500_KnotsOfFog @Fast_fog
https://t.co/wlwc15kRzz In the woods today Joined February 2013-
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*Spends 5000 on a gender reveal party “OMG ITS A BOY” 10 years later Kevin is Chloe
🎶 it’s a Nice day for a, light sweater. It’s a, nice day for a Caaaardigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn
Patrick Swayze has been dead for well over a decade. Isn’t it about time he got round to releasing Ghost 2?
Fuck October. Fucking October Christmas shite everywhere And WORSE The fucking heating has been turned on Fuck fucking October
You can use formaldehyde Or the wish version Casualdejekyl
I’m sorry the line is really bad, you say your name is Dr. who?
Why doesn’t Head & Shoulders shampoo come with a body wash called Knees & Toes?
Once upon a time it was called a jumpoline. Then your mum got on one
Smartphone filters will make you think some women are so waaay far out of your league Until you meet them man to man
fire in the disco FIRE IN THE DISCO Fire in the Taco Bell
This series of photos is what I now know is a “pyro-cumulus” from the Kelowna fire: we couldn’t understand why it wasn’t showing on the weather radar. There was no SIGMET either. Once we were downwind of it we could see the smoke below but it was very difficult to interpret
What do Kwik Fit employees do when they get to 65? The obvious seems unfair
I’ve just got home from a local car boot sale. One stall, everything was free, you just had to stand there topless Tit for tat
༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 �.. @herprettybones
118K Followers 15K Following A little funny. A little feisty. Always chaos. Tall AF. #BillsMafia #billsbyabillion
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
Cheeky P @0000seapea808
17K Followers 3K Following Still in denial of object permanence & time https://t.co/L7UF4qBZsn
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure
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Nathalie with an h @nnnatchos
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@[email protected].. @JonBaker
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Rachelle @rasm69
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Estefana Entrup @EntrupEntru
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Molly Vanhaitsma @MVanhaitsm40309
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Bianca Downard @DownardBia35058
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Kinley Lafon @KinlLafo
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Lilyana Sance @LSance50819
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Cassandra Troncoso @CassandTronco
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Sheila Farinha @she_fari
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Joselyn Jaffe @JaffeJosel
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william Harwood @HarwoodWil43901
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McThesee @TheseeMc28230
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Glennis Swaggert @GlennisSwa8857
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Tushean @Tushean163620
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AvGeek Jamie @AvgeekJamie
43 Followers 243 Following 🌍 UK #AirTrafficController #Pilot and #avGeek 🛩 Documenting my adventures 🛩 All views are my own 🛩
Debolii @Deb_for_short
3K Followers 2K Following It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it got worsterer and worstererer
Ben @ben_doughnut
934 Followers 580 Following CEO - @visit_wakefield Co-founder @1UPClubUK. Lecturer in Woke Studies. I persuaded Ribena to do away with that annoying gold foil.
Elizabeth @Blow_brew
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SeaShell @DianeP89
26K Followers 12K Following Back home 🇨🇦 after living on the other side of the ocean
👑Snarky Princess�.. @iamn0ty0urstar
12K Followers 11K Following Classy, sassy, and a bit smart ass-y.
shop @losewei29278971
1K Followers 4K Following | Touchy Style Outfit The Largest & Richest Collection Of Leather Bag #clothingstore #Saddle#Tote#Leather #handbags #wallets #handbag
Weird Savant 🏴.. @weirdsavant
4K Followers 4K Following #FuckTheTories #Disabled Currently too ill for Twitter (PARODY ACCOUNT).
Beef_squatchie @owl_in_a_towel_
1K Followers 3K Following I am not like other girls. Because I am an isopod. It be like that sometimes.
Aly @Alysonaly65
286 Followers 3K Following Respect,Morals and empathy are the things I love about People.😘
🦄~ 𝓙𝓸𝓼�.. @thatswatyathink
432 Followers 308 Following
a fucking fuckface @ARandomdummy
3K Followers 3K Following I try to act nonchalant, but underneath, I’m chalant as fuck.
