Toad @BadTakesToad
I love onions. Texas, USA Joined February 2019-
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The last time I tried that my uncle was pretty pi....wait...I'm about to tell you a gun story...you get that right?
The last time I tried that my uncle was pretty pi....wait...I'm about to tell you a gun story...you get that right?
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FINALLY SOMEONE MAKES SENSE IN THIS HELLHOLE
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The last time I tried that my uncle was pretty pi....wait...I'm about to tell you a gun story...you get that right?
"GO AHEAD AND FUCK YOUR COUSIN, BUT LEAVE THE GUN AT HOME" - The United Nations
Me on my first (and last) day as a subway train driver:
You can’t name a single animal that wouldn’t look cooler with horns.
@ItsToad_ @imcorinnemec @lee_bail83 ACME, GIF DIV: "WE NEED A NEW GIF! ANY IDEAS?" @BadTakesToad : "Absolutely!! I'm going to need a high resolution pic of a bone in ham!" ACME: " I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB!"
@charcware @ItsToad_ Have you met @BadTakesToad ? (He's my favorite)
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@BadTakesToad @tweettruth2me @ItsToad_ Wont load
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Im flying 3 hours to a 1 hour meeting and then flying 3 hours home. Hate my LIFE
Super weird how there’s just someone ready to complain, online.
Super weird how the right is whining about a “woke U.S. military” the moment there’s a black defense secretary and a long-overdue review of white supremacists in uniform.
@GaelicKat FIFY It is a bajillion times better now
@GaelicKat @ItsToad_ You’re better off this way, trust me. Fungus is no good
@BadTakesToad @ItsToad_ @38thparalell I can appreciate that sometimes your bad takes are good, like with this and the fact that you like onions.
@ItsToad_ @38thparalell @BadTakesToad That’s probably the view from another alt, lib.
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