soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

Mom of 2. Listener of metalcore & nu metal when I get the time. Also a clinical psychologist. Please #GetVaxxed and #GetBoosted so my babies don’t get covid. United States Joined December 2021

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Daily Quordle #29 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com Quordle came to the rescue right as wordle was starting to get a lil boring 😃

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Wordle 248 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I hope this means it’s gonna be a good day 🤞

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Daily Quordle #28 9️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Omg I start going to work half time and my daughter will be going to daycare. She has been refusing the bottle for a week now and I am freaking out man, UGHHHHH #momlife #parenting #baby

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

4 years ago

Maybe if we started calling gun deaths "extreme late-term abortions" the Republicans would finally do something.

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Wordle 242 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m not even lying! #wordle

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

No one: Me:

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Wordle 238 2/6 🟨⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

🏂 #triplegate judges taking a nap at the #Olympics2022

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Cross country skiing looks so fucking miserable, omg #Olympics2022

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Does anyone else just nope right past hurt animal posts on social media? Elk fell through icy la-NOPE! Dog with broken le-NOPE! If you nope it, it didn’t happen.

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

I feel like a huge baby, but I just want to cry! My son’s Valentine’s are shipping late and won’t arrive in time for his party, I can’t figure out how to manage my work schedule around my kids’ schedules, and it feels like there’s a million other little things like this

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Good news - the doctor found the cause of my baby’s excessive fussiness! Bad news - I have to eliminate all dairy from my diet 😩🧀🍕🍦🥛 #momlife #breastfeeding #baby

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Omg I have missed TWO meetings now due to being overwhelmed/distracted with kids! Man I feel like an idiot 😖 #Workfromhome #momlife #baby

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

The difference between you and me is, when you’re eating that stale cookie 🍪, or on this case that cream cheese frosting cupcake 🧁 that shouldn’tve been left out over night, and you realize it doesn’t taste good, you stop eating it

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Yes! 😂

milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink

4 years ago

Yes! 😂

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

The only thing worse than unsolicited feedback about your child’s development is unsolicited feedback about your child’s development from your mother in law 👎👎 #momlife #parenting #baby

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Yep, cold and black like my soul

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

Not to brag, but my feet are scalier than any reptile I’ve seen 🦶👀

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soaked in milk 🍼 @restingflatface

4 years ago

I put enough negativity on here that I gotta call out the positive where I can - 3yo got to play in the snow with the neighbor boy today while 7wk old slept AND I drank a beer! All at the same time! Wow! 😌 #FridayFeeling #momlife