Amanda @ramblin_amanda
she/they. 🏳️🌈 wear a mask, save the planet, go vegan etc etc Joined August 2011-
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What is the phenomenon where you’re sweating but your nose is very cold
I’m officially coining the phrase “panny tack” (panic attack). My lawyers will be in touch
The drunker I am the closer I need to be to Haley kiyoko
Michael J. Fox's one request for his new movie? No violins. He isn't interested in your pity or being seen as some saint either. "People with disabilities can be assholes, too. It's important to know that." npr.org/2023/05/14/117…
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I’m soooooooooooo drunk @theestallion
My fatal flaw is that I only know the mamma mia versions of abba songs
if this website goes up in flames i just wanna say you were all very funny on the day the queen died and i will never forget that
We as a society should be making more of an effort to use the word akimbo on a regular basis
This is the event that tore a hole in the space-time continuum, forging the path we are now on: the darkest timeline
You won’t catch me winning at monopoly like a capitalist
I’d like to start a petition to remove the color chartreuse from the color wheel
Thanksgiving pro tip: don’t use a recipe that calls for an insta pot when you only have a crock pot they’re NOT THE SAME
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Original @GratefulDead member Bob Weir on the sidelines before today's NFC Championship 🎶 @49ers
Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence
When I’m in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying
Excitedly told everyone for Christmas I got the Bog Witch to remove the curse on our family and instead of being happy they’re just like, “what curse?” and “why do you keep angering bog witches??” Like, who cares? None of our kids will be born with hooves now. Just say thank you.
The Tik tok I sent to my father was a huge success
she sold her vape to buy him the new zelda game… he sold his switch to buy her cartridges…. 💔
having a tough time with Advanced Pleasantries lately. guy said “what’s cooking?” and i fucking froze
Still my best halloween costume of all time
“Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses…Isn't that true, Henrietta?” #Halloween2017 #BojackHorseman
Three compliments on my snoopy sweatshirt if anyone cares
I think the saddest part about the break up of Joe and Sophie is she was the only wife to have a funny set during their roast
rachel sennott and ayo edebiri could do the wolf of wall street but leonardo dicaprio could never do bottoms
14 years ago today, the cast of 'The Vampire Diaries' got arrested for flashing drivers and hanging from a bridge
In my anxiety induced flow state, I seem to have misplaced my Dr. Pepper