DAVE MARTIN 🇨🇦 @DAVET800
Coder, scotch enthusiast, nerd Just here for the laughs and fun OTTAWA CANADA Joined April 2010-
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The Rolling Stones performing "Gimme Shelter" in Houston Texas last night at the start of the Hackney Diamonds Tour. These men are legendary. What an incredible performance in their 80s. #TheRollingStones
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POWELL RIVER — welcome me nicely & I’ll match the energy. Small deposit requires for pre bookings 50$ towards each hour booked via E transfer. [email protected] May 13th —- 3pm -11pm May 14th — 7am -10pm May 15th — 7 am -10pm May 16th - 6am -7am.
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The days that break you are the days that make you #tuesdaythoughts
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KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES in…
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