Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

Profound Idiot. Ask me About my Mental Illness! (we/us) AntiSocialized Grand Rapids, MI Joined June 2017

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

8 months ago

Aka opening your email

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

anyone else want to fistfight their memories or is it just me

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8 months ago

she self identifies as a man your son walks into the open shower at the gym and she's already in there and all lathered up

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8 months ago

the best places to visit are the hardest places to work

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

that time I sent a girl on OF daily pics of this random ass flower as it bloomed next to my doorstep

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

intelligence is to knowledge what horsepower is to torque in that time becomes a factor

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it used to bother me to hear about all of the far off exotic places the beautiful women in my life have traveled to then I remembered that while the Queen can move any which way for as far as she likes the King only moves one step at a time and while any pawn can become queen...

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

a voice in my head just said "could you hand me the" and my arm moved

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8 months ago

Anyone who believes that violence is not the answer has never dealt with intelligent tech

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

dad! dhakehw!😃 dad! dhakehw😐 dad! dhakehw!😄 dad! dhakehw!😊 dad! dhakehw?🥹 dad!? dhakehw!😌 dad! dhakehw!!!😡

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

or dark at this point I'm not picky

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8 months ago

or dark at this point I'm not picky

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

if you've never done crime with someone how do you know you can really trust them serious question

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

yo Facebook give me back my first born son's baby pics I took or rot in Hell where you belong kthxbyye

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

3 smoking hot ones came into the office at work my brain: pls be in college pls be in college pls be in college them: selling yearbook ad space me: 🙃

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Elmer the Fudd @BrandenNorkus

8 months ago

does your wife know about your college aged daughter?

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

8 months ago

Congrats to SpaceX for completing & documented the 57 items required by the FAA for Flight 2 of Starship! Worth noting that 6 of the 63 items refer to later flights.