Whee Bae @slowburn2023
the ghost of Whee Bae past Iowa City, IA Joined January 2023-
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Chicago really just needs to let the whole pizza thing go. It’s not me, it’s you.
A little weekend getaway. Go cubs go
Look… I understand it’s first world problems & I’m extremely fortunate, but I just watched 200k leave my bank account in one shot and I died a little inside. I need a drink.
R. Kelly: I believe I can fly Me: I believe I can cry My Therapist: Progress
You didn’t get walked all over because you’re a nice person, you got walked all over because you were nice to the wrong person. Stop blaming others for your inability to set boundaries
Little know fact, but 94% of all Geek Squad drivers have caused at least 2 accidents in their lifetime
There’s nothing more satisfying than a fart you know isn’t a threat to you, your pants or the people around you
Did a thing today. Bought a vacation home. Fuck these winters!
“No one is dumb enough to look directly at the Eclipse” Me: Do you remember Tide Pods?
Dress age appropriate? Never, fashion train until the wheels fall off
What rap lyrics white people say in their house stays in their house
I’m not gonna die in the red light district, I’m gonna die getting hit by someone on a damn pedal
I’m not gonna lie, I think I can pull this hat off…
Most people see what they want to see, few people pay attention
Turns out Ireland is better than Iowa
[visiting Europe] Hotel Manager: Happy Birthday! Me: Thanks! It feels like it came so much sooner this year. HM: … Me: No? HM: Make your own bed
Kinda fucked up I just wake up today and have to remember I’m a whole new age
It’s been real London, off to Birmingham. UTV!
Hey Apple, can we get a new text message reaction emoji? My mom just said dinner is at 7… I don’t love it ❤️ It’s not exciting ‼️ I’m not telling her to fuck off 👍🏻 It’s not funny HA I’m not confused❓ I’m not booing her 👎🏻 So what do you got for me? Let’s spice things up
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[first date] What’s your favorite color? No. What toppings go on your pizza? Yes.
If you’re incapable of having a disagreement without resorting to personal insults, then guess what? You just officially lost said disagreement.
Imagine naming your kid Hunter and he grew up to be a vegan
If/when I shut off responses, consider it a gift. I’m saving you from typing something stupid. You’re welcome.
Sorry I didn’t text you back for 4 hours. I got high and put powdered donuts on my nipples.
Bubblegum blowing contest. Show me whatcha got.
I just sent my first novel out to five literary agents. Take that, fear of rejection!
Hoppy Easter, everybunny! …I’ll see myself out
making everyone at work jealous of my snoopy water bottle
I am that friend in the group chat asking who wants to get hibachi
A note to men, When you're pushing 40, you can stop trying to seem mysterious to women. You're getting old, and it's just silly.
For the first time in the 9 years since my son’s diagnosis, we had a super positive PPT. This is an unfamiliar and amazing feeling.
Things you can always sign me up for: Treasure Hunts Gyoza Blunts Fortune Street or Heroes of Might & Magic Cemetery walks Sleep
When I call you “bb” it stands for Bob Barker, remember that
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