mama trac @tracisumm

Joined December 2011

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151
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893

Just Bill @WilliamAder

a year ago

Called in, "Between Wordle, Connections, and Spelling Bee, I don't see how I can possibly make it in today."

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Kait ♡ @Kait_osborne12

5 years ago

OKAY TWITTER. PLEASE DO YOUR THING! SO @kanebrown JUST TOLD ME OVER HIS LIVE TWITCH STREAM IF THIS TWEET GETS 25,000 RETWEETS HE WILL PERFORM AT MY WEDDING NEXT YEAR!!!! HELP A GIRL OUT!!

Sheri Lynch @sherilynch

8 years ago

ok you guys let’s show these kids how it’s done

SGT. Kelly Griffeth @DeputyGriff_SRO

8 years ago

ok you guys let’s show these kids how it’s done

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🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee

8 years ago

I asked my dog what it would take for him to stop drinking hard liquor: he told me 10k retweets because I could never get that. Please help.. I'd like for him to keep chasing pigeons at the park.

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mama trac @tracisumm

8 years ago

mama trac @tracisumm

8 years ago

Campaign to Ban Trophy Hunting @CBTHunting

9 years ago

What senseless waste. Why kill such a gentle creature? For 'sport'?!? RT if u want global ban on all trophy hunting

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mama trac @tracisumm

9 years ago

mama trac @tracisumm

9 years ago

Marly @VerbsRProudest

12 years ago

Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again.

Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky

10 years ago

Kentucky Sports Radio-Go ahead Caller Caller-Yeah,So..I'm thinking this will be UK's year in football. KSR-Did you mispronounce basketball?

Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen

10 years ago

The best part of being single and alone is the collection of McDonald's receipts in the passenger seat of my car.

Tony 🐜🍯 @tsm560

11 years ago

I want to push all your buttons. Starting with mute.

WKYT @WKYT

10 years ago

Bill in memory of killed cyclist would toughen law on repeat DUI offenders ow.ly/2ZQpbY

mama trac @tracisumm

11 years ago

I just solved pack Shark in WordBrain - as number 1483 ever! #wordbrain #genius #words bit.ly/wordbrn

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mama trac @tracisumm

11 years ago

I just solved pack Sheep in WordBrain - as number 1674 ever! #wordbrain #genius #words bit.ly/wordbrn

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Part time Divorce and Criminal law attorney full time husband of @parkerlawyer

fundy @funderlaw

5K Followers 4K Following Part time Divorce and Criminal law attorney full time husband of @parkerlawyer

Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.

Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1

35K Followers 26K Following Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.

Honest and real product reviews, parenting tips and money saving ideas to help you along the way. First time mum to Harry Dean Putman. PR and collab friendly.

Word Of Mum @WordOfMum1

295 Followers 258 Following Honest and real product reviews, parenting tips and money saving ideas to help you along the way. First time mum to Harry Dean Putman. PR and collab friendly.

Slytherin, True Crime, League of Gentlemen, Books.

A bit of feminism never hurt anyone (who didn't deserve it).

Patricia Mulligan @Mullypat

448 Followers 2K Following Slytherin, True Crime, League of Gentlemen, Books. A bit of feminism never hurt anyone (who didn't deserve it).

Mama of 3 kids who poop, prolifically and creatively. Wife of Superman. Child of God. Writer of funny things, mostly so as not to cry about them. Like poop.

LittleMama @IfYourKidsPoop

205 Followers 140 Following Mama of 3 kids who poop, prolifically and creatively. Wife of Superman. Child of God. Writer of funny things, mostly so as not to cry about them. Like poop.

Courtney Lark @CourtneyLark

341 Followers 194 Following

Lex, Ky 💙 • Teacher 🍎

Haley Summers @haysummers

508 Followers 284 Following Lex, Ky 💙 • Teacher 🍎

Hustler never evy another man soul

Godwin Vibration @Godwin_xenodzi

13 Followers 153 Following Hustler never evy another man soul

a young philanthropist and founder and CEO of justworld foundation.

