- Brett - @BrettFromLA
I like the funny. YouTube.com/CreatedByBrett Raleigh-Durham, NC Joined June 2009-
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“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂
If you’re not listening you’re dumb
does my computer think im a pirate?
Republicans think women are walking into abortion clinics like they’re Norm from Cheers
Wordle 368 3/6 Tonight's puzzle was awful! ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Saw it. 👀Loved it.😍 Still wondering how he did it.🤯
God damn it, now I've watched 400 episodes of #GreysAnatomy #GreysAnatomy400 #Greys400
May The First Not Be The Worst With You
Pharaohs were buried with their forearms across their chest because of the ancient belief that there would be water slides in the afterlife.
I auditioned. #TrueStory
To NOLAN'S ROOFING INC in Clermont, Florida: While putting a new roof on my 76 year old Mother's house, you created a sagging belly in the living room ceiling that you haven't sent anyone to repair in 5 weeks. Grace Smith paid you in full. Fix her shit. nolandsroofing.com
@ChuckRobbins @Cisco Sad what’s going on in the world. Instead of creating weapons, destroying each other and the very Earth we live in, we can direct that knowledge to science, medicine, art. With the help of science multiply earth's resources, live longer, healthier and more beautiful life in peace
When is the operating room mask mandate going to be lifted?
you can't send your kid to school with chicken pox or go barefoot in a restaurant or take a dump on a public sidewalk - your whole life has been a trade-off between public health and individual freedom, whether you've noticed it or not
If we simply required gun owners to carry liability insurance, the insurance industry would destroy the gun industry
“you’re quiet” yeah im just trying to gauge how weird i can be in this new social situation
Asha Boldman @asha_bold
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Skitboom @Hypersphere867
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✪ SEGA SONIC ✪ @SonicSpeedDash1
57 Followers 385 Following I know what you're thinking, I'm good, and powerful apparently. Jealous? (add on discord, talk more there than on twitter segasonic4036)
Linda Xia @LindaSharLS
3 Followers 24 Following LIANSHU LIMITED has developed into a large-scale enterprise focusing on manufacturing and selling computer cables after nearly ten years.
Brandon Zingale @BrandonVine
79K Followers 86K Following Business Contact: [email protected] Ohio State University alum 🏈 #Buckeyes Follow my sports card page @bzs_cards INSTAGRAM @ brandonzingale
RUSHED @RUSHEDmovie
2K Followers 170 Following When a mother’s son is involved in a tragic fraternity hazing incident at his university, she takes justice into her own hands. NOW on iTunes, Amazon, VUDU, VOD
JIMMY BTA @BtaJimmy
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Annabella Rich @bellarrich
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🔻ممرڠ جنتن.. @abuqalaq
362 Followers 2K Following 🤍 Tranung Sampai Mati 🖤 Gaming Content Creator. Bukan Nama Sebenar. Cita-Cita Nak Jadi Ultraman. Dari Sungai Ke Samudera, Palestin Pasti Merdeka
Crazy Aunt Betty 🐈.. @CrazyAuntBetty
243 Followers 442 Following Former Clinical Lab Scientist, cats, husband. Mostly WFPB. Love me, Love my cats. she/her, No unsolicited DMs, please.
Ebrima @Ebrima90429931
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Adler Carbrey @carbrey
95 Followers 156 Following I am a pediatrician working for the United Nations and I am passionate man who carries so much love in my heart.
amadou korta @KortaAmadou
337 Followers 4K Following Hello welcome 🙏 my name is Ebrima and I am from The Gambia 🇬🇲
monte vognsen @montevognsen5
392 Followers 2K Following Free Palestine. Free Assange. And #1: CLIMATE!
Daniel 🅿️ @BadHombreDaniel
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Thoughts of Tim @TimBurnsUK
226 Followers 782 Following Mainly here for laughs. Advocate for equality, fairness & love. Autism dad. Brass band player. Heart of Midlothian fan. Amateur dentist.
Literally A Cop @CopLiterally
15 Followers 137 Following **Comedic account** **not affiliated with the police!**
𝔻𝔸ℕ𝕘𝕖�.. @mrklixx
697 Followers 1K Following Ignore this at your peril My tweets are Not Safe For Anyone and they sometime contain bad words and controversial and nonsensical yet overly sexual content.
