My name is hey @TheCannaMemoirs
Humor is life. love dogs. gamer. beer, canna💚, and food enthusiast. here for friends. live how you want, love who you want. safe space. change your perspective twitter.com/search?q=from%… Phoenix, AZ Joined March 2009-
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Sexually I identify as Little Ceasars pizza, my pronouns are (Hot/Ready)
Smelling like weed>> reeking of alcohol
If you get more conservative as you age it means your spirit is broken.
Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)
surrendering but safely
You know it’s curious to me that woman can’t even say they are sick without some bro telling us they have something to ram down our throats. How about I ram my fucking fist down your throat first, bruh.
If I ever turn up missing, I want a team of unemployed, socially-awkward, internet sleuths living in their parents’ basements to find my lifeless body.
I’m a real life Gen X but I’m a twitter boomer walking around muttering to myself “back in my day this place was fun”
unless you can be more satisfying than this Costco hotdog I just ate I don’t want it
we feeding each other donut holes this morning or not?
i stay away from the ones treating this app like a high school
Imagine a milf. Now imagine she loves you and wishes you an enjoyable little day.
Wanting candid unfiltered pics is far more intimate than sending nudes
Maintaining inner peace by remembering other people’s opinions of me are none of my business.
Listen up, motherfucker….I am sweet on you
two songs in two days because I can
I’m sick of the govt putting lead and fluoride in the water… gimme drugs!
I hate when I eat the last m&m in the bag without realising. Like, I needed to mentally prepare myself for that moment
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881 Followers 513 Following Meme collector. Iced coffee in the middle of winter drinker. Hand me a knife and I'll find a gun fight to take it to. Alt for @duchess_bananaSexually I identify as Little Ceasars pizza, my pronouns are (Hot/Ready)
Someone come gnaw on my back like a horse. Weirdos only, please
Idk if all costcos are like the ones in Colorado but I fucking HATE the people that shop at Costco here. H A T E.
My hot take is that America has too many storage facilities. We just need to have less stuff
Should I have bought these? No. Do I care? Also, no.
I'm only on Snap for the dick pics
This was a total joke btw please stop sending me pics of your dicks
Smelling like weed>> reeking of alcohol
Maybe I’ve watched this 134 times 💀
Best Game 5 moment hands down! #MapleLeafs #Bruins ##SquishTheRat
My 17yr son came home from school yesterday and took one look at my getup (hot pink floral spaghetti strap sundress over an orange cropped hoodie) and said 'you really are just an affront to the male gaze now, huh' 😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️
If you get more conservative as you age it means your spirit is broken.
I was in my doctor’s office checking out and my lush went off in my bag randomly so that was fun
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Sending out invites for my funeral saying “I think you should grieve” There will be sloppy steaks at the wake and I will flop out of my coffin. Thank you. (Please exit thru the push door.)