GrumpyGrivet 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🧟♂️ @GrumpyGrivet
i can unhinge my jaw and fit an entire basketball in my mouth. Joined November 2020-
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GrumpyGrivet 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🧟♂️ retweeted
Honestly, whenever I say “the other day” it could be anytime between two days ago and sometime in 1996
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Any time you pick up a toad you have to worry about remembering exactly where he was and what direction he was facing so you don't disturb his journey too much
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Haven’t seen spurs this bad since a few weeks ago
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This is lovely ❤️ Dan Burn aims a BSL celebration towards the deaf fans wearing special sensory shirts for today's game! 🙌
remember back in the days when not all people were awful? i think it was just before i was born.
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Sorry, was I screaming internally out loud again?
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Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to sleep.
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The world would be a better place if there were more people like Daniel Radcliffe #TransRightsAreHumanRights
i’ve not posted on ‘x formerly twitter’ for a while, but i thought it was quite important for me to say ‘fuck rishi’.
would @NickFletcherMP rather kids learned about LGBTQ+ issues in school, or would he rather kids grew up to be ignorant, intolerant bigots?
apple news know what they’re doing 👌
imagine winning your first ever grand prix, and then your trophy’s awarded by nadine fucking dorries. great race though. #BritishGP
“fuck this shit. fuck this shit. fuck this shit. fuck this shit. fuck this shit. fuck this shit. fu….” ~ my brain on downtime
“to reset your password, please enter the 2nd, 43rd and 158th letters of your best friend’s memorable bible passage, followed by the 67th digit of pi. …i’m sorry - for security reasons we’ve shut down your account and taken your sister hostage. please hang up”
yeah, instagram should have been called ‘instagraph’. very few telegrams posted on there. i think they missed out. anyway, carry on.
jesus christ, calm down, you fucking freak. i wanted to follow you, not interact.
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art surrounds us
GrumpyGrivet 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🧟♂️ retweeted
my life really started to turn around once i had a microwave installed in the bathroom
much love to jake daniels ❤️ 🏳️🌈. i read his twitter feed today, expecting and hoping for a huge outpouring of love and support for him. i was disappointed. and quite shocked (even though this is twitter) the main reason for negativity and abuse? fucking religion.
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