ozzie @ozzie62367
Like a good joke and some sarcasm. Not a sender of dicks... Don’t be a dick. I may, or may not pee in pools and or hot tubs. Minnesota, USA Joined October 2012-
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Why does everything that happens in this world become a conspiracy theory? You do know shit hit just happens.
Whoever’s child messed with the thermostat, please turn it down to less than hell on earth.
I’m in Minnesota and it’s so hot, the dew point is like it would be in a rain forest.
Fast car by Luke Combs might be better than the original.
I can’t remember what I’m supposed to boycott, or what I’m supposed to be offended by. So I’ll just live my life and not worry about it.
If people watched their own bobber and not others, this would be a better world. I’d like to know where people get all this time, to be offended by everything. I would fish more🤷♂️
They had a Molly Hatchet reference on the overhead traffic board yesterday. I’m sure only the older generations got it. I was singing- Flirtin’ With Disaster all day yesterday. 😊
Happy Valentines Day to all the people spending it alone, like I will be. ❤️
So all I’ve been seeing is milfs and right wing posts. I didn’t realize I was on the FYP tab not the friends tab. When did those tabs get there? 😂 I’m so dumb…
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Been awhile I guess.
I’m a free agent boyfriend, if you’re looking to get one before the end of national boyfriend day.
It costs $0.00 to pay someone an unprompted compliment.
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I mind my own business. I stay in my lane. I don’t bother anyone. Apparently, people hate that. 🤷♀️
Thank you, everyone!!
It sucks not having a true friend on here. I miss it.. Later. ✌🏽
If you see this, post a blonde.💛
maybe i’ll choose one of you to dm my titty tuesday pic to
The best diet is being a Knicks fan during playoffs. Too stressed to eat.
Peek not peak. I did this in a rush & I hate typos
My boobs have not been touched by anyone except me today. This is a tragic Tuesday.
once i find my car chapstick, my purse chapstick, my nightstand chapstick, my bathroom chapstick, my upstairs chapstick, my downstairs chapstick, my dress with pockets chapstick, my bra chapstick, my just in case i lose my chapstick chapstick it’s so over for you bitches.
Men , do you think women want to talk dirty everyday?
If he doesn’t offer you his login details, he’s not the one hun. 😂