TheAnxiousMomma⚡️ @MommaxBearx
Just trying to find the calm in the storm. Joined June 2021-
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Me walking down the street. - werido - serial killer if I ever seen one - wonder if that plane will crash - has that tree always been there - ohhhh look a pigeon “hi baby”
Someone told me tinder is like ordering from just eat these days. I wonder if you leave reviews? “Average sex, a bit greasy, sense of humour missing”
I got called a lady today, guess that means I’m an oap now.
Do what makes you happy, unless ofcourse what makes you happy is eating with your mouth opened, in that case starve quietly.
Dealer: almost blackjack with a 20 Me: hit me
life’s too short not to tell the people you love how you feel say it.. say it often 🤍
she loves him more than he’ll ever know and he loves her more than he’ll ever show what a tragedy 🤍
All I want is 50k a month and to work 4 hours a week… is that too much to ask? Is it ?
I hope one day I wake up and don’t feel tired.
I adore people who are oblivious to just how wonderful they are.
My favorite yoga pose is downward facing spiral.
One minute you are young and cool and then suddenly you know a place that has really good coleslaw.
a ghost but every 'ooooooo' is sarcastic
Not everyone likes me and that's ok they can go fuck themselves
Yes I’m broke. Yes i have money for Amazon.
I did a trust fall. I got dropped.
I am love. And a pest. Pest love?
Eventually, you will ask for the truth and be met with emptiness.
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I still haven't forgiven y'all for making the Kardashians as rich and famous as they are
talking to you is my favourite part of the day it feels like a warm hug on a rainy cold day it just makes everything better 🤍
life’s too short not to tell the people you love how you feel say it.. say it often 🤍
Im writing a parenting book called kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did.
she loves him more than he’ll ever know and he loves her more than he’ll ever show what a tragedy 🤍
I adore people who are oblivious to just how wonderful they are.
He came from nothing. He conquered everything. From acclaimed director Ridley Scott, #Napoleon is Only In Cinemas November 22. Watch the official trailer now.
My favorite yoga pose is downward facing spiral.
One minute you are young and cool and then suddenly you know a place that has really good coleslaw.
Not everyone likes me and that's ok they can go fuck themselves
Eventually, you will ask for the truth and be met with emptiness.
I am absolutely nooo good at faking my feelings.
the feminine urge to go for a hike and never come back
What’s it called when you do all the cooking and the cleaning? But also earn the household income???
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