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Bitch Fantastic retweeted
Hell is just a grocery store full of people you know.
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Bitch Fantastic retweeted
Honestly I don’t know how many more rodeos I can take
Yall think we could get them all in bearsuits by May Day??? I'll out dance everybody.
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
Why would you fuck with anyone when you could just go and fuck yourself
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
Sure I'll go, I haven't had a meltdown there yet.
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats chili standing up?
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
So what types of “coping methods”are we gonna use today? 🚬
Was your parent a friend of Jimmy K's? Have I got a dating app for you!
People that do activities after work are not being exploited. I'm tired and I hate you.
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
I block people who hurt me. My energy field is very limited right now.
I always reply "apple" cause eventually I'll be right.
Could someone please explain the difference between an adventure and an inconvenience
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
I got your number off the bathroom wall. It was the bathroom at taco bell so I'm not asking you out I'm asking for toilet paper advice.
I guess everyone my age is dead or locked up. -why I'm hanging out with 30 somethings with too much energy and strong bones
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
The most attractive thing a man can do is never, ever attempt stand up comedy.
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
It’s not always time, but time always is.
forthwith all bjs will be hand jobs with little kisses
Bitch Fantastic retweeted
I don’t know. I’m generally not safe for work.
Don't do shadow work drunk and high... You're already criminally insane.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
Barry BeNiceButNotSic.. @barryjohnharper
10K Followers 8K Following English accent - please adjust your inner dialogue. Atheist, but fine by me if you believe in fairytales. Peace ✌ https://t.co/kWKnRGy10o
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
10K Followers 6K Following
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
B. @AddledPixie
10K Followers 4K Following Currently reading (audiobook) If It Bleeds by Stephen King // Music right now: TTPD // Currently watching Palm Royale; Call the Midwife
Tien Iwanski @ti_iwans
74 Followers 5K Following
it is over @FreeTreeBark100
368 Followers 2K Following
Somer Sallmen @SomSallmen
81 Followers 5K Following
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
Annabeth Reaney @ReaAnnabe
71 Followers 5K Following
🐺Shougo @Ailreid
3K Followers 3K Following #blm🍟#LGBTQ2S+🌾#dope🍋#mufc🦊#revenant🥩#anitwt🐐s-kr..🐰#bsd🐺el psiquico🌾#harmonyearth..🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛ 00475-AEDF-52510-2🍵don't fw Shinya Kougami
Abua Patrick Atoshi @AbuaAtoshi5332
237 Followers 1K Following My name is Patrick Abua Patrick, a native of ogberia ochoro mbube east in ogoja LGA, Cross River state. Married to blessing Otsai bless with a son name James
David Lester @sampaul9125
935 Followers 4K Following OFFICE DAVID LESTER British -American psychologist and emeritus professor of psychology.BECOME A STATE NATIONAL🇺🇸
Tibor Szőregi @Tibcsi51
62 Followers 297 Following
Greeve @greevy64
1K Followers 1K Following UNC 🇺🇦 🌈🏳️⚧️Leo/Virgo Vote Blue #swiftie #Billsmafia Equal Rights for others doesn’t mean less for you. it’s not pie.
Adamajessey7 @jasseyadama71
665 Followers 5K Following Jesus Christ is Coming back the lord of all lord and the King of all King ✝️🙏
Latte Chavalito @ElChavaleto
2K Followers 3K Following I make music, beer and children. These tweets are my own, not for you. Cheers!
JAVIER QUINTERO @QUINTEROJRR
32 Followers 1K Following
Ashley @carpenter3ashle
222 Followers 3K Following
Chloe Car @ChloeCar130929
32 Followers 5K Following
Casandra Leiberton @CasandraLe61199
63 Followers 5K Following
Caterina Town @cateri_to
60 Followers 5K Following
Lois Lyau @LoisLyau47355
43 Followers 5K Following
Isabel Andaverde @andaver_isab
101 Followers 5K Following
Verdie Bolebruch @VBolebruch13981
66 Followers 5K Following
Trudy Mager @MagerTrudy3578
117 Followers 5K Following
Sahar Winnen @SaharWinne36304
82 Followers 5K Following
Wine Dumpster @Wine2NumbMyPain
202 Followers 285 Following Walking wine cellar with a well-conditioned gullet, able to take a punch from any varietal 🍷🤤
Minta Franciosa @FranciosaM86750
84 Followers 5K Following
Sharon Lacy @L40346008Lacy
5 Followers 83 Following
the spiritual cowboy .. @tthescbgg
55 Followers 706 Following this is my only acc! LGBTQ 🏳️🌈 Only Love Here! ADD,Bpd & autism 🌞spiritual helper with a spiritual school for FREE " 🍂click my link for more🦉
⚰️Sexy Mothman�.. @JasonLa90455579
752 Followers 4K Following Teachers never liked me; I was homeschooled. FUNeral director. 😬Please consider aquamation, green burial, open air funeral pyre, and human composting.
