Pork 'n Mindy @HrBry
Self made hundredaire. Ambidextrous masturbator. 'Hooked On Phonics' class of '95. Blue straw patent holder. I've fucked more fat chicks than diabetes. yourgrandmaisfuckingsexy.com.org New Jersey A.K.A. dirtyJerZ Joined October 2012-
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Mochi is the perfect ice cream if you like saying “what the fuck” as you eat ice cream
Ladies: Van Gogh sent an ear to a woman, so don’t settle for a dick pic, insist he mail you the real thing
My local hospital called me to insist I stop wearing my crocs and matching Fanny pack.. their maternity ward is full so they’ve started discharging COVID patients to make room for all my baby mamas
Sorry kids, the stimulus check is all gone.. Back to only going to delis without the word gourmet in them
Nothing positive comes out of a relationship with a girl named Brandy except an STD test
Online learning doesn’t work.. I’m on my 7th episode of Netflix’s Umbrella Academy and I still don’t know the first thing about umbrellas
Visit my website bostonaccentorretarded.com and see if you can tell who’s retarded and who just has a Boston accent
Ghislaine sounds like a high occupancy lane for people who masturbate while driving
I did that leg out bend pose for my X-ray so my ass bone looked thick af for the radiologist
Nothing like a pimple on the tip of your tongue to remind you how terrible life can be
Walmart greeters are even less receptive to my hugs ever since Covid came to town
Since this quarantine started my intermittent fasting is down to under an hour
For $100 I’ll let you bring your side chick over on Christmas and we’ll pretend to be family so she don’t know she’s the side chick
You ever get so angry at a woman you actually consider becoming transgender just so it’s not frowned upon to beat her ass or is it just me?
A podcast of all the different ways you can spell the name Sean
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
17K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyVet1972
5K Followers 3K Following #deadcorps MOSTLY DEAD_ former Dallas cowboy cheerleader bodyguard_currently just an old dude
Amish Super Model �.. @AmishSuperModel
56K Followers 18K Following Gracing the hottest runways from Paris to Lancaster! Also featured in Amish Vogue & Amish GQ https://t.co/izJtz2t0DD
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Dad and Buried @DadandBuried
47K Followers 3K Following I don't hate my kids, I hate parenting them! PRE-ORDER MY BOOK! https://t.co/6fqLgZx00R
Naomi @naomi_hohl_
140 Followers 3K Following
Invention Found @Inventionfound
171 Followers 1K Following Create. I believe in the power to create one's. I also, help inventors with the engagement with some obstacles. 2/4/2024
Esteban @Esteban95219206
0 Followers 23 Following
Bobbi C @BobbiCh98714057
341 Followers 1K Following Animal lover, love nature and history. Navy veteran, President Trump supporter, also love Kari Lake
Wilson @KingConan666
95 Followers 203 Following
يحيى السلطا.. @YAlzbaide
983 Followers 5K Following
chubby chaser @chubbyc54748550
56 Followers 148 Following Searching for big beautiful women on Twitter
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
12K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in http://t.co/PGa2xGXP. To submit a tweet, use http://t.co/dgSEBxyE
Rao Tarun #Bharatiya @TKJ12921735
80 Followers 466 Following Engineer, P.G in Patenting Law. Protect Dharma· Dharma protects You.
Myles 🇨🇦 @myles_morrison
6K Followers 6K Following Tweeting without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. New comedy album out now | https://t.co/qfo0h2pgEm
iWife @originaliWife
1K Followers 443 Following 2nd Account for my therapeutic rants... I probably just need a nap. Already have a TC so don’t DM me and fuck off.
Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
217K Followers 108K Following Day drinker, lazy YouTuber, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army!
DialysisSaves @DialysisSaves
6K Followers 3K Following Representing #dialysis patients, raising awareness for #CKD, #ESRD and #kidneytransplant & #kidneydisease issues!