Carbosly @Carbosly
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ImNotLikeYouGuys @JanetJlake
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Keke Orth @KekeOrth
64 Followers 582 Following 💎Plant Based Pro Athlete🌱 💎HELPING ATHLETES OVER 30 MOVE & PERFORM LIKE THEY DID 10 YEARS 💎BSc Hons|CPT|YTT|NUT. Coach 💎FREE CONSULATION see link
Beyond Our Science�.. @BO_sci
22K Followers 3K Following Science educational account. welcome to the official account BOS.This account is primarily dedicated to Science lover .
pronounced A-A-Ron �.. @aaronguilmette
6K Followers 3K Following Author of Microsoft 365 Administration Inside Out and 15 other meh-selling tech books. https://t.co/9w17w66bHj. Ex-MSFT PM; tweets are mine. Shoe hoarder.
Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Anim-3- (commissions .. @AnimEmman
2K Followers 4K Following 2D girl simp shit 🥺(they/he) I do art/rap/tatt @pharrowhead's ghostwriter// God-King of @beepboopgang 18+
Debra Pickett @DebPickett
1K Followers 3K Following Media Strategist. Entrepreneur. Consultant to law firms. Author of REPORTING LIVES. Working on 2nd book, centered on wrongful convictions. Mom of 3 boys.
fightgeek @fightgeek
11K Followers 9K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly
Lilyofthedally @lilyofthedally
866 Followers 775 Following Definitely a she, I check on a daily basis
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SusieJayKay @SusieJayKay
122 Followers 526 Following Scottish story time illustrator 😊🏴📝 Is quite good at making insta noodles much nicer. Has cats. Wants a horse. I make videos for the BBC social too
Boehm Games @boehmgames
407 Followers 2K Following Our first game, Nooblings, is coming soon to Kickstarter!
yobroski @yooobroski
2K Followers 5K Following sport enthusiast(go Mariners/COYS),more engaged with politics than I want to be,reply guy.he/him https://t.co/9JKNRnhJiz
skipstocks @skipstocks
588 Followers 1K Following Disabled USMC vet, '78-'87. He/him. Southern raised, Colorado resident. Exceptionally worried about the state of our union. #BLM
Swami Tommy @swami_Tommy77
179 Followers 1K Following
Simon Holland @simoncholland
171K Followers 1K Following My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
Adam Grant @AdamMGrant
853K Followers 965 Following Organizational psychologist @Wharton. #1 NYT bestsellers: HIDDEN POTENTIAL, THINK AGAIN. Podcasts: Re:Thinking & WorkLife @TEDTalks. Diver.
Subhah @Subhah
17K Followers 2K Following Comedian. Actor. Writer. Lover. HBO, Netflix, NBC, Hulu, Comedy Central, MTV. ⬇️ 🔥ALBUM, WEB SERIES 🔥& touring ⬇️
Whose Line @cwwhoseline
61K Followers 56 Following Stream every episode of #WhoseLine free only on The CW! *We welcome civil discussion. Hate speech will be removed/blocked.
Jacqui @cannajacqui
2 Followers 0 Following
buc 🆓️ @BucMarvin
4K Followers 3K Following Inter-Galactic Purveyor of Nonsense. Not everyone's cup of noodles. Cancer survivor!! Favorite color: underboob
Alarmingly Bad @AlarminglyBad
2K Followers 370 Following The official Twitter account of the official webcomic from a man who has officially lost his mind (@JonBaker)
Bob Newhart @BobNewhart
225K Followers 69 Following Official Twitter Page for Bob Newhart - comedian / actor / all around nice guy Also on Facebook http://t.co/aRL8i5ZeCG
Wayne Brady @WayneBrady
375K Followers 1K Following Guy who makes stuff up, pretends to be other people and sings.
Colin Mochrie @colinmochrie
402K Followers 1K Following the real Colin Mochrie. accept no substitutes.
Crazy Aunt Betty 🐈.. @CrazyAuntBetty
243 Followers 442 Following Former Clinical Lab Scientist, cats, husband. Mostly WFPB. Love me, Love my cats. she/her, No unsolicited DMs, please.
Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
936K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 Inquiries: [email protected]
Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Erica @eerrriiicaa
120K Followers 255 Following it’s ok, I’ve probably stalked you too cashapp: $eerrriiicaa Venmo: eerrriiicaa7
jenntrify @_jennatural
93K Followers 5K Following can someone tell Elon to chill 🌻 Cap ♑️🌻 IG: jen_natural 🌻Venmo: Jenna-G-11🌻Cashapp: https://t.co/R8d6waSX5z 🌻 : https://t.co/no0sIw9ICL
Hidden Movie Details @moviedetail
101K Followers 56 Following Hidden Details and Easter Eggs in your favorite movies! Personal: @hunteraclark ✉️: [email protected]
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 721 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
Brian Malow @sciencecomedian
22K Followers 9K Following Science comedian, Earth. Available for off-world appearances, if transportation is provided. Check out my links!
Kate again @Kateness8
10K Followers 2K Following I’m doing amazing, sweetie • she/her • as seen on buzzfeed that one time • Reese’s Goblin • wishlist: https://t.co/mY0eO30PnD
goliath @goliath_otter
1K Followers 262 Following かわうそ、特にツメナシが好き。アイコンは伊勢のMr.ブブゼラ、ヘッダーは南アのツメナシ生息地。I'm into seeing otters, particularly African Clawless Otter.
Otter Emergency @Otter_Emergency
27K Followers 158 Following You OTTER follow :) send your cutest otter pics! *we claim no ownership for these delightful photos and will take them down at owner's request*
nicky the friendly sh.. @mostlysharks
24K Followers 1K Following probably a shark | she/her | https://t.co/GeMHhYLWnW | https://t.co/FLfoEAz7uW
SusieJayKay @SusieJayKay
122 Followers 526 Following Scottish story time illustrator 😊🏴📝 Is quite good at making insta noodles much nicer. Has cats. Wants a horse. I make videos for the BBC social too
Created By Brett @CreatedByBrett
320 Followers 212 Following New board game dev! Planning to self-publish my first game before December. Voted ''Most Talented'' in high school. 😉 #boardgames #boardgamedev #indiegamedev
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10K Followers 891 Following cosmic ray-chael 🪐 she/her 🌈 less posting more enjoying
.Mela. @mela_shea
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OnlyGoodNews @HappyNewsdotcom
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1.6M Followers 617 Following My single with D.O.D & Laura Welsh ‘By Now’ is out now ⬇️
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@paul_vermehren @StephenKing The man in black fled across the desert, and the banana followed.
the human is upset. that a piece of my hair. was in their food. that is called a garnish. there is no need to make a scene
Happy #Diwali to all who are celebrating around the world!
Literally what the fuck is this obsession with Jews it’s so fucking creepy I’m just a normal ass person with a mystical aura and an otherworldly ass and ancient ancestral memories that live in my bones BUT I am also poor and I have never controlled the media OR global banking 😡
I went to the gym but my body doesn't want to do anything so I'm leaving
i’m gonna watch the fuck out of the julia roberts and george clooney movie i can tell you that much
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Nearly five years ago, weighing in at close to 300 pounds, I had a massive heart attack. Today, I ran up a hill in my hometown that I never ran up when I was a kid, while weighing my adult lowest of 195. See less of me on the @ClerksMovie Convenience Tour. Clerks3.movie
Did your childhood Halloween look like this?
i want to lose weight but i don’t want to stop eating, drinking and sitting on the couch. thoughts?
@ChuckRobbins @FranKatsoudas @Forbes @Cisco What!?!? She’s over 50!! No way
Congratulations to @FranKatsoudas for being named to the @Forbes 50 Over 50 Entrepreneurs list! I can’t think of anyone more deserving! Thanks, as always, for all you do for @Cisco to drive our business and our purpose strategy around the globe!! forbes.com/50over50/entre…
Good artists borrow. Kevin Smith just steals...
@dewingthemost @IsabelSteckel you don’t have to be nice to someone just because they gave birth to you 😂😭
@IsabelSteckel My mom once texted me asking how she could send a text.
I was walking around SEATTLE feeling famous and pretty fulla myself for selling out 2 @ClerksMovie Convenience Tour screenings at the @stgpresents Neptune Theater. Suddenly, that all stopped after a perspective-inducing visit to @ScarecrowVideo. Watch as my brag is humbled...
Spirit Halloweens are the perfect metaphor for Halloween They’re retail spaces that are dead inside but come alive and find purpose again, however briefly, by dressing up as something else for a season
I told my boss today during a friendly conversation about how I just said no to something I felt pressured to do but really didn’t want to and she congratulated me on having boundaries. Can’t wait to tell her how I feel about coming to work!
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