Danis @Danis4913750897
2K Followers 3K Following Supplier of top medical marijuana strains Denver Colorado
Cosmic Girl @cosmic_whimsy
616 Followers 537 Following 💫Cosmic girl in a Barbie world. “We're all the time confined to fit the mold, But I won't ever let them make a loser of my soul”
Hecubus @protocrawl
694 Followers 4K Following https://t.co/oM9WarA3MR) I hate hate. Send SASE for more details. He/him, ADHD... Retweets with WOW generally indicate support
SmartassChef @SmartassChef
16K Followers 6K Following Beverage enthusiast, raconteur, chef. Culinarily promiscuous. Come for the food. Stay for the snark and smartassery.
Donald Webb @DonaldW14161185
287 Followers 2K Following
Ryan Graham @Graham4GA
6K Followers 4K Following Humanist. Minarchist. Degenerate. Cohost @StateOfAtlanta. #GAPOL #StrikeTheRoot #LightItBlue
Celebritarian @IntoThisParty
15 Followers 38 Following
Tommy Gunn @TommyGunnHYNGD
6K Followers 4K Following Guitarist for America's Hard Rock Band HYNGD, We Rock every stage we play. Endorsed by @peavey @isptechnologies @coldcockwhiskey @jerichoguitars @gatorcases
Jimmie Joseph Manisch.. @DeeJayPollok
493 Followers 1K Following Just follow my trail and you'll know where I'm headed.
Terrence Harris @Terrenc28716902
132 Followers 766 Following if you not real please stop DM me and in boxing me please
Haider Aedan @hayder_aedan
148 Followers 1K Following
John doss @johndoss1917
11 Followers 93 Following
InfernalWheel @InfernalWheel
1K Followers 1K Following Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom. Not Interested. No lists. Male, he/him
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
Barry BeNiceButNotSic.. @barryjohnharper
10K Followers 8K Following English accent - please adjust your inner dialogue. Atheist, but fine by me if you believe in fairytales. Peace ✌ https://t.co/kWKnRGy10o
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
10K Followers 6K Following
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Cat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.
B. @AddledPixie
10K Followers 4K Following Currently reading (audiobook) If It Bleeds by Stephen King // Music right now: TTPD // Currently watching Palm Royale; Call the Midwife
don’tcallheramy @deanda_min3
140K Followers 14K Following •create boundless measures of bass & treble clefs 🎶 stay strong 🇺🇸 spread peace ✌🏼
✨Crash Unhinged💫 @Crashonomics
4K Followers 5K Following Twitter's Most Overlooked Sweetheart. Lover of music, pretty eyes, thick thighs and pumpkins
it is over @FreeTreeBark100
368 Followers 2K Following
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉.. @MoMohler
7K Followers 5K Following Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.
🐺Shougo @Ailreid
3K Followers 3K Following #blm🍟#LGBTQ2S+🌾#dope🍋#mufc🦊#revenant🥩#anitwt🐐s-kr..🐰#bsd🐺el psiquico🌾#harmonyearth..🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛ 00475-AEDF-52510-2🍵don't fw Shinya Kougami
CorvusCurmudgeon @CorvusCurmudgeo
1K Followers 566 Following Old southern white man. Going more and more leftist with time. BLM, pro-LGBTQIA+, pro-choice, the patriarchy must die, systemic oppression must end.
Greeve @greevy64
1K Followers 1K Following UNC 🇺🇦 🌈🏳️⚧️Leo/Virgo Vote Blue #swiftie #Billsmafia Equal Rights for others doesn’t mean less for you. it’s not pie.
Bloodhound Gang @bloodhoundgang
26K Followers 8 Following
Jimmy Pop @jimmypop
36K Followers 98 Following AARP Rocky Header Image: @KatieMurdoch1 Profile Image: @LarIvan5
L'Oréal USA @LOrealUSA
63K Followers 308 Following Based in #NYC, L'Oréal USA is the largest subsidiary of the L'Oréal Groupe, the worldwide leader in beauty. Follow our innovative pursuit of #BeautyforAll.
L'Oréal Paris USA @LOrealParisUSA
510K Followers 2K Following Because You're #WorthIt Tag us @lorealparisusa
Latte Chavalito @ElChavaleto
2K Followers 3K Following I make music, beer and children. These tweets are my own, not for you. Cheers!
Rational Satanism @CoRS666
2K Followers 439 Following #CoRS #adaptable #philosophical systems that all can connect to. SATAN REGNAT, ET VIRTUS RATIONI INTERIUS Satan reigns to reason, and the power of the inner
the spiritual cowboy .. @tthescbgg
55 Followers 706 Following this is my only acc! LGBTQ 🏳️🌈 Only Love Here! ADD,Bpd & autism 🌞spiritual helper with a spiritual school for FREE " 🍂click my link for more🦉
the spiritual cowboy .. @thescbg
50K Followers 122 Following spiritual leader of the damned and the broken, but you can call me Rion 🪐🖤 astrology books, tarot and Astrology readings available in my bio link 🧚🏽♀️❤️🩹
⚰️Sexy Mothman�.. @JasonLa90455579
752 Followers 4K Following Teachers never liked me; I was homeschooled. FUNeral director. 😬Please consider aquamation, green burial, open air funeral pyre, and human composting.