Liz Lowry (Lizzy Bord.. @lizcullen13
285 Followers 465 Following Food, sarcasm, joy, and motorcycles... no particular order.
Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee
24K Followers 24K Following All answers questioned here. I’m definitely not a doctor. Partial facts and stuff. I read a book about it.. once.
HardCore-y @burrowed_deep
7K Followers 3K Following my first time here was practice. keeping this account small with my bad tweets. . https://t.co/hxqeLjvhLG
william @yoyowilliam001
209 Followers 3K Following Social ,location ,mobile Inbound Marketing Expert ,specialized in in traditional and digital marketing
League of Gentlemen A.. @leagueogents
5K Followers 718 Following Hokey-Cokey, Pig in a Pokey! Welcome to this local fanpage for local fans. Remember, we didn’t burn him but know that I’ve got this gun, Alles Klar?
AttractivePileOfNoodl.. @sexypastanoodle
2K Followers 3K Following Co-host of Did I Say Something Wrong Podcast. @DISSWCast Also Im a attractive pile of noodles.
Lady Glitter Biscuits @KimberLost
4K Followers 2K Following If it pops in my brain, it flies out my mouth....Noooooo filter
KM Heldovich Esq. @HeldKerry
976 Followers 2K Following carbon-based life form; Elvis is still the king. Pug wrassler. Rockin’ in the Free World. Dig Neil Young. Not a liberal
Babu Vridhachalam @lawpal
134 Followers 2K Following I used to be a lawyer ; now I’m a reformed man. I’m an unique unknown, not a common celebrity. Lie-ability is my asset. Thank God, I’m an Atheist !
Onebeer @LuvPlayingCards
2K Followers 4K Following
approximately 11 ninj.. @VanschoiackLevi
1K Followers 1K Following author of the rising titan series, married AF, gamer,award winning artist, history podcast host, DV, jedi https://t.co/adRxRW2USh
Travis Grossi @travisgrossi
8K Followers 6K Following
Jackson, Tim nmi. @NmiTim
66 Followers 220 Following Biggest fears 1. Aneurysms 2.Snakes and/or progressive liberals in positions of authority or influence
༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 �.. @herprettybones
118K Followers 15K Following A little funny. A little feisty. Always chaos. Tall AF. #BillsMafia #billsbyabillion
Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren
108K Followers 5K Following Southern girl with eyes on the stars in the southern sky.
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
Cheeky P @0000seapea808
17K Followers 3K Following Still in denial of object permanence & time https://t.co/L7UF4qBZsn
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure
59K Followers 1K Following Everything I say is a joke except the stuff I mean. Is this where I say I love coffee and I’m sassy?
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Nathalie with an h @nnnatchos
6K Followers 4K Following Your path may be yours but watch for others along on the trail.
@[email protected].. @JonBaker
14K Followers 11K Following Gamer, geek, Mensan, and lover of all things comedy. Creator of the webcomic Alarmingly Bad (@AlarminglyBad)
Kung Fu Kanga @_little_old_me
23K Followers 3K Following Kangaroo attack survivor. Light up sneaker enthusiast.
Rachelle @rasm69
32K Followers 7K Following random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse, Canamerican https://t.co/2I7cp8Bscj
karanbir singh 🫶 @karanbirtinna
29K Followers 4K Following The next person to make a stereotype Indian joke is getting beaten to death by my snake charming flute!
AvGeek Jamie @AvgeekJamie
43 Followers 243 Following 🌍 UK #AirTrafficController #Pilot and #avGeek 🛩 Documenting my adventures 🛩 All views are my own 🛩
william @yoyowilliam001
209 Followers 3K Following Social ,location ,mobile Inbound Marketing Expert ,specialized in in traditional and digital marketing
Merlot Harlot 🌷☕.. @merlot_harlot
9K Followers 3K Following Mother of greyhounds. Maker of gin. Mastodon: https://t.co/5u0VXBVUQa W⚓️
William on the Level @William230616
8K Followers 8K Following Yorkshireman. Love British history & culture. Sensible environmentalist. There is no climate emergency. End mass immigration. Retweets aren't endorsements.
