Mommy Day Drinks @mommydaydrinks
✨𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 “𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥” ✨ I don’t need help, I need🍷💨 #MommyDayDrinks linktr.ee/mommydaydrinks Joined December 2020-
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Sometime you just gotta say what needs to be said and be done with it.
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I am only here because my sister made me @AlmostChana
Before you decide to come at me with your bull$hit, please hand me a beer & a “J”so I can tune you tf out without having to knock you tf out.🍻 😮💨
I’ll order food delivery at 3:34 am if I damn well please. 💅🏻😆
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Calling ALL mothers!! Check out my 1st blog post now on my website channelingchana.com
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My wife’s love language is cheese and crackers and personal space.
“Mom, why do you always stay up so late?” Umm who do you think triple checks that all the doors are locked? Ensures the garage is closed? Quadruple checks the gas wasn’t accidentally left on? Makes sure no bill cut-offs were missed that day? #momlife
Has your own shadow ever scared TF out of you?! Like heart attack scared?! 😱😨😬😳
High thoughts are the most woke thoughts. #facts
It always starts with mimosas 🥂 on Sundays, then ends with 4 beer store runs & shots. 🥴
Some days I just wanna slap the $hit out of everyone I see that day. Then some days I just wanna hug the h3ll out of everyone I see that day. Balance.
Today is definitely a great day to make horrible poor life choices. #YOLO
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I shouldn’t even call him my brother after all the shit he’s pulled on me
My brother can’t spell my daughters name and expects to be in her life 😂
Monday begins with the Moon entering Taurus, the sign of her exaltation. While normally this might be a cause for rest, connection and indulgence, this Taurus moon brings another eclipse with it.
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Ren has been holding her own bottle like the little independent woman she is
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My husband, the world’s most notorious non- morning person, set an alarm for 4am today. Early workout? No. Big day at the office? No. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s golf. Not to PLAY golf, mind you, he set an alarm for 4am to WATCH GOLF.
Asked my friend to come over for dinner and she already had plans, and that’s ok, but I haven’t seen another adult since June 30th and now I’m crying and it’s dumb
Fear factor but it’s just me drinking out of my toddlers cup during meal time.
One day you’re a boss bitch and the next you’re asking your toddler if it’s okay that you sing in the car.
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