PASTOR JUSTICE @f22ac534dc33442

129 Followers 765 Following a young philanthropist and founder and CEO of justworld foundation.

Kinsey Lesak Bolton @kinsbrooke7

1K Followers 648 Following

FUCK FUCK BOI BOBBY

Fuckboi @fuckbobbypage

3 Followers 35 Following FUCK FUCK BOI BOBBY

Kentucky gal- I’m good people ❤️my kids https://t.co/7tbDAsDXLv https://t.co/oZ1Jp7Pzwu

Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky

56K Followers 6K Following Kentucky gal- I’m good people ❤️my kids https://t.co/7tbDAsDXLv https://t.co/oZ1Jp7Pzwu

No offense to the remorseful community.

Bob's Apologies @BobsApologies

149 Followers 75 Following No offense to the remorseful community.

I have for you now...

Bob's Lists @BobsLists

253 Followers 42 Following I have for you now...

4 beautiful kids and 7 beautiful Grands!!!

Teresa Hyatt Gott @MommaGott

703 Followers 689 Following 4 beautiful kids and 7 beautiful Grands!!!

Batshit mother of three crotchfruits that has decided if Life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic. I 💜 Veterinary Medicine. Because humans are gross.

JoJo @crotchfruits

605 Followers 950 Following Batshit mother of three crotchfruits that has decided if Life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic. I 💜 Veterinary Medicine. Because humans are gross.

Spuratic, chaotic, and slightly neurotic.

Not your dream girl @nettie0918

18K Followers 14K Following Spuratic, chaotic, and slightly neurotic.

sweet tea sippin, sassy but classy Southern Belle

Southern Belle @Thatdixiebelle

528 Followers 1K Following sweet tea sippin, sassy but classy Southern Belle

Been called crazy bitch a time or two.
@cjmills0319 keeps my bail money in her cookie jar, just in case.
Heart of Dixie

they call me Shawty @TraceyLeigh74

625 Followers 1K Following Been called crazy bitch a time or two. @cjmills0319 keeps my bail money in her cookie jar, just in case. Heart of Dixie

Farm girl with a little book learnin'. Wife, mom, sarcastic bitch. Love me or hate me, I'm never boring.

Seriously? @Williamstown34

17 Followers 394 Following Farm girl with a little book learnin'. Wife, mom, sarcastic bitch. Love me or hate me, I'm never boring.

Just like 90's TV, I'm back.

AnastasiaBeavrhausen @sarita7108

2K Followers 3K Following Just like 90's TV, I'm back.

Warning: adult(ish) juvenile content. Cynical optimist, writer, dreamer, public speaker, sarcastic, widowed (to a TBI), hot, witty chick.

Leora Richards @becauseIamfunny

110 Followers 426 Following Warning: adult(ish) juvenile content. Cynical optimist, writer, dreamer, public speaker, sarcastic, widowed (to a TBI), hot, witty chick.

Part time Divorce and Criminal law attorney full time husband of @parkerlawyer

fundy @funderlaw

5K Followers 4K Following Part time Divorce and Criminal law attorney full time husband of @parkerlawyer

University of Kentucky Volleyball Alum |Proverbs 31:25 | Pro Volleyball Player:🇵🇷 @auprosports @AtlantaVibeVB

Leah Edmond @leahedmond13

5K Followers 526 Following University of Kentucky Volleyball Alum |Proverbs 31:25 | Pro Volleyball Player:🇵🇷 @auprosports @AtlantaVibeVB

A wise man once said that trivago is a dream our hearts make.

Amy @AmysGotBirds

6K Followers 6K Following A wise man once said that trivago is a dream our hearts make.

Mommy Needs a Life @mommyneedsalife

108 Followers 5 Following

Unhinged tech chaos with corporate approval. Your Tech Destination, just with more fun, daily struggles, bad jokes, and zero regrets. 👉 https://t.co/5swu5i5IJG

RadioShack @RadioShackUSA

328K Followers 12K Following Unhinged tech chaos with corporate approval. Your Tech Destination, just with more fun, daily struggles, bad jokes, and zero regrets. 👉 https://t.co/5swu5i5IJG

Humor is my coping mechanism | Boymom x2 | GIFs are my love language | more on insta @fullofmomsense | 👀 @today_parents @huffpost @ohbubble @boredpanda

Bre @fullofmomsense

2K Followers 635 Following Humor is my coping mechanism | Boymom x2 | GIFs are my love language | more on insta @fullofmomsense | 👀 @today_parents @huffpost @ohbubble @boredpanda

