LochNessa @NessaAndMalcolm
Hey, I’m Nessa! Commit to change 🤘🏻 Cancer survivor 🥷 I 💜 art, nunchaku, rollerskating, hiking, and making new friends. I stream games now too 👾 twitch.tv/doodlesnderby Joined December 2021-
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Star howled at the tv this morning, so I turned it on for her. Now, she’s having fun watching tv 😆 She loves it
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hop in, daddy-o, we're going to the malt shoppe
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May divorce be with you
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This show was so far ahead of its time, it’s almost scary. The other big Spielberg-produced ‘90s cartoons have gotten solid revivals, and Freakazoid! is beyond overdue for one.
This show was so far ahead of its time, it’s almost scary. The other big Spielberg-produced ‘90s cartoons have gotten solid revivals, and Freakazoid! is beyond overdue for one.
Idc what you say. I’m convinced one of the best inventions ever is shorts with built in underwear.
Make it make sense 😆 Something weird I keep having happen… I have an unusual name and decided it’s best to shorten it instead of repeat or have to spell out my entire name…, Since doing this (ppl that never knew my name)… they somehow call me by my actual name … what 😂
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I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs…
Constant repetition is pretty much the bane of my existence
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🤎 GIVEAWAY 🖤 Horror Community, I'm giving away a Scooby-Doo bundle! A throw blanket/pillow, 3 plushies and 3 Scooby DVD movies (Zombie Island, Witch's Ghost, Alien Invaders)! 🎞 How to enter: Follow me, Like, Repost! 🍿 Ends: May 31st, 11:59pm EST 🕛 ⬇️ Important Details ⬇️…
Little printed photos I just did :3 I’ve got to print some of Malcolm off now too
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Fighting evil by moonlight AND winning love by daylight? In THIS economy?!
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The nicest thing I do for people is evade the question when asked how I’m doing.
Best mismatched roomies sitcom of the 1990s.
‘they not like us’ is a certified laundromat banger
Not to sound over dramatic but this may or may not be my last tweet… we’ll see how it goes. If it is… it’s been fun “mostly”. Take care. ✌️
What’s the d d d dillio, dillio? What’s the d d d deal, deal?
For the people in the back… Cinco De Mayo isn’t a thing in Mexico
Turns out I'm actually good in bed after all 😏
Oh lord I didn’t buy it but does anyone remember this one? 😂 🦖
There's a reason nobody started beef with Weird Al I don't know what it is bc that would be the funniest shit
may the fifth be with you
@NessaAndMalcolm Haha he's a good boy and he really missed me. I missed him too and with nothing to do but heal, the cuddles are very welcome.
@NessaAndMalcolm Well, I know what I thought it was, until you ordered a book from me, so I know what it actually is, and yeah, it's not typical, but it's not exactly difficult, like some of the things people name their kids these days. Shit, people can't get my last name right...it's 4 letters!!
Help! I need a funny movie (new or old) I can watch with my 14 year old son. He’s seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Tommy Boy, Big Daddy, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Step Brothers & Uncle Buck and loved them all. Argh. I need suggestions please!!
I'll be doing a giveaway on my comic page for a deluxe edition hardcover of Batman: The Killing Joke when I hit 1k over there, so be on the lookout! 🦇 🃏
Picked up the hardcover deluxe edition of Batman: The Killing Joke and Invincible volume #1 today! I'll be doing giveaway for both of these when I start hitting some milestones on here! 📚
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