CactusBluu @westxghost
87 Followers 240 Following
big bearded bastard @pickles5483
8K Followers 9K Following I am a spouter of shit and drinker of kool-aid. My spirit animal is Ron Swanson. I don't have cancer.
mood spelled backward.. @alexxischantal
377 Followers 763 Following scorpio stellium 💀 i’m only here to read astrology thnks
Ian Wallace @ianwallace531
250 Followers 2K Following Newsrooms across the state join forces to cover California's cannabis scene, with updates on business, health, culture..
Poz @bpoz16
0 Followers 962 Following
Ellie @gunsandgams_
249 Followers 174 Following high key obsessed with astrology, fitness, and makeup
Marcy Millsap @MarcyMillsap2
2K Followers 3K Following
𝐶𝑜 𝐶𝑜 ♡ @C0REENNA
5K Followers 3K Following 𝑴𝒓𝒔. @CrudeRudy 🤍💍 • 𝑩𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒆 • 𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚'𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 •
Suburbia_Mommy @runner_mom2
8K Followers 4K Following Just your typical yoga pants wearing, xanax popping, wine drinking suburbia mommy.
Hard Rock Life @LilOrphanAna
599 Followers 523 Following Rockstar Facialist, straight forward free thinker, and tattooed kinky girl. 18 and older only! @bent_andtwisted is my person.
efficacious 🌺 @hergoodness
16K Followers 7K Following just a girl with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair. https://t.co/A5pnwbVrI6
just a girl named kar.. @justagonegirl
9K Followers 6K Following this bird is migrating to bluer skies @justagonegirl.bsky.social
Deflated Alice @shes_rising
5K Followers 2K Following "It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." Cervical Cancer stage IIB.
Tara @realsmiles17
4K Followers 2K Following
sahad @sahadalli
24 Followers 166 Following
Chip2hole @Chip2hole1
28 Followers 377 Following it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a PBR in the other
Sara Jessica Holla @sarajholla
2K Followers 3K Following
Skinscapes Tattoo @SkinscapesT
38 Followers 173 Following Open; Tuesday: 2-8, Wednesday: 2-8, Thursday: 2-8, Friday: 2-8, Saturday: 12-6. Phone: 845-621-1021
🙎🏻♀️🔫 @idkfmlbye
103 Followers 271 Following
Palma Luehrs @PalmaLuehrs
35 Followers 502 Following
✨PATTY✨ @StarrDusst17
4K Followers 4K Following Im a big tough girl, I tie my own sandals and everything. I love my kids & grandson with all my heart... Walking,Jogging, Hiking, Crafting .. & wine❤️ ..
Ghost Hopping @Ghost_Hopping
3K Followers 4K Following Ghost Hopping is a cool new take on #paranormal shows created/hosted by @ComedianMarcus (@NBCLastComic, @Area_52_Podcast) See full episodes & more on YouTube!
These ladies were trapping stray cats in a public park and taking them to a vet then finding them homes. The police couldn't have it though, even after admitting they have a problem with the stray cats, so they arrested 2 senior citizens.
@LM10_BLAUGRANA @POTUS Yeah… you don’t speak for me 😂😂 I wouldn’t vote for him if he was the last or ONLY option.
I stood up out of my bed and into my walker today. This is a huge step towards me being able to walk around my house on my own. Getting that much closer to saying goodbye to my wheelchair!
[At the Subaru dealership] Hi, I'd like to return my car, it's not working. Employee: "Oh? It's not running? What's wrong with it?" No, it runs fine, but I was told this is a car for lesbians and I've had it for 3 years. But nothing! No lesbian action...
I have been single for six years, but today, finally, I turned seven.
My gynecologist follows me on Instagram, I really do not know what else he wants to see.
Social media would be so much better if you couldn’t interact with people. Like, I’m slightly interested in your life enough to follow you but not interested enough to want to talk to you.
@aestaylor @SportsTalkBarry @PFTCommenter @TheRealOJ32 I’m crying 😂😂😂
@TheRealOJ32 Look in the rear view mirror...those are the only followers that should follow you. #DonotFollowOJ
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@MeekPhill_ @TheRealOJ32 @KrisJenner would it kill him to up the quality?
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