Sunfyre🥁🍄 @SunfyreTV
18K Followers 731 Following 🥁 Drums + comedy + cosplays 🇨🇷 @sjcdrums | @elgato | @rodemics
Cosmic Girl @cosmic_whimsy
616 Followers 537 Following 💫Cosmic girl in a Barbie world. “We're all the time confined to fit the mold, But I won't ever let them make a loser of my soul”
Hecubus @protocrawl
694 Followers 4K Following https://t.co/oM9WarA3MR) I hate hate. Send SASE for more details. He/him, ADHD... Retweets with WOW generally indicate support
SmartassChef @SmartassChef
16K Followers 6K Following Beverage enthusiast, raconteur, chef. Culinarily promiscuous. Come for the food. Stay for the snark and smartassery.
Lars Mapstead for Pre.. @LibertarianLars
46K Followers 2K Following Father of two daughters, co-founder of FriendFinder Networks, Libertarian candidate for President. We can #UnrigtheSystem #Stop270
Ryan Graham @Graham4GA
6K Followers 4K Following Humanist. Minarchist. Degenerate. Cohost @StateOfAtlanta. #GAPOL #StrikeTheRoot #LightItBlue
Celebritarian @IntoThisParty
15 Followers 38 Following
Tommy Gunn @TommyGunnHYNGD
6K Followers 4K Following Guitarist for America's Hard Rock Band HYNGD, We Rock every stage we play. Endorsed by @peavey @isptechnologies @coldcockwhiskey @jerichoguitars @gatorcases
Jimmie Joseph Manisch.. @DeeJayPollok
493 Followers 1K Following Just follow my trail and you'll know where I'm headed.
InfernalWheel @InfernalWheel
1K Followers 1K Following Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom. Not Interested. No lists. Male, he/him
Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge
388K Followers 343K Following Fought in UFC, IVC champ, Pride K-1 - Arm Wrestling World Champion - Actor - Advocate for #CTE #TBI #MentalHealth #BigDaddy #Motivation #Positivity #MMA #AFC
Kelli Nova @Kelli_Nova
888 Followers 296 Following She/her. 💖💜💙 Resin casting Ethically sourced taxidermy art/jewelry
EMGG GamingGramma @StephieGrills
2K Followers 2K Following Author|Gamer|FibroWarrior|PanAce || @EasternMediaGG Member || Offical CC for @ManneKinGame | Email:[email protected]|| @Team_Exhausted |
LordSwank @LordSwank
278 Followers 339 Following Gamer, streamer, gamedev, full-stack web dev. Occassional politics.
Elnateo @elnateo
205 Followers 355 Following I'm probably the Nate you're looking for. If not, I am now.
🗝️🐺🗡️�.. @kim_guymon
47 Followers 41 Following Her many epithets: Aimopotis - Thanatêgos - Kardiodaitos - Sarkophagos - Aôroboros - Oistroplaneia
🐐🆚🐟 GoatVsFi.. @GoatVsFish
975 Followers 18 Following ARE YOU GOAT OR FISH? 👑 Festival Enhancer and MC 🌈 Livestreams on Twitch 😆 Comedy 🎸 Music 🧠 Philosophy 🗓️ Schedule at https://t.co/rhMdQVMMrW
THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO
321K Followers 848 Following EL HIJO DE TITO Y FIFA!!WRITER/PRODUCER/COMEDIAN. #PPP MLBG 👹👹👹 BX ALL DAY & TOMORROW!! @VICTORYLIGHTPOD IS THE FUTURE!! @7pmInBrooklyn 🔥 #RIPCEET #RIPNEZ
Bruja Brat @BrujaBanton
15K Followers 746 Following Osun 🍯 & Olokun 🌊 Priestess〰️ the spiritual bath lady 〰️ three eyed crow 〰️ @iyalodescorner 〰️ tarotscopes @baltbeat〰️ not an astrologer 〰️ $brujabanton 🇯🇲
Eric Peters @ericpeters
1K Followers 662 Following
Pelagia @Pelagiabythesea
343 Followers 361 Following Still here. Guess that's something https://t.co/oEVl1txQ6u
Hell is just a grocery store full of people you know.
@DoomScroling I’ve never had a bear attempt to drug my drink.
10 years later, someone actually finally followed me back. but I'm really not surprised about that either
Why would you fuck with anyone when you could just go and fuck yourself
I just want to feel happy and light and lovely again, you remember when. Like I did then.
People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats chili standing up?
If Ronald let us tweet through the McDonald’s app I’d be all set.
The aging process of the male penis…
Mike Pence is a snail looking for a shell, lost in the rain, next to some spit out gum and cigarette buts.
Sparklehorse 2 Meter Sessies youtu.be/ekLlQuX1odg?si… via @YouTube
Every day on the train I pass a parking lot full of beaten up, and burned out cars that have been used in crimes
I went to the meetup but nobody wanted to talk about aliens
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