R😷b The Half Breed @RobWeb79
My thoughts are from my own disturbed mind & don't represent the views of the T.V. station I work for. #TeamTacos twitr.buzz/RobWeb79 Pound Town Joined April 2009-
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We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
Reporter: "Should the Defense Secretary.." Marjorie Taylor Greene: what country are you from? Reporter: From the UK MTG: “OK we don't give a crap about your opinion and your reporting. Why don't you go back to your country” MTG is a national disgrace
*phone rings* Me: *answers phone* Caller: Hello. We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your country’s current war plans.
Officer: Can you explain to me why you were driving 90 mph in 45? Me: I was listening to Bush’s “Machinehead”, sir. Officer: I totally understand. You’re free to go.
Dear radio stations, nobody wants to hear “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. There are plenty of other Christmas songs to pick from.
Bobby: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet. Horse: I’m going as fast as I can, Bobby! Get off my back. Do you know how heavy this damn sleigh is?
This truly hits home.
My MAGA neighbor five minutes ago: “I just read that tariffs are going to raise prices for stuff. I don’t get it. I thought China was going to pay them.” I explained how tariffs work. I wish you could see the look on the guy’s face when it sunk in. So much ignorance out there.
Our nation’s democratic system functioned last night and we have a new President-elect. All Americans are bound, whether we like the outcome or not, to accept the results of our elections. We now have a special responsibility, as citizens of the greatest nation on earth, to do…
I'm going to post this video every day until the election
This is MAGA, and Donald Trump is 100% responsible for this. Remember this in the voting booth.
Line Fire Evening Update 09/30/2024 The #LineFire is now at 43,182 with 78% containment and 1,701 personnel. This is a full suppression incident. All efforts are being made to suppress the fire as soon as possible.
Paranormal Investigator: If you want to communicate, turn on the flashlight. Revolutionary War Ghost: What the fuck is a flashlight?

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