Mangy Carl @MrButterChicken
I kind of look like the old Hathaway shirt model, but with patches over both eyes. It's actually fairly difficult for me to even type this. The Hammock District Joined November 2007-
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this is on the watch of a democratic mayor, governor, and president. And they expect to convince voters that we need to reelect them in order to stave off authoritarianism? ...How?
this is on the watch of a democratic mayor, governor, and president. And they expect to convince voters that we need to reelect them in order to stave off authoritarianism? ...How?
My god, Edwards is awful.
Genuinely funny.
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
always relevant
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They have closed entire New York roads to traffic so that no one can come in to stop the world's largest police force from beating college kids up for protesting a genocide.
You get to #6 and think "how can there be 5 better?" then lo and behold...
You get to #6 and think "how can there be 5 better?" then lo and behold...
Doing an instagram recipe video where I tear apart some freshly cooked chicken and giving myself second degree burns.
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud
14K Followers 976 Following I'd be the Ken Jennings of Wheel of Fortune if they'd just cut me loose.
Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood
55K Followers 458 Following leaving it all out on the field for Season 14 of Clue Heywood, just in case it's not renewed. [email protected]
Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur
152K Followers 3K Following Toronto Star columnist, father of four. We can be good, and we’re gonna make it. DMs open, or [email protected]. Born at 330 ppm. He/him.
actioncookbook @actioncookbook
22K Followers 891 Following Clevelander, Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel. BlueSky: https://t.co/sMmb9aisbL // Instagram: @actioncookbook)
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette
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Zubes @theZubes
7K Followers 976 Following if it's not about sports, i find it very hard to concentrate | 🎙 @lessthanjays @wrestling_brain | he/him
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57K Followers 886 Following Blue Jays & Raptors analyst @Sportsnet. Host of Jays Talk Plus. I’m just a constant headache.
Justin Bourne @jtbourne
56K Followers 2K Following NHL analyst for SN, cohost of Real Kyper & Bourne, former AHL/NCAA player & coach. Author of "Down and Back." Partner w/ @Betano_Canada. Feed the good wolf 👍
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(((Eric Koreen))) @ekoreen
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Your idiocy helped create this world , don’t you dare give people sententious little lectures. You’re lucky you’re not in prison
If you don't want to be Weimar, you unapologetically enforce public order against both the Reds and the Browns.
You quite famously relied on sources to push for the invasion of Iraq that refused to identify themselves publicly. You went to jail for it.
Hey Columbia protesters! If you’re so proud of what you’re doing, why are you covering your faces?
@MrButterChicken I look forward to these every playoff season.
Why can’t you play hard all the time you stupid fucks. You life-ruining sons of bitches.
So Pierre yells "wacko" in QP and a few minutes later social media is flooded with graphics of "Trudeau is a wacko" by the CPC. 100% theatre.
@gladstoned420 @MrButterChicken my god this is tragic and INFURIATING
@Leafer1984 I think the performance of the powerplay would put that notion to bed. I also bet Pelley has already started making a list of candidates and will try and steer clear of the current regime as much as he can
@MrButterChicken I'm sure the SIU will do a thorough job of holding everyone accountable, just like they did after cops killed that infant last year.
If you’re in a foreign country and simply say you’re from the United States, people will invariably respond with “yeah we obviously already knew that, what part”
My parents once told me that, on a holiday in Europe, the tour guide asked the group where they were from. The non-Americans mentioned their country. The people from the USA mentioned their state, taking the USA as a given. I've never forgotten that.
frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
@MrButterChicken @Banx_Leaf He will be a good 3C at 4-5m for the next few years, so yeah not a problem.
When your take is so bad you get owned by Michael Tracey
My basic model of student protests is that in general students don't know shit about what they're protesting against, they do it because it's cool, makes them feel like they're part of something important and they want to be with their friends. In the vast majority of cases,…
@MrButterChicken it really was. only 40 more years or so and then you'll get the reward
@MetroManTO The fact that no one questioned making an intersection that doesn't allow a fucking straight is deeply concerning.
@MrButterChicken It's just nice to see everyone mad at one of the right people for once, y'know?
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