Tony Deyo 🎙️ @tonydeyo
Stand-up comedian from CONAN (@TeamCoco), and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Heard daily on @SiriusXMComedy tonydeyo.com New York, NY Joined January 2008-
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Hey @CitiBikeNYC , a white pickup truck just wiped out this stand of bikes. Luckily, they left their license plate behind.
I don’t want to say that being a parent is difficult, but I have started wishing it on some people.
When I heard that there was a movie called "Everything Everywhere All at Once", I was for sure it was about working parents trying to keep their apartment clean.
ANNOUNCEMENT!!! My new album, Statistically More Relatable, is available for pre-order NOW ➡️ album.link/wd4px00skqwks Huge thanks to @ZaniesChicago, James Webb/@tonydeyo for editing, @ghostrunrecords and @GrizzleeMartin for the incredible photo/cover design! Order it now! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Overheard at a tennis camp for kids: Coach: Have you played tennis before? Kid: I’ve played on the Nintendo 64. Coach: So that’s a “no”.
POD AT THE PARK! In our first bonus episode 🔒 it’s @jessespector and @tonydeyo watching the Yankees put seven runs on the Tigers in an inning and laughing a whole lot. 69% off subscriptions for our Grand Opening Spectacular! willetspen.substack.com/p/pod-at-the-p…
Come see my show TONIGHT, March 10th at 7:30pm at @CityWineryNYC with my amazing friend @tonydeyo opening! Grab your tickets & I’ll see you there! citywinery.com/newyork/Online…
Technically, this was in reference to an art exhibit... but with the outline, it sort of looks like they're trying to make it the Tennessee state motto.
This is an amazing lineup. I’d come see this show, even if I wasn’t on it.
This is an amazing lineup. I’d come see this show, even if I wasn’t on it.
🎶It's beginning to look a lot like QED Presents lineups...🎶 FRI 12/10: @jackiemonahan @Ismaelian @tonydeyo @ChrisScopo @lizcomedy qedastoria.com/products/qed-p… SAT 12/11: @barryrothbart @ChristianaJack7 @AtheerYacoub @suzanneleashep @leehudsoncomedy qedastoria.com/products/qed-p…
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If you've never seen @JonnyFisch live, you should watch this. If you have seen him live, you already know you should watch this. Always hilarious... I can't wait.
If you've never seen @JonnyFisch live, you should watch this. If you have seen him live, you already know you should watch this. Always hilarious... I can't wait.
My first show ever in Cedar Rapids is this coming Saturday! Followed immediately by my second show in Cedar Rapids. October 23rd, 7:00 and 9:15 at Giving Tree Theater. givingtreetheater.com
I'm coming home... ish. I'll be at 5 Points Music Sanctuary in Roanoke, VA on Saturday. Show at 7:30. Tickets at 5PointsMusic.com
I just realized that it's going to take me until my three-quarters life crisis to be able to afford my mid-life crisis.
My Lyft driver from the airport last night had a giant doll buckled into the front passenger seat. I would have taken a picture, but I'm pretty sure she would have known that I was about to immediately make fun of it. Oh yeah, and the doll has its own Instagram account.
Fantastic podcast... @JerrySeinfeld with @pathazell on "Creativity in Captivity". @SWoodCreative creativityincaptivity.fun
The venue that I'm performing at tonight seats a little over 4400. However, they told me that the shows will be a little light because there's a tomato festival this weekend, and it's kind of a big draw. So, now I can add "sell more tickets than a tomato" to my dream board.
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3K Followers 1K Following 📺 Seen on @latelateshow and @colbertlateshow ⬇️⬇️ Watch my Full YouTube Special!Denver! Excited for last 2 shows tonight at @ComedyWorks downtown with my boy @tonydeyo. Early show sold out (or some single seats available) so get tix for the 9:45 plz, I insist.
ANNOUNCEMENT!!! My new album, Statistically More Relatable, is available for pre-order NOW ➡️ album.link/wd4px00skqwks Huge thanks to @ZaniesChicago, James Webb/@tonydeyo for editing, @ghostrunrecords and @GrizzleeMartin for the incredible photo/cover design! Order it now! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Featuring @tonydeyo & produced by @ghostrunrecords
@tonydeyo I finally uploaded our masterpiece full cut to YouTube and Facebook, along with logo at end -- messaging you here to keep you on your feet.
The much anticipated full cut of, "Guy on Phone at Coffee Shop" youtu.be/kLjHgyH1uCA
POD AT THE PARK! In our first bonus episode 🔒 it’s @jessespector and @tonydeyo watching the Yankees put seven runs on the Tigers in an inning and laughing a whole lot. 69% off subscriptions for our Grand Opening Spectacular! willetspen.substack.com/p/pod-at-the-p…
Did you know if you slice jalapeños and then touch your eyeball a few minutes later there's a good chance your name is Chris Gersbeck?
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Me: Literally gets dressed. Media: Yup that’s why he sucks.
Oh God. My whole show is going to be about this article, isn’t it… would anyone like to come on so I’m not ranting alone?
This show said no to 4.5 minutes of my stand up comedy
@tonydeyo @Biedersam This guy knows what he’s talking about.
Fun shows w/ @BrianReganComic start tonight! Thur-Fri: Morristown, NJ - Mayo PAC Sat: York, PA - Appell Center Sun: Wilmington, DE (@POTUS) - The Grand Opera House Already got a gorgeous NJ sunrise this morning.
Album cover by @thatTJ. Huge thank you to @tonydeyo for the highly specialized and involved audio mixing and editing. Recorded at @AcmeComedyCo in Minneapolis (the spot of many of my fav comedy albums)
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My latest for @vulture on #standupcomedy and the art of "the bring-up," feat. @joyellenicole @tedalexandro @tonydeyo @seanytime @IAmTehran @JessicaKirson @TrixieTuzzini @JamesLmattern @taylortomlinson @JonnyFisch @RealJonLaster vulture.com/2021/08/the-ar… #comedy #standup
My boy Tony Deyo with an amazing story of raccoon revenge and how to get them out of your attic, on today's pod. @tonydeyo Episode 118! open.spotify.com/episode/2uOLSD… @MrTomCowell
QED presents is nigh at hand! Join us tonight for @tonydeyo @jess_salomon @bigCcomedy & @richieredding 9pm sharp! Get yer tix now! eventbrite.com/e/qed-presents…
QED presents is nigh at hand! Join us tonight for @tonydeyo @jess_salomon @bigCcomedy & @richieredding 9pm sharp! Get yer tix now! eventbrite.com/e/qed-presents…
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