstar.fm/users/Ham_Torn… Nowhere Pretty, MA Joined April 2012-
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I hope these yoga pants properly accentuate my full erection.
I'd miss you, just not the way your husband mrs you.
@dsmitty62 That's one of my all time favorite movies. That & blazing saddles. @iAmJuddy
@Poop_Dragon Give yourself a break. You're 395, tops.@SeesawLicker
@SeesawLicker @Poop_Dragon Because most of the population are goddamn retards with internet access.
@dsmitty62 It was the inspiration for the Singing Bush from the Three Amigos. @iAmJuddy
@dsmitty62 I know that my grundle & I feel beautiful. @iAmJuddy
@Ham_Tornado That assclown is just heading out for some taint licking and grundle grinding. You know, his typical Friday. @dsmitty62
@iAmJuddy Why do you think him & I only hang out after he splits work early on Fridays? @dsmitty62
@Poop_Dragon Trolls are the lemmings of the internet.
@iAmJuddy I just kicked @dsmitty62 out of my house after recording a little retort bit to your show.
This guy in the mirror just told me I'm pretty. Homeboy's got some good taste.
@SniffMyPickle You always were the generous one. @sniperdad420
If you don’t know @XDannyXBrownX, download XXX for free, stream Old on Spotify & get with the times. Greatest Rapper Ever.
@SniffMyPickle You guys never save any teens for me, ya big bullies. @sniperdad420
Girl at the bookstore just smiled and asked me my name and I whispered, "The Butt Commander," and thrust my hips a little. 0 for 19, guys.
@SniffMyPickle @sniperdad420 Just give him the teens & we can both walk out of this alive.
I haven't gotten day drunk in too long to pass up a useless afternoon like this.
Rich Harrington @McNarstle
5K Followers 5K Following Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Verifried Drunk™®�... @VerifiedDrunk
26K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
Clown_Orb @ClownOrb
3K Followers 527 Following Former verified account. Also available for childrens birthday parties, look for Son-Dance the Clown on craigslist
Mittens @JUSTcatmeme
109K Followers 5K Following Hi, I’m Mittens. Please go easy on me. I’m doing my best out here.
low plains drifter @TheSchazZ
915 Followers 744 Following lightsaber joints, keylime pie, and yes Bradley I am a Bad Fish too. R.I.P @soo_scandalouss,\\\ https://t.co/EeUNYO5Edl
KmacRD @kmacrd
4 Followers 337 Following
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
11K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in https://t.co/Sjvvd3oshD. To submit a tweet, mention @thefunnytweeter
FleurDeLea @FleurdeNope
1K Followers 2K Following Ugh- times like, infinity. https://t.co/ABkNLicOkY
G @crappyjoes
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Josh Collins @jsc2163
486 Followers 2K Following
SovietHAPPY @SovietHAPPY
94 Followers 3K Following Displaced Honorary Yinzer. Here for the Eternal Return
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Tits McGee @IDeclareClaire
36K Followers 4K Following Twitter isn’t real life y’all. So don’t worry I won’t take you seriously. https://t.co/j615heLV0n
Jimmy @HeyJimmyConway
26 Followers 43 Following Family reunion gang bang all star. 3 time World Champion of nothing. Die-No-Might.
mark Hildahl @markhildahl19
857 Followers 5K Following music lover, partner, father, urbanism, nature lover, cycling, swimming, art, books, poetry, and maybe even a Winnipeg Jets tweet
Buck @MrBumToYou
400 Followers 980 Following
Spanky McHaggis @SpankyMcHaggis
18 Followers 210 Following just lower your expectations and I bet we'll get along great
Big Baby Fuck You ™ @FuckEatShit
161 Followers 673 Following Enjoy The Ride, You Die At The End #IAmDrugs
Madhuvanti Maheswari @escortsmumbai0
19 Followers 331 Following 😘Hi I Am Madhuvanti Maheswari, My Age 21 Years Old. My Hobby Modelling in Mumbai.
kuntselphuq @brellimaan
17 Followers 126 Following idgaf I'll complement a man wristwatch at the urinal if i like it
Trey the Asshole Edit... @edgefiction101
289 Followers 608 Following Ex fake social media influencer. Regular dude advocate. Don't look at my blog at work.
Guns&Sandwitches @GunsnSandwitchs
1K Followers 4K Following
Your Drunk Uncle 🐓 @YourDrunkUncle3
185 Followers 249 Following Keep calm and one bourbon one scotch one beer the fuck on. - a tweet no one read
Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus
2K Followers 4K Following Profound Idiot. Ask me About my Mental Illness! (we/us) AntiSocialized
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25 Followers 2K Following
💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt
49K Followers 10K Following ❤️ IG: Firecrackerkatt ❤️🐰❤️I do gods work on X ❤️ if you take this shit seriously you’re an idiot ❤️
the fix is in @kfix56
297 Followers 743 Following Twitter allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. Statistically at risk. She/Her/Hers ♉️
🏈💜VikingsGirl�... @TiredAndBroken
3K Followers 4K Following Living in Husker Nation🌽 but will forever bleed purple💜💛Love football, my little man and a great sense of humor. Be kind. We’re all dealing with something.
pondo sinatra @PondoSinatra69
13 Followers 96 Following i'm not a racist. i'll have sex with black, white, yellow, brown... whatever color sock i can find
Nathan @nathangoldstein
385 Followers 4K Following
Gennessee Ted @Dank_Zappa
100 Followers 493 Following A sporadic personality fuelled by gourmandizing, puns, music, and cannoli who also has an occasional stroke of genius. (some politics)
LaytesAgain @LaytesAgain
984 Followers 2K Following Yes, my friend. Standup. Host of the 3:51am pod. Reluctant lawyer.
Jay Thornton ⚜️ @jaythornton000
15K Followers 16K Following Marketing & strategy geek. I turn good ideas into money. Biohacker, Dad, Jeeps, Saints, Hogs, Cigars, & travel. #MelBeach #WooPig #WHODAT @nitrocoffeeclub
toddallmyt @OH_GAWD_OF_FUNK
5K Followers 4K Following I don't follow people. I set traps for them and wait. Top Tweets - https://t.co/GMQAZMfoy3You might like
