Turd Ferguson @jthecoolcat
“I am unhinged, unworthy, and distasteful to mostly everyone I meet, however I am loyal to a fault to anyone I find kindness in” Oh thats a secret Joined November 2012-
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this scene moved me to tears in theaters
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james gunn cooked with this script
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Ah shit im fucked
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The media's treatment of Mookie Betts compared to Jose Altuve is one of the greatest crimes against humanity.
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You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
But these same people will tell you January 6th was an insurrection and “the worst event since Pearl Harbor/the civil war etc etc .” FUCK YOU if you believe that.
But these same people will tell you January 6th was an insurrection and “the worst event since Pearl Harbor/the civil war etc etc .” FUCK YOU if you believe that.
When you get done with round 4 and she wants to go again.
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@DiscussingFilm You either die the People’s Champ or live long enough to pee into water bottles to save time.
The Astros continuing to trot out both Hunter Brown and Jose Abreu shows how unserious they are about winning
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Also it doesn’t make me sympathize with them because they made millions of dollars and absolutely fucking wasted it all. I do not have one ounce of sympathy if you lose your millions in a scandal/divorce/lawsuit/stupidity.
Also it doesn’t make me sympathize with them because they made millions of dollars and absolutely fucking wasted it all. I do not have one ounce of sympathy if you lose your millions in a scandal/divorce/lawsuit/stupidity.
Every single time any celebrity says they’re poor or a report comes out about how they “needed money,” i just go, “fucking how.” When i see the work they’ve done it just doesn’t work in my brain how they wasted the profits from that project.
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You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
@jthecoolcat @CraigWLand @quallsastros The frustrating thing with brown is his stuff is a whole lot better than frances but cant harness it both arent starters at this point
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