Emma Hughes @Tewy7
299 Followers 426 Following
Debolii @Deb_for_short
3K Followers 2K Following It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it got worsterer and worstererer
Lady Glitter Biscuits @KimberLost
4K Followers 2K Following If it pops in my brain, it flies out my mouth....Noooooo filter
AttractivePileOfNoodl.. @sexypastanoodle
2K Followers 3K Following Co-host of Did I Say Something Wrong Podcast. @DISSWCast Also Im a attractive pile of noodles.
Liz Lowry (Lizzy Bord.. @lizcullen13
285 Followers 465 Following Food, sarcasm, joy, and motorcycles... no particular order.
3DMintLab @3DMintLab
9K Followers 424 Following Artist, Publisher and Blockchain Developer #CNFT #Cardano $ADA $BTC $ETH #Faha100
Tripe Marketing Board @TripeUK
22K Followers 22K Following Temporarily promoting It Started With a Quiche, Bill Cawley's fascinating and witty account of his year as the Mayor of Leek. Let's talk quiche!
Λirmanship @ArtAirmanship
5K Followers 558 Following Dave English, Airbus and glider pilot, posting on my perpetual pursuit of piloting perfection. Researching how good pilots become great. Writer @planeandpilot
Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas
1.2M Followers 13K Following This account is run by Matt's team and contains info about upcoming projects. DMs NOT MONITORED. https://t.co/2mskD30l8A
GOAT Lookalikes @GOAT_Lookalikes
11K Followers 6 Following Lookalikes/comedy comparisons🌟DM open send us pics🌟content 95% original 0% factually correct🌟 Please don’t ask for credit as refusal often offends🌟
a fucking fuckface @ARandomdummy
3K Followers 3K Following I try to act nonchalant, but underneath, I’m chalant as fuck.
HardCore-y @burrowed_deep
7K Followers 3K Following my first time here was practice. keeping this account small with my bad tweets. . https://t.co/hxqeLjvhLG
Facts About Elephants @elephants_facts
1K Followers 166 Following
League of Gentlemen A.. @leagueogents
5K Followers 718 Following Hokey-Cokey, Pig in a Pokey! Welcome to this local fanpage for local fans. Remember, we didn’t burn him but know that I’ve got this gun, Alles Klar?
Razz Prince @Razz_Prince_
603 Followers 1K Following Gentlemens - Welcome! Area manager fo' Phoneshop group London. Sayonara!
The League Of Gentlem.. @LeagueOfGentlem
16K Followers 2K Following First and original The League of Gentlemen twitter fan page. Tweet and be re-tweeted. Now go out would you...
Dan Tetsell @tetsell
18K Followers 747 Following Stabbed in Hollyoaks, shot in Utopia, evaporated in Red Dwarf, cancelled in Mongrels.
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 3K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
dugglebutt @dugglebutt
8K Followers 1K Following
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
89K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Writer, Founder of Persona Essential Social Media Management, writer of @GrimAndGraham
approximately 11 ninj.. @VanschoiackLevi
1K Followers 1K Following author of the rising titan series, married AF, gamer,award winning artist, history podcast host, DV, jedi https://t.co/adRxRW2USh
The Pluto Diaries @Plutoliveshere
4K Followers 244 Following Full-time Planet. Author. Screenwriter. Buy my space books for kids: https://t.co/x5NqcNo6lr. Ask me about my animated feature screenplay about Pluto.
