neighborhooddad @_MortySeinfeld
Thoughts on life since becoming a dad. Girl dad Michigan, USA Joined March 2023-
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Big shake up coming soon. It's gonna be an interesting summer
Starting potty training. I think my alcohol collection might get a work out
Feel like we're at the point where I need to quit my job just to focus on laundry and putting everything away
Red alert. My kid slept through the night. Something's up
Introducing the kid to Toy Story tonight. 3 min in and she's already laughing
In the stage of kid gets sick then passes it around
Tell me how yet again we are up to four different strollers but have a singular child
As the dad and husband you most definitely have to write down everytime you ask certain questions because if not it's you never asked that
Convinced that parents just love to say we haven't seen you in forever or we should get the kids together just to say it. Everytime I try to plan something around their schedule they can't make it
There is definitely a correlation between me losing weight and the wife experimenting in the kitchen recently
I seriously can't be the only one who hates doing bed time?
The one thing no one ever warns you about with having kids - dealing with vomit and being sick
It's crazy what a full night sleep can do you for 🤣🙃
Day 1 of getting new tile on the bathroom floor. We ordered the tile 2 years ago and are about 8 tiles short. Tile is discontinued 🙃.
Getting home after working 13hrs and hearing your kid still awake screaming. Ugh. Just wanted to relax and sleep
Trying to drag a 1.5yo out of the house on a snow day for an 8:15 checkup appointment should be an Olympic sport
One of the biggest dad flexs in life is a successful car seat to bed transfer
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