Mother of two. Work from home mom. I dabble in writing. This parenting account is my hobby; I’m funny sometimes. #honestmothering

Cry It Out Mom @CryitoutMom

5K Followers 3K Following Mother of two. Work from home mom. I dabble in writing. This parenting account is my hobby; I’m funny sometimes. #honestmothering

I don't hate my kids, I hate parenting them! PRE-ORDER MY BOOK! https://t.co/6fqLgZx00R

Dad and Buried @DadandBuried

43K Followers 3K Following I don't hate my kids, I hate parenting them! PRE-ORDER MY BOOK! https://t.co/6fqLgZx00R

Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.

Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1

35K Followers 26K Following Mother of two, lover of fast cars, slow treadmills and underwear folded in thirds. One wholesome bitch right here.

All things Karen would disapprove of🥳 As seen on Scary Mommy & Today Parents ❤️ IG@karen.disapproves

Chelsea Kunz (Karen D... @KDisapproves

791 Followers 130 Following All things Karen would disapprove of🥳 As seen on Scary Mommy & Today Parents ❤️ [email protected]

Author, Enough About the Baby, available now! @UnionSqAndCo • Wearing mom jeans since 2016 • Writer @scarymommy @babycenter more • Eichler living •

Becky Vieira | Witty ... @wittyotter_

2K Followers 127 Following Author, Enough About the Baby, available now! @UnionSqAndCo • Wearing mom jeans since 2016 • Writer @scarymommy @babycenter more • Eichler living •

At least three of my kids are funnier than me. https://t.co/TKorTRQdMa

Mama Needs A Coke @MamaNeedsACoke

4K Followers 1K Following At least three of my kids are funnier than me. https://t.co/TKorTRQdMa

Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

32K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

My new Netflix special ‘Good Fortune’ is now streaming 🔮 Come see me perform standup live on tour!

Fortune Feimster @FortuneFeimster

215K Followers 578 Following My new Netflix special ‘Good Fortune’ is now streaming 🔮 Come see me perform standup live on tour!

Go check out my new album

Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

12.7M Followers 505 Following Go check out my new album "Lush Life: The Lost Sinatra Arrangements" out now!

Big fan of my twin teen boys and my wife. As seen on: @HuffPostParents, @mashable, @parentsmagazine, @BuzzFeed, @TODAYshow. Insta and FB: @Fatherwithtwins

Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins

19K Followers 5K Following Big fan of my twin teen boys and my wife. As seen on: @HuffPostParents, @mashable, @parentsmagazine, @BuzzFeed, @TODAYshow. Insta and FB: @Fatherwithtwins

Mom. Writer. Bacon-hater —please don’t drop me as a friend.

Julie Burton @ksujulie

8K Followers 3K Following Mom. Writer. Bacon-hater —please don’t drop me as a friend.

Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

45K Followers 8K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

I'm a mom, an aspiring novelist, and a political activist.

Laura Marie @lmegordon

24K Followers 2K Following I'm a mom, an aspiring novelist, and a political activist.

I love you but... 🤪 Seen on @huffpost @todayparents @buzzfeedparents and more! Follow me on IG @sarabellab123 Find all my tweets at the link ⬇️

Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123

11K Followers 2K Following I love you but... 🤪 Seen on @huffpost @todayparents @buzzfeedparents and more! Follow me on IG @sarabellab123 Find all my tweets at the link ⬇️

You’ll have to speak up, I have 3 kids! #parenting #mumlife #workingmum #twinmum

The Mum Bum @themumbum

1K Followers 1K Following You’ll have to speak up, I have 3 kids! #parenting #mumlife #workingmum #twinmum

Can be found speaking with a British accent

MumInBits @MumInBits

21K Followers 1K Following Can be found speaking with a British accent

quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻‍♀️ | 💌: tips@bestofnextdoor.com

Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor

450K Followers 5K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻‍♀️ | 💌: [email protected]

For Sale: M.S. in English, like new. Will trade for coffee. Writer & teacher featured in @Buzzfeed, @USAToday, @HuffPost & The Steve Harvey Show.

Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom

22K Followers 1K Following For Sale: M.S. in English, like new. Will trade for coffee. Writer & teacher featured in @Buzzfeed, @USAToday, @HuffPost & The Steve Harvey Show.

venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president

Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78

36K Followers 2K Following venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president

My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.

Mike Birbiglia @birbigs

569K Followers 1K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.

It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now. For speaking inquiries please contact Jornstein@wmeagency.com

Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman

1.1M Followers 30K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now. For speaking inquiries please contact [email protected]

Loves animals more than most people.

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

49K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people.

enjoy the process https://t.co/tLUUo32PTn

Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair

38K Followers 3K Following enjoy the process https://t.co/tLUUo32PTn

No no, it’s not hormones. I’m always this unpleasant.

JPo @Peauxtassium

10K Followers 914 Following No no, it’s not hormones. I’m always this unpleasant.

I’m not a very good home-maker but I’m an excellent joke-maker.

*married* ☺️

Momarazzi. @Mirimade

7K Followers 366 Following I’m not a very good home-maker but I’m an excellent joke-maker. *married* ☺️

https://t.co/aSauDr48JC is a community of parents sharing laughter, struggles, and successes as we strive to create a better world for our kids.

Daddy’s Digest @daddysdigest

5K Followers 371 Following https://t.co/aSauDr48JC is a community of parents sharing laughter, struggles, and successes as we strive to create a better world for our kids.

Hi Crime Junkies… 💜 | Creator/Host: @ash_flowers | Co-Host: @britprawat | 🎧 @audiochuck | New episodes every Monday

Crime Junkie Podcast @CrimeJunkiePod

135K Followers 9 Following Hi Crime Junkies… 💜 | Creator/Host: @ash_flowers | Co-Host: @britprawat | 🎧 @audiochuck | New episodes every Monday

Mike Ferguson and Mike Gibson host a true crime podcast called True Crime All the Time which is an Emash Digital Production. https://t.co/PMer6GjDtA

TrueCrimeAllTheTime @TCAllTheTime

21K Followers 2K Following Mike Ferguson and Mike Gibson host a true crime podcast called True Crime All the Time which is an Emash Digital Production. https://t.co/PMer6GjDtA

Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. https://t.co/WWtgLUfRED

James Fridman @fjamie013

2.2M Followers 1 Following Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. https://t.co/WWtgLUfRED

my favorite murder (the podcast) quotes out of context — this is a fan account I’m not associated with the ladies in any way!!

mfm quotes out of con... @mfmoutofcontext

15K Followers 3 Following my favorite murder (the podcast) quotes out of context — this is a fan account I’m not associated with the ladies in any way!!

as the mother of a 25, 15, & 12YO I’m uniquely qualified to say kids suck at any age

mommaunfiltered @MommaUnfiltered

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Welcome to the club. 🔥 https://t.co/E3irT7D7mM 🏆 https://t.co/EFPhC0SEeE 🎮 @thedadgaming

The Dad @thedad

133K Followers 537 Following Welcome to the club. 🔥 https://t.co/E3irT7D7mM 🏆 https://t.co/EFPhC0SEeE 🎮 @thedadgaming

Mama of 3 kids who poop, prolifically and creatively. Wife of Superman. Child of God. Writer of funny things, mostly so as not to cry about them. Like poop.

LittleMama @IfYourKidsPoop

205 Followers 140 Following Mama of 3 kids who poop, prolifically and creatively. Wife of Superman. Child of God. Writer of funny things, mostly so as not to cry about them. Like poop.

The first high interest blockchain certificate of deposit. https://t.co/UVI5DCujMi

HEX.com 40% APY & 386... @HEX_PulseX

6K Followers 846 Following The first high interest blockchain certificate of deposit. https://t.co/UVI5DCujMi

Dad to 4 pint-sized dictators. Follow along as my sanity slips through my fingertips |My tweets: https://t.co/lcfWftAzux

The Real American Dad... @R_A_Dadass

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LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥
New tweets:https://t.co/FPJlpMaKGD

Felicia @LostFelicia

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Life is hard. Laugh harder.

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attempting but often failing at most things

EricaTriesToTweet @EricaWhoToYou

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Wendy @_wendyb07

10K Followers 2K Following dang it wendy

divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu

Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

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I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm

Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

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