Travis Grossi @travisgrossi
8K Followers 6K Following
Jackson, Tim nmi. @NmiTim
66 Followers 220 Following Biggest fears 1. Aneurysms 2.Snakes and/or progressive liberals in positions of authority or influence
TuSoon Shakur @TuSoonShakur
13K Followers 2K Following
Ty @tyflyguy15
2K Followers 2K Following @IN_COM_PLETE_2 w/ @ilovetalib | @FKTCpod w/@rainbasin & @JordanTLopez | #BroncosCountry| #FlyTogether| #RingTheBell| #Road2Gold|#MentalHealthMatters
Coeur de L'univers @coeur_universe
5K Followers 5K Following #JonesforPresident2024 🚫No Dm's(I don't check them) $Oohlala100
Grian Egan @GrianEgan
28K Followers 5K Following 🍃I have my madness, I live in another dimension and I do not have time for things that have no soul. 🍃 ~Bukowski
Jessa Lynn @BnB_SPJessa
4K Followers 2K Following AU girl, pitbull mom, music, fishing, tattoos, guns, football, cars, hunting turkeys, Southern Princess, Ringmaster of the Shit Show that is @MudCreekNation
Antonella212 (Instagr.. @NYorNothing
76K Followers 3K Following Cashapp/Venmo: NYorNothing • Money only impresses lazy girls so here’s my parents wishlist:
Labyrinth 🦋 @labyrinthpretty
2K Followers 921 Following I’m a pretty, little fairy. I like to keep it real. https://t.co/ypryL2gwpn
Sam As Herself @oddpoette
1K Followers 2K Following Don’t mind me, I’m just here to tweet jokes to myself. Artist, wife, father of your children.
@DavidW63 @afneil THE SNP Taking Scotland back to the Dark Ages! #ShonaRobison
@DavidW63 @Pr0jectZeus @Mairi_Nic @afneil Our services are failing because we have an incompetent government that hoses money away without a fucking clue what they are doing.
@AgentP22 @Scot_Infidel Threatening people to remain silent must be criminal. Legal silence must cost money. Put both together and add that it’s politically motivated and the media public interest must be protected. These people expect votes. Add lockdown offences. This shambles must be exposed.
@AgentP22 Hancock was rightly lambasted for the same thing yet here we have a legal block backed up by denial. I’m not a Westminster happy clapper but the recent events from the SNP show that they can take no moral high ground…..plus my taxes are higher for the privilege!!!
@mffbattersby @AgentP22 100% - handcock and Ferrier were sacked over the same infringement of rules during lockdown. Of the former , the snp actively called for his resignation in WM (rightly so) but is the Scottish government claiming “nothing happened here”??
@Kerrian36483855 @andie1105 Lol, that will work!
Just popped into Boots to pick up a prescription for my son. The person behind the counter casually drops in: Are you over 40? Me: Yes Them: Are you taking blood pressure tablets? Me: No Them: Would you like us to check your blood pressure? It's just that the NHS are very…
@carolvorders Yet somehow he’s just a 1/2 as bad as Rishi. A labour government isn’t what people think it will be with him
@carolvorders He's not gonna shag you, Carol. Starmer probably tucks his shirt into his underpants
@carolvorders Vorders has no idea who/what the Trilateral Commission is... Suggest you check up on glorious leader Keith's membership (and other allegiances, like to Herr Klaus and his WEF mob)
@melindiscott @MaggieChapman Go on explain what she said that was antisemitic cause all I see are hard facts
Crisps vs chips, May presiding: They cannot be ‘chips’ as the potato is not ‘chipped’. Otherwise you’d have a chip of bread or roast turkey. They are potatoes thinly sliced and cooked until crisp, or simply ‘crisps’. QED
This series of photos is what I now know is a “pyro-cumulus” from the Kelowna fire: we couldn’t understand why it wasn’t showing on the weather radar. There was no SIGMET either. Once we were downwind of it we could see the smoke below but it was very difficult to interpret
I leave for a few days and you guys turned Twitter into X. Is it because I